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Tha fact remains that GEJ is stepping down in few days time, so stop giving us false hope. Bring them chibok babes out & we don't have any option than to believe and than you people for job well planned..



Bash or quote me & u'll die off in lagoon..

I'm still looking for the hilarious thing about the pix.. #nobeefing

tayebest:
FOOLS

mr. Solomon I greet ooh!!

Adyrin:
Say something

ayam tai pin..

GEJ d man of peace..

Ezenwammadu:
ISLAM-A-BAD

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Had it been dis people knew how much time it took God to create human, they wouldn't dare to take a life. RIP to the dead..




Fvck is lam..

aimuan:
ur comment is an insult to all the sensible nairalanders.

sorry I didn't mean to insult ur people..

Cultism A Way Of Living In Benin, from witchcraft to cultcraft..



*dodgingbottlesandstones*

lalasticlala:
ya i knw. but the blame goes to all of them..

now you are talking as etisalat do say, but d pastor fall hand no b here..

lalasticlala:
are u blaming the pastor what of the women that opened their legs for him? Where they charmed?

but d pastor would have respected himself for pastorship sake, wetin hin go tell hin followers??

FLAWLES:
V;

V is for Va jai na

In Fela's voice, deadi bodi e geti accident yekpaaa! Na double wahala for deadi bodi





If dem fit allow me, I go burn hin prick head small with lighter..

By ENYIM ENYIM, Onitsha
A House of Representatives member-elect representing Ayamelum/Oyi federal Constituency in Anambra state, Mr. Gabriel Onyeweife Tuesday, declared that both old and new members had the legal right to contest for the post of speaker of the lower chamber.
Onyeweife who recently attended the induction course organized for National Assembly members-elect held in Abuja said there was no known law that stipulates that only old members of the House of Representatives were eligible to contest for the plum position.
“Once the president-elect, General Muhammadu Bhuhari proclaims the inauguration of the House of Representatives, the clerk conducts the election of the speaker as the presiding officer in line with order 2 Rule 4”.
He explained that, “order 2 Rule 4 states that no issue of privilege or right should be accorded any member until after the election”.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/speaker-position-should-be-open-to-all-reps-onyeweife/

Does this reduce the price of fuel??..

Who are they please?? I'm from Burundi..

It’s a tough world out there… full of awkward first dates, bad sex and limited chances at orgasms.

Women now associate the dating landscape with the same risks many face going into the arctic tundra.

It’s cold, uncomfortable and it’s more than likely that you’ll die before getting that fire lit.

After years of bad trips and valuable packing lessons, we go in a little more prepared each time. We’ve learned tips, tricks and lessons that could only be experienced firsthand, quickly learning the scams, the men who are just trying to swindle you and certain places we will just never go again.
We’ve changed our clothes, hair and grooming styles to fit the destination, yet there’s something we can’t seem to change that’s making the journey a treacherous hike. Something we can’t hide and something we refuse to keep at home. Something we won’t check at baggage claim or give up at customs.

Unfortunately, for women, intelligence many times hinders our travels and keeps us from the promise land. Because, for all you bright and educated women out there, what you feel is real… intelligent women are more likely to be single.

The popular saying “ignorance is bliss” doesn’t exactly cover the broad spectrum of woes women feel as they sit alone Friday nights with no one to discuss Nietzsche or read lines from Proust with.

It doesn’t assuage a woman’s pain as her parents ask where her boyfriend is and why she can’t find a nice guy.

The saying should be something closer to “ignorant women get the man and intelligent women never feel bliss.”

But why is this? Why don’t men want women with whom they can converse and who challenge them? When did the aversion to strong and intelligent women become a code orange? When did everyone just want to go to the Bahamas and lie around?

In an article by “The Wire,” financial reporter, John Carney, gives one explanation for this phenomenon, deducing, “successful men date less successful women not because they want ‘women to be dumb’ but rather because they want ‘someone who prioritizes their life in a way that’s compatible with how you prioritize yours.’”

Basically, they want someone who isn’t ever going to let her career come before making dinner and pleasing them first.

They want a woman who is dumb enough to make them a priority and, unfortunately, for all those sane, rational and intelligent women out there, there’s a hefty number of these women out there.

There are plenty of women who will give up their lives for men, who will refuse to challenge them, fight them and refuse to see them as their equals, but their saviors.

Then again, deciding what kind of woman you are is like choosing between a rock and a hard place. If you’re stupid, you’re not taken seriously, but if you’re smart, you’re taken too seriously. Women everywhere are flailing under this double-edged sword. A beautiful, attractive female isn’t desirable for her mind, and those with strong characters are seen as threatening, masculine and undesirable.

A study conducted with 121 British participants reported findings that females with high intelligence in male/female relationships were seen as problematic.

Their intelligence were predicted to cause problems in the relationships. Whereas, high intelligence in the male partner was not seen as problematic, but desirable.

These cultural stereotypes and gender biases are inhibiting women from being seen as equals. Rational and educated women are being ignored and chastised for their intelligence.

Those women who teach you, show you and help you grow are being picked over, combed through and dumped for girls with shirts that show a little too much skin and platform heels.

