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People supporting the independence of the
Biafran territories in south east Nigeria have
staged a protest in Central London demanding
the release of their UK-based leader Nnamdi
Kanu. Kanu, head of the Indigenous People of
Biafra (Ipob) group and director of the London- based radio station Radio Biafra, was arrested
in Lagos earlier in October. According to the Nigeria's state security
service (DSS), he was released on bail, but his
supporters claim that he is still being detained
and has not resumed his activities on Radio
Biafra. Pro-Biafrans call for the independence of territories that constituted the Biafran Republic,
established in 1967 and re-annexed to Nigeria
in 1970, following a civil war that claimed
between one and three million lives. Supporters
of the Biafra issue hold regular marches −
which they call "evangelisation" − across several states in southern Nigeria, mainly
inhabited by the Igbo ethnic group. Protests have increased in the past few days in Nigeria and other states after Kanu was apprehended. Why advertise with us Pro-Biafrans accuse the police of violence.
However, police have denied these claims, arguing that people advocating for Biafra hold
violent protests disrupting peace. Amnesty International said in an exclusive report by IBTimes UK that there is "credible evidence that pro-Biafran separatists in Nigeria
are targeted by police". Meanwhile, the
Nigerian government told IBTimes UK that it does not consider the separatist movement as
a threat to the current leadership and defined
pro-Biafrans as an "insignificant number of
frustrated people who are not a threat to the
existence of Nigeria"

The Chief of Army Staff, Lt-Gen. Tukur Buratai, on Monday urged troops in the North-East to remain focused in their final push to end insurgency in the country.
Buratai, who visited the front-line unit of 113 Task Battalion in Gubio Local Government Area of Borno State, commended the troops for the successes recorded so far.
“You have done well and you must maintain the tempo.
“You must be on the offensive and waste no time in giving a final push in ending Boko Haram.”
He assured the soldiers that there was no cause for alarm over their salaries and allowances, stressing that the issue was being sorted out.
“There may be a little delay, but everything is being sorted out,” Buratai said.
The Army chief was also at the 118 Task Force Battalion, where he urged the troops to sustain the final offensive against insurgents.
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that Buratai also visited the site of the newly formed 23 Task Force Brigade located in Jakana, and participated in a night operation with the troops of 29 Task Force Brigade along the Jakana axis.
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Nigeria earned a total sum of N980.48bn from taxes between July and September this, figures obtained from the Federal Inland Revenue Service have revealed.
The tax figures for the third quarter obtained by our correspondent on Friday in Abuja were prepared by the Planning, Reporting and Statistics Department of the FIRS.
The document however stated that the N980.48bn was N162.52bn lower than the quarterly target of N1.14tn set by the Federal Government in the 2015 fiscal period.
The N980.48bn tax collected for the three months showed that N654.61bn, representing 66.76 per cent, was generated from non-oil taxes while the balance of N325.86bn or 33.24 per cent was earned through the Petroleum Profit Tax.
A breakdown of the tax revenue showed that the sum of N250.25bn was earned in September.
This shows a decline of N130.76bn when compared to the monthly target of N381.01bn for 2015.
In terms of tax collection according to types, the document said that in the month of September, the country earned N111.96bn from the PPT, representing 44.74 per cent of the entire collection for the month.
Others are Company Income Tax, N65.28bn representing 26.09 per cent; gas income, N826m or 0.33 per cent; capital gains tax, N263m or 0.11 per cent; and stamp duty, N766m or 0.31 per cent.
Similarly, the Value Added Tax generated N56.39bn or 22.54 per cent; education tax, N10.26bn or 4.1 per cent and Nigerian Information Technology Development Fund, N84m or 0.03 per cent.
The Acting FIRS Executive Chairman, Mr. Babatunde Fowler, had said the agency would soon carry out a special audit of all companies operating in the country in order to increase the level of compliance with the relevant tax law.
“We have a duty to advise taxpayers; we equally have an obligation to government in ensuring an increase in revenue collection.
“It’s time to stop all forms of unwholesome practices in tax-related issues because Nigerians need us at this critical time to re-position the country for more resources.
“We don’t have all the answers; we need to re-position the entire process. All we are asking for is cooperation to move the nation’s tax system to another level.”
The audit exercise, according to him, will be carried out within 30 days and will take into consideration the various year ends and peak points of activities of the various companies.
Fowler said the FIRS had entered into collaboration with the professional service providers, states board of internal revenue, noting that this would mark a turning point for taxation as well as reduce the country’s reliance on oil
Mr. Babatunde Fowler said the focus of the service now was to expand the nation’s tax net, build capacity of tax administration and share information that would promote voluntary compliance.
In the area of tax evasion, he said the FIRS would go after multinational companies, individuals and other corporate organisations that were evading the payment of taxes in the country.
Statistics obtained from the service revealed that out of the 450,000 companies in Nigeria, only 125,000 representing 27.7 per cent pay taxes and that 325,000 companies are evading tax, thus denying the government of huge revenue annually.
Babatunde Fowler said his administration would not take the issue of tax evasion lightly as he was aware that some foreign companies operating in Nigeria were being investigated in England for evading taxes.
He said with the renewed effort to strengthen tax administration, the era where companies kept three types of accounts – one for the banks, one for shareholders and another for tax administrators – was over.
Omolara Adegoke- Abuja

