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What do you think he is holding in his hand, zoom to get a better view. Just don't think he needs to be sharing this on social media. Somethings are best kept privately but his life, his business.

Don't wait till you're married to learn these 7 habits
I once came across a quote on twitter which essentially said "Don't do husband stuff for a boyfriend."

The things you need to learn before marriage (Madamenoire)
In a broader sense, this is an advice on how to know your limits in a relationship depending on how far you and a partner have gone.

It should not be taken as statement which completely separates relationships from marriages because as you surely know, relationships graduate into marriages and there are things you need in a marriage that should be learnt and imbibed even before you and your partner take your wedding vows.

We list 10 of these things below:

1. Say “I love you” all the time
Start now. Don’t get tired even when you get married.

Baecation
I love you (Halloftheblackdragon)
2. Know how to keep distance
Realise that there are moments when people are overcome with emotion and would rather be left alone than pressured into talking.

If you want to have a great marriage, learn to spot these moments now that you are still with your girl/boyfriend.

Choosing to ignore your relationship issues is as bad as leaving a candle light on close to a pile of books and going to sleep
Know when to let your partner bear their pains the way they want to (Shutterstock)
3. Always surprise each other
Never stop planning little surprises for him, popping in at his work with lunch, picking up his favorite candy from the store and getting his car washed for him when he’s sleeping in, just because.

4. Don’t accuse, ask
Learn to say “David, did you leave this food in the sink?” rather than, “You left stuff in the sink again didn’t you?!”


Ask, don't accuse (Madamenoire)
5. Willingness to help your partner
Don't close your eyes to your boyfriend's needs just because he's not yet your husband. Don't say, when I marry I will freely give to my wife. If you can't do it now, you might not be able to do it then.

6. Make peace with what you can’t change
If your partner keeps doing something and although you keep complaining they can’t seem to stop it, it might be time to accept that you can’t change them.

Life, and your marriage later will be easier if you accept that and learn to live with it.


Learn to accept the things you can't change (Madamenoire)
7. Faithfulness
I’ve heard people say "people are not particularly exclusive until they are married."

But if everyone in a relationship goes by this rule and cheats because they are not married yet,’ just how convenient would it be when they are married and they have to abruptly stop?

Better to learn that exclusiveness now that you are with your girlfriend. Don’t wait till you are married.

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THE LEGENDARY MUHAMMADU BUHARI!!!

Even if Buhari Dies by Oni Gbolabo
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1. How many people making news of a 74 year old man will live up to 74 and still be relevant?
2. If he dies he had achieved what a younger and vibrant man called Jonathan failed to do. Its a shame on our generation that a man of 74 is the one curbing corruption so that he can rescue our future and we have young men supporting looters
3. How many of them have a father who lived up to 74 and still relevant.
4. If Buhari dies today may his soul rest in peace, its we younger ones that will be left with the problem of how to tackle corruption and rescue our future in Nigeria.
5. Buhari' s name is in GOLD while some of the younger ones names are in the mud.
6. Many of the people who worked with Buhari as junior officers are dead today, even few ones living such as IBB is a relic of shame and disgrace.

*** Buhari is NOT a failure and posterity will honour him. Pls Forward to any good Nigerian you know.

modik:
You speak the truth, you die

You express honest and objective opinion on issues of National importance, you are banned.

Me, I will always say my mind irrespective of what biased mods feel up to.


FFK-just hit the nail on the nail on the head.

President is not actually sick --Lai MH?

I have never been very sick like this before---PMB?


The sun must certainly rise!

u be wetin I go call u self? didirin, must u quote all of dat.

ok

Imagine what dis mob r posting in fp n better post dey o dem no go post am for fp. yeye dey smell. which sense dis one make now? useless

That moment wen you have #500 in your account and you are trying to withdraw #5000.

That moment when you have #500 in your account and you go to the ATM trying to withdraw #5000.

HIT OR MISS

Jabioro:
No I haven't..

u better take it quickly cos u r definitely sick

ok

some men are dogs

he made a very bad decision

I remember

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RIP but wetin concern Trump concern iPod?

SweetBoyFriend:

Buhari

You will never go unpunished

Look at what the recession you invented is doing to the masquerade

People in naija dey complain of the recession and now the masquerade don join

Last week it was a mother masquerade

This week, it was the father masquerade who went to the cyber cafe to do Yahoo Yahoo

And today, hunger don push the children masquerade comot outside, they come buy ice cream so they go take am quench hunger

Very soon the masquerade go begin dey protest

shut up idiot. everything na buhari.. make God dash u sense.

rocking himself ;Drocking himself

This one got me cracking.

According to MaDailyGist, the woman recounts that: “We have been married for 2 years now. If he travels, I go with him just because of this. We don’t have kids yet. When I’m on my period we make arrangement for a girl he can suck before he can sleep. The girl comes to the room, get on the bed and after sucking her and she cums my hubby will sleep off there and she can go to the guest room.

I once arranged for one girl but she doesn’t have clitoris cos of circumcision so it was hard for her to cum so hubby was just like a crazy animal that night, he just kept twisting his finger inside her vigorously with his mouth stuck on her labia and his leg was just twitching, still she didn’t cum. I had to take her back and that night went out to look for someone. When I came back without anybody his eyes were just red and he said I should go and wash my period thoroughly and come and lie down which I did so that he can suck and sleep. Is anybody going through this? I’m tired of this. I feel nothing in my kitten anymore.”

Gobe!

Make I book another land here

Lwkm

Driver causes commotion in ore n ijebu road by praying on d road.

Let's see who u save amongst dis three

The mother is hot

Can understand every pain u feel but in all honesty it seems d guy doesn't luv U anymore n if dat be d case, U just have to move on n I know u can n will survive it. Be strong for ur own good n move on with ur life but if u can still talk to him abt it u can still try.

Issokay

Some rats stubborn to d extend dat them go fit pursue u comot for house.