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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by touchplay(m): 4:17pm On Nov 27, 2013
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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by jaytime(m): 4:18pm On Nov 27, 2013
dryakson:
meaningsMIASMA=vapor from
decayingorganic matter.hemorrha
ging=discharge of
bloodPLUTOCRACY=1. the rule or
powerof wealth or of the wealthy2.
government or state in whichthe
wealthy class rules3. class or
group ruling, orexercising power or
influence,byvirtue of its
wealthCASCADING=1. waterfall2.
anything falling like a waterfall-
verb (used without object)3. to fall
in a cascademalodorous=smelling
badMOBOCRACY=1. political
controlby a mob2. the mob as a
ruling classTERMAGNANT=1.
violent,turbulent, orbrawling
woman2. mythical deity
popularlybelieved in the Middle
Ages to beworshiped by the
Muslims andintroduced into the
morality playas a violent,
overbearingpersonage in long
robes- adjective3. violent;
turbulent; brawling;shrewi
shOSSIFYING=to convert into
boneKAKISTOCRACY=government
bythe worst persons; a form
ofgovernment inwhich the
worstpersons are in
powerCRINKUM CRANKUM=(nt
indictionary abeg )if u can help
witdatLOGOMANIA=pathologically
excessive(and often incoherent)talk
ingALL MEANINGS/
DEFINATIONSFROM
www.dictionary.com
Thank u. This has really helped to add 1 plus 1 to have 2. Though it seems 1+1 in dis case is equal to 1 and a half.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Nobody: 4:22pm On Nov 27, 2013
@dryakson and for those that dont know the meaning of crinkum-crankum, it means 'elaborate decoration or detail' or 'a fanciful name for any object that is full of twists and turns'

https://www.google.com.ng/?gws_rd=cr&ei=PgyWUsPROOLnywPd1ILABg#q=define+crinkum+crankum
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Ichel: 4:26pm On Nov 27, 2013
Mods, why is this making FP now
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by simplynola(m): 4:30pm On Nov 27, 2013
Well said but the only thing i understand there is "ASUU"

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by mickyarams: 4:31pm On Nov 27, 2013
chiomaeva: This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy.
With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia. - Hon Patrick

http://houseretailnews..com/2013/08/grammar-hon-patrick-obahiagbon-on-ASUU.html#sthash.uqgL6zIH.dpuf

He can as well speak in swahili if his objective is for people to get an oxford dictionary to understand him.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Chimex30(m): 4:38pm On Nov 27, 2013
Dis na old stuff na. Mtchewww
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by tbagjames(m): 4:44pm On Nov 27, 2013
where is my dictionary
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by sen8or(m): 4:48pm On Nov 27, 2013
Detonator-rex:
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? sad angry angry
he said ASUU president is his friend.......
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Princemicke(m): 4:49pm On Nov 27, 2013
chiomaeva: This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy.
With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia. - Hon Patrick

http://houseretailnews..com/2013/08/grammar-hon-patrick-obahiagbon-on-ASUU.html#sthash.uqgL6zIH.dpuf
. Lol...ah cn see d combination of french wif english..cest in french means "it is"..nd dejavu iz anoda french wrd!
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by mcnumec: 4:50pm On Nov 27, 2013
When
a decoder cannot decode d encoders message, it is said that no
communication has taken place. Thank God he is a politician! Assume he
was a lecturer?
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Oladsons(m): 4:55pm On Nov 27, 2013
This is ordoriferor saga.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by p2gees: 4:56pm On Nov 27, 2013
Lols the crinkum crankum??seriously?? hehehehehe..
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by sen8or(m): 4:56pm On Nov 27, 2013
dryakson:
meaningsMIASMA=vapor from
decayingorganic matter.hemorrha
ging=discharge of
bloodPLUTOCRACY=1. the rule or
powerof wealth or of the wealthy2.
government or state in whichthe
wealthy class rules3. class or
group ruling, orexercising power or
influence,byvirtue of its
wealthCASCADING=1. waterfall2.
anything falling like a waterfall-
verb (used without object)3. to fall
in a cascademalodorous=smelling
badMOBOCRACY=1. political
controlby a mob2. the mob as a
ruling classTERMAGNANT=1.
violent,turbulent, orbrawling
woman2. mythical deity
popularlybelieved in the Middle
Ages to beworshiped by the
Muslims andintroduced into the
morality playas a violent,
overbearingpersonage in long
robes- adjective3. violent;
turbulent; brawling;shrewi
shOSSIFYING=to convert into
boneKAKISTOCRACY=government
bythe worst persons; a form
ofgovernment inwhich the
worstpersons are in
powerCRINKUM CRANKUM=(nt
indictionary abeg )if u can help
witdatLOGOMANIA=pathologically
excessive(and often incoherent)talk
ingALL MEANINGS/
DEFINATIONSFROM
www.dictionary.com
weldone, will nominate you for nobel prize for research. Is better you find something doing
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by omoalaafin: 4:57pm On Nov 27, 2013
Communication is key. We would all have to carry a dictionary along if everyone was to speak like this. Then life would drag................
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by sen8or(m): 4:58pm On Nov 27, 2013
FrostyZonn: I understand English, Yoruba even a little Igbo, but this Crinkum Crankum beats me. The language is too hard joor...
Him sef no dey sure of the meaning
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Beennkumar(m): 4:58pm On Nov 27, 2013
WOW! shocked