Of course there are plenty of women out there with boyfriends who are intelligent. This is not to come at women with boyfriends, but to assuage that nagging, pestering pain all intelligent women feel as men continually take them out to dinner, have a great time then decide they’re not worth the work.
First really is the worst

There’s an epidemic of settling in this generation. Women everywhere are dipping far below their standards just to find men who appreciate them. They are giving up things they thought they wanted for nothing more than a simple “he’s good to me.”

Where’s the man who was supposed to challenge you and understand you? Where’s the man who was supposed to shock you and support you?

In an article by “The Daily Mail,” Minister of Universities David Willetts asserts, “Successful women will have to ‘marry down’ by choosing partners less qualified than them – and may increasingly select men based on how supportive they might be to their careers, rather than whether they can support them financially.”

Judging from the notion that male egos aren’t deflating at the same rate at which women are increasing their education, there’s an uneven scale here. Women are getting smarter, but men aren’t getting more supportive.

Most people like to be the better one in the relationship. Men have been taught or conditioned to believe they are superior, when a woman shows a competitive edge, he becomes threatened.

The number of college-educated women now outweighs the number of college-educated men, which in turn has diminished options in the dating pool. Men aren’t ready to accept being second in the bread-winning competition and this is causing women to either settle or stay single.
You forget to eat the whole cake

Intelligence breeds ambition, which breeds neglect. Neglect for love, boyfriends and years spent pursuing that MRS Degree. Neglect in college, focusing on studies rather than finding a man and neglect at work, refusing to spend nights out at bars and clubs.

Unfortunately, for all those women who thought a man would come later, other women capitalized on their youth, snatching up all the boyfriends and husbands while they focused on building their careers.

Women went into college with an intent to come out wives, slowly but steadily snatching up the number of available men for all those women who chose to attack their professional dreams.

This phenomenon only increases as women leave college. Becoming frustrated with their lack of love and work harder in achieving professional success to fill the void. Dr. Alex Banner of “The Huffington Post” explains that women are compensating for their unsuccessful dating careers with successful professional careers, and it’s only widening the gap.
Big minds are like big balls

You may be sensitive, sweet and insecure, but your intelligence makes you threatening. You may not have muscles and a big d*ck, but men will look at you as competition.

You are intimidating and emasculating. While most intelligent women aren’t pompous or arrogant about it, many times men assume they are. They assume the woman is going to correct them, upstage them or, God-forbid, make them feel worthless.

In an article published by “The Daily Beast,” Dr. Eileen Pollack explains, “There are all these contradictions that are propagated in our culture that make it seem like you can’t be smart and sexy. I don’t think most of us challenge the paradigms, we just absorb them.”

If a woman seems too smart or accomplished, she’s typecast as “non-dating material.” If she’s witty and competitive, she’s viewed as challenging and overbearing.

Society has come to teach women that being funny and smart won’t get you dates, but empty heads and shallow hearts.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/ladies-smarter-you-are-more-likely-you.html?m=1

Ladies In The House, How True Is This??

From Ismail Omipidan, Kaduna

Kaduna State Governor-elect, Malam Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai, has warned the outgoing state government, led by Mukhtar Ramalan Yero, not to spend the N2.744 SURE-P funds, saying as doing so would be met with the full wrath of the law.

The Yero-led government has been putting pressure on the Kaduna State House of Assembly, to give it an approval to spend the funds, barely 10 days to the end of its tenure.

But El-Rufai is kicking against the move.

Speaking through his spokesperson, Samuel Aruwan, yesterday, the governor-elect said the incoming All Progressives Congress (APC)  government in the state would punish anyone culpable in the SURE-P funds’ diversion.

In a statement, signed by Aruwan, a copy of which was made available to Daily Sun, El-Rufai was quoted as saying: “I have been made aware of desperate attempts to secure approval to spend N2.744 billion Sure-P funds.

“Less than two weeks to its exit, the outgoing government of Kaduna State is seeking to mount pressure on the outgoing House of Assembly to spend 50 per cent of the money on the Kawo Road project, while the 23 local government councils will share the balance.

“As governor-elect, it is my duty to caution every official involved in these last-minute deals that the incoming government will ensure that there are consequences for illegal conduct, breach of trust and stealing of public assets.

“Our government will certainly insist on accountability, and no one should be in any doubt about our resolve, be it the instigators of any impropriety or those who facilitated and executed it.

“Our  transition committee is daily inundated with reports about the dire financial straits in which the outgoing government has placed the state.

While I await the formal submission of the committee’s report, I am compelled to publicly affirm that we cannot and will not turn a blind eye to bad behavior,” El-Rufai said.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=120320

Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove

FROM PAUL ORUDE, BAUCHI

Former head of state, General Yakubu Gowon has called on the president elect, General Muhammadu Buhari  not to abandon but to sustain the huge investment and sacrifices made by President Goodluck Jonathan in the education sector.

General Gowon gave the advice at the weekend in Bogoro, Bauchi State, during the inauguration of the Bogoro Community Centre of the National Open University (NOUN).