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Five of the abductors of the former Secretary to
the Government of the Federation, Chief Olu Falae,
have been arrested. This came three weeks after he was
kidnapped on his farm at Ilado Village
in Akure North local government area
of Ondo State, by some suspected
Fulani herdsmen. A close source to the family of the
elder statesman confirmed to DAILY
POST that three of the hoodlums were
arrested in Niger State last Sunday
while the other two were apprehended
during the week. The source said all the suspects are
now in the custody of Special Anti-
Robbery Squad of the State Police
Command, Akure, adding that the
police were still on the trail of the other
fleeing suspects. “Five of them have been arrested,
three were arrested in Niger State on
Sunday while two others were
arrested somewhere I cannot say for
now, but all the suspects arrested are
now in the custody of SARS. ” The police are still searching for the
other seven suspects and I am sure
they too will be arrested very very
soon,” he stated. When contacted on the telephone,
however, the state Police Public
Relations Officer, Mr Femi Joseph,
could not confirm the development, but
said the issue of the kidnap of the
former Minister for Finance was being handled by the Inspector General of
Police, Mr Solomon Arase. “I don’t know anything about the issue
again; it is the IG that has taken over
the issue of Chief Falae because it is a
national issue. The IG is likely to brief
the press about the development
tomorrow (Monday),” Joseph stated.

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The fight against insurgency in the
northeast is receiving popular
support as Toyota Nigeria Limited
(TNL) recently donated some Hilux
vans to the Multinational Joint Task
Force (MNJTF) in Maiduguri. Receiving the donation, Nigeria's
Chief of the Defence Staff (CDS)
General Abayomi Gabriel
Olonisakin, expressed profound
gratitude to the management and
staff of TNL describing the company's gesture as a show of
public support and approval for
MNJTF actions. "This donation is a laudable one
and very timely, too. This shows
that the fight against Boko Haram
insurgency will come to an
effective end going by the
presidential directive. The provision of adequate security, not
only in the northeast, but in all
corners of the country is a task
that must be done and done
quickly too," he said. The CDS, who was represented at
the occasion by Air vice Marshal
Olutayo Oguntoyinbo, promised
that the Hilux vans would be used
to ensure success of the operation
against all forms of guerrilla movements and cross-border
crimes around the Lake Chad
Basin. While charging soldiers to make
maximum use of the vehicles, he
urged other companies and
corporate organisations in Nigeria
and countries around the Lake
Chad Basin to emulate Toyota Company in this noble gesture. He
called on all Nigerians to come
forward and support the Nigerian
Military in the ongoing campaign
against terrorism. ARTICLE CONTINUES AFTER ADVERTISEMENT In his own remarks, Chief of the
Army Staff (COAS), Lt-General
Buratai stated that the vehicles will
be used to most effectively to
achieve the three mandate of
MNJTF which include, defeat of the Boko Haram terror group in all
the area they occupied. "The Hilux van would be put to
most effective use for the
achievement of the three mandate
of MNJTF namely, to defeat the
insurgents in all the countries they
exist whether in Nigeria, Niger Republic, Chad and Cameroon,
and to facilitate the humanitarian
and logistics needs of troops in the
conduct of their duties by providing
escort and security for them. "The vehicles would also be used
for the distribution of materials to
IDPs and to re-establish state
authority to create safe
environments for those displaced
to come fully back to their villages and continue with their day-to-day
activities". The COAS described the action of
TNL as a very important role in the
realization of the presidential
directive of routing out terrorists in
three months adding, that in
addition to using the vehicles for patrol purposes, it will also be used
to escort humanitarian support aid
to IDPs and to re-establish civil
authority by conveying them to
their villages. ARTICLE CONTINUES AFTER ADVERTISEMENT TNL's Managing Director, Mr Kunle
Adeojo said that all members of
his management board are agreed
to support the Armed forces
through these vehicle donation,
saying that fighting against insurgents needs the support of all
nations and all companies. "Doing this is a worthy cause
indeed for the singular fact that
businesses and potentials can only
be fully maximized in a safe and
secure society. That is why Toyota
Company reckons that the crusade against insurgency
deserves the support and solidarity
of all hence the donation of this
pick-ups to aid your operations". According to a statement issued
by the DHQ acting Director of
Information, Col Rabe Abubakar,
yesterday in Abuja, the managing
director further saluted the courage
and doggedness of the Nigerian military as it champions this
campaign. Present at the occasion were the
Chief of Army Staff, Lt Gen Tukur
Buratai, the representative of the
Chief of Defence Staff and Chief
of Logistics at the Defence
Headquarters, Air Vice Marshal Olutayo Oguntoyinbo and MNJTF
Commander, Major General
Iliyasu Abba. Others were the General Officer
Commanding 7 Division of the
Nigerian Army, Major General LO
Adeosun and several senior
military and para-military officers.