Is that still the English language I think I know? Damn! I've got a long way to go sad

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Austinei7(m): 5:02pm On Nov 27, 2013
Abeg... Any real update on the strike...reliable source plz...?
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by experimentist: 5:04pm On Nov 27, 2013
Nawao! Na dis simple English una no fit understand undecided I bow for una o.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by fabulousdubby(m): 5:11pm On Nov 27, 2013
ASUU up we go
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by klax(m): 5:12pm On Nov 27, 2013
Ok we heard you Mr Obahiagbon thank you very.


I think everybody should just thankhim because at theend of it all he said has no meaning and has not solve the problem BUT (In Capital) that person that do Obahiagbon like this God must surely punish that person because this guy is already becoming alien to this planet. God please where is your eyes

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Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Godwin305(m): 5:12pm On Nov 27, 2013
Detonator-rex:
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? sad angry angry
. Deplorable state of our belove country education
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by funmi4love(f): 5:14pm On Nov 27, 2013
adexsimply: always repeating the same thing grin grin
dats just it totology all d time
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by jitela: 5:34pm On Nov 27, 2013
he's only talking to himself cos ASUU dont give a sh*t
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by born2boink(m): 5:36pm On Nov 27, 2013
What is the different from what he said from speaking in tongue.

go tell that one to dangote or obansanjo, then will you tell you all what you said is oshisko brainsha
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by shinkafimoon(m): 5:54pm On Nov 27, 2013
Maximus85: The gbegephistic nature of the Nigerian educationship systematic is in a state of jawadice. And the solution is the studentistical and lecturalistic consentration of interests.
I am dead!!!
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Crixina(f): 5:57pm On Nov 27, 2013
[quote author=mrrock]@dryakson.
Thank you my brother for the assistance. When you take your time to check the dictionary you always find out Mr. Patrick is making a lot of sense.
And don't mind these empty noise makers everywhere on NL.
[/quot are you suppose to understand him while he is speaking or after speaking.so each time he speaks we have to go consult the dictionary before we understand.at this point its not abt how correct he is,but how well you are able to understand.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by firefox4th(m): 6:01pm On Nov 27, 2013
Detonator-rex:
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? sad angry angry
hin talk say AASU strike don dey boring grin
Detonator-rex:
abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence? sad angry angry
hin talk say AASU strike don dey boring grin
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by AdeniyiA(m): 6:05pm On Nov 27, 2013
ologomabia grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Idnatural: 6:06pm On Nov 27, 2013
I say dis one is strong....Eleyi gidi gannnnnn niiiiii..........I can't shout Mio le pariwo oooooo..........!!!
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by azimibraun: 6:13pm On Nov 27, 2013
Patrick and football the only 2 things that make nigerians laf and are happy collectively and unanimously. Name anoda thing if u fit? I luv d man jare. He is a jolly gud fellow.
Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On ASUU Strike... by Briz04: 6:19pm On Nov 27, 2013
Mehn...I tink dis man takes kush (igbo)...he speaks grammars dat r capable of dumbalizing nigerians...he's spoken english promatise me like pokuxelar every time I hear them, its put me in a state of diprocacy nd leaves me begging for manula to d extent dat I dnt breath properly..he's a mad man dat nids to b cautiond to avoid public devocatry madmonism...Tank U

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