“I support the huge investment and focus on education sector by the incumbent administration,” the former head of state and founder of the National Youth Service Corps, NYSC said.

“All of you that  have been elected into various  political offices at all levels must make sure that you give education the priority it deserves in whatever you people are discussing According to him, “I know Buhari as a young officer when I was his Commander In Chief. He respects every Nigerian and I   know he will serve Nigeria well. He will build upon what has been built by the Federal Government and the past leaders.

“So, let us appreciate what the present administration has done.”

The former head state known for the famous  No Victor, No Vanquished slogan after  the Nigerian Civil war fought between 1967 and 1970, opined that when more schools are opened, more prisons would be shut but however, emphasised that education must go with sound character.

“Real education teaches us how to acquire knowledge, understanding and wisdom, which enable us to solve the problem of the society. Since education should be used to solve problems, let’s work hard to ensure excellence in the education system,” he said.

General Gowon commended the Federal Government’s huge investment in the education sector particularly through the Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFUND)  and called on all stakeholders in the sector to work hard to restore the lost glory of education in the country.

In his address, the Vice Chancellor of NOUN, Professor Vincent Tenebe, disclosed that the Bogoro Study Centre is the ninth community study centre, which brings the number of study centres in the country to 63.

Tenebe said the Bogoro Community Centre would not have been possible without the visionary initiative of TETFUND Executive Secretary, Professor Suleiman Bogoro.

He said: “Motivated by his concern for the welfare and progress of his community, this distinguished academic and administrator of no mean repute took it upon himself to champion the establishment of a community study centre of the National Open University in Bogoro. We commend this pragmatic administrator for his thoughtfulness and concern for the welfare of his people.”

In his goodwill message, Professor Bogoro said he was elated that the former head of state honoured the invitation to be the special guest of honour at the commissioning of the study centre.

Professor Bogoro explained that the hall in the study centre has been named after General Yakubu Gowon as a mark of respect for his commitment to keep the nation united and his dedication to education, which saw him studying up to doctoral degree level after  being head of state.

“Gowon represents excellence and decorum. We, as young men must reverence people like Gowon and make them a reference point,” he said.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=120316

Cc: lalasticlala, Afam4eva, Ishilove

Wishing them many more fruitful years & blessings ahead..

The person below me is typing....

The All Progressives Congress (APC) in Rivers state has described the eight-year stewardship of Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi as unequalled since the creation of the state in 1967, declaring that he will leave office in a blaze of glory when his tenure ends on May 29, 2015.

“Governor Amaechi has set new standards in governance, not only in Rivers State but, indeed, nationally. History will record him as not only the best Governor Rivers State has ever produced since its creation but also as one of the best in the country,” Rivers APC said in a statement issued on Tuesday in the State capital, Port Harcourt.

The party in the statement signed by its state chairman, Dr. Davies Ibiamu Ikanya, said it came to the conclusion after a detailed study of Amaechi’s performance in office and comparing it with that of his predecessors, as well as his brother-governors across the country.

Ikanya thanked Nobel Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, APC national leader, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, and eminent jurist, Justice Adolphus Karibi-Whyte, for acknowledging Amaechi’s feats during their remarks at the recent public presentation of the compilation of the achievements of the Amaechi administration in Lagos recently by Dr Yemi Ogunbiyi and Dr Chidi Amuta in their book. ‘Dynamics of Change: The Amaechi Years’.

The party said: “Prof. Soyinka did not only describe Amaechi as the arrowhead of the change that led to the change in the country, a man of principle and strong conviction, who was willing to stand by his belief at a great risk, but also praised the giant strides made by the Amaechi administration.

Asiwaju Tinubu affirmed that Amaechi has charted the critical path to total political and economic emancipation of the people of Rivers State, leaving a legacy of high quality schools, hospitals, roads, bridges, security and human capacity projects, among others.

On his part, the APC Chairman said Justice Karibi-Whyte stressed that Governor Amaechi was key in bringing all the ethnic nationalities in Rivers State struggling for leadership together and fostering peace in the State.

Rivers APC said that Amaechi’s ability to achieve so much despite unceasing efforts by the extremely hostile Peoples Democratic Party-led Federal Government and some misguided Rivers State politicians testifies to the Governor’s uncanny gift in crisis management.

The party assured Nigerians that Amaechi will take the magic wand to the centre under the incoming APC-led Federal Government. “We are confident that Governor Amaechi will continue to remain a worthy Ambassador of Rivers State and will set new standards in whatever position our great party and our leader, President-elect Muhammadu Buhari may wish to use him in the new dispensation,” Rivers APC said.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/19/amaechis-stewardship-second-to-none-apc/

cc: lalasticlala

liljboy:
the thunder wey go fire you still dey book en ticket

*thunder protector mode activated*

virus04:
mehn! Bros help ur condition na.. Abeg..Na God i dey use beg u

adonhiya.. I go trai

Na liljboy's buy-day be dis..

No be watch me dey watch so??

Rikidony:
The peoples governor God be with you in or future endeavors,The peoples governor God be with you in or future endeavors.

u mean Judas Is Carrot Iscariot Of Ubima??..

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did I just commented??.