SOURCE: dailypost.ng/2015/09/13/woman-cuts- off-husbands-friends-penis-in-his-a ttempt-to-rape-her/

An Akwa-Ibom State indigene, identified as Mrs
Okon Iniabasi, has reportedly cut off a man’s penis
when he attempted to rape her. The incident happened in the Ikono
Local Government Area of the state. The man, Linus Ibok, Punch reports, is
her husband’s best friend. Reports say Ibok had on Saturday,
accompanied his friend, Iniabasi’s
husband, a petty trader to board a
vehicle to Aba, Abia State to purchase
items for his shop in the village. Afterwards, Ibok trailed Iniabasi to her
farm where his manhood was cut off
as he tried to have canal knowledge of
her. As the story goes, Iniabasi was said to
have disclosed that she was not
surprised when she saw Ibok in her
farmland, as she thought he wanted to
help her since he was almost like a
member of their family but the shock came when Ibok confessed his
undying love for her. She reportedly rebuked him and asked
him to leave the farm or she would
report him to her husband. It was at
that point Ibok grabbed her and
attempted to rape her. Meanwhile, she
allegedly let him UnCloth and on noticing that, she used her machete to
cut off his manhood. After that, she ran to the village to
inform others, who rushed to the farm
to meet Ibok in the pool of his own
blood with his manhood cut off. DAILY POST Predict & Win: Manchester United vs Liverpool He was rushed to an unnamed hospital
where he is reportedly receiving
treatment.

I will not go and re-register my line. You
can fool everyone if you like, you might
have fooled me before, but you would
never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to
pull the wool over our gullible eyes is
because the consumer rights’ protection
agencies are either in the vegetative
state, or completely dead. How can you explain a situation where
you would tell your millions of teeming
subscribers to register their SIM cards
and provide the necessary bio-data, only
for you to wake up one morning to tell us
to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It beats my imagination and it defies not
just logic, but also philosophy. Were you
drunk when you were registering our
numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your
entire database? Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef.
You probably wrote the records in books
like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant
yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your
reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this
is beyond ridiculous. I have always maintained an MTN line
because apart from being my very first
line, most of my close associates also
use MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also
extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the
directive came from NCC to register our
lines. I braved the queue, registered my
line and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my
attachment to MTN was more
sentimental than practical, as your tariffs
are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts
per day, enough to run down a Blackberry
battery and more than enough to give
any Osun State government worker
waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute
hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds. Even Airtel that has been passed round
different investors more times than a
devil’s mail bag has not come up with this
kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t
your customers mean anything to you?
Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who
wasted their time to register their SIM
cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-
tune the process. It doesn’t make sense
to preserve bad experiences like these, in
very much the same way that one relic of
history is preserving mud huts, and
stating them on an assets’ declaration form. My records are not on your database, but
you remember my number when you
want to tell me to text ‘YES’ to win a
missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt,
right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of
una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic,
exploitative, heartless, opportunistic,
fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you
wouldn’t be here making them queue
desperately like migrants. What’s to say that there wouldn’t be
another sham registration in the next
couple of months since you guys
obviously don’t know what you are
doing? You blocked my line, you have
helped me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had
already banished your yeye SIM card to a
barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum
permissible amount. Go ahead, feel free.
It sure feels great knowing that when I
eventually toss the phone into the trash-
can, I won’t have to take out the SIM.
Good riddance to bad rubbish. You deserve to be sued for every
fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on
our shores. Thanks to other service
providers for making sure that your evil
dream of becoming a monopoly will
forever remain a demented hallucination. There are so many fishes in the ocean. I
will not tolerate your recklessness any
longer. Peace at last…. This letter speaks my mind.

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A 42-year-old herbalist, Lamidi Ibrahim, was
Tuesday arraigned before a Lagos Magistrate
Court sitting in Ikeja for allegedly converting his
apartment to a shrine. Ibrahim, who turned his rented
apartment into a shrine, was charged
for breach of peace and conspiracy. While testifying in court, the
Prosecutor, Sgt Kehinde Olatunde,
said the accused who resides at No. 9,
Awopeju Close, Iju-Ishaga, Agege
area of the State committed the
offences on August 31 at his residence. The prosecutor noted that Ibrahim,
alongside others now at large,
conspired to cause a breach of the
peace by illegally converting a rented
room into a shrine, adding that he and
his cohorts usually performed rituals and disturbed the peace of neighbours. Olatunde said, “The accused always
buries charms in the compound,
thereby disturbing the peace of co-
tenants and all efforts to caution him
always resulted in threat to life. “He
also performed rituals, sacrifices, including spiritual cleansing in the
premises.” He added that the apartment was also
used by fraudsters to carry out
fraudulent activities. “The accused brings people of
questionable character to the premises
to perpetrate fraudulent acts and
engage in smoking of hemp,” Olatunde
said. According to Olatunde, the offences
contravened Sections 166 and 410 of
the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011,
which prescribes six months jail-term
for offenders. When the charges were read, the
accused pleaded not guilty and the
Magistrate, Mr A.O. Aka-Bashorun,
consequently granted him bail in the
sum of N100, 000 with one surety in
like sum. Aka-Bashorun, adjourned the case to
October 10 for mention.

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