₦airaland Forum

Unibenstudent:
wow,this is nice,lovely appetisers..how many cake am I entitled to sir.

As many as your stomach can hold.

There's enough to go round.

Unibenstudent:
Where is the cake ,am starving

Let's all begin with this.

Your beauty is a thing of pride
My heart melts when you smile wide
Your innocence is like a rare jewel
Your irresistible charm is my fuel

Not many people have things to flaunt
Few people in this world get what they want
But I am an exception to this rule of life
All my wishes were granted when you became my wife

Because of you,
Everything feels fulfilling.
Because of you,
Everything is just amazing.

Without you,
I feel paralyzed and invalid.
Without you,
I feel frustrated and livid.

You mean everything to me.

My darling, my sweetie, my baby
My tandoori chicken, my sugarplum,
My lollipop, my ultimate bliss,
My superstar, my heartbeat.

Your birthday is the perfect chance
For me to pamper you all day long
Spoil you with gifts and treats
Maybe even sing a few songs.

But none of these things would be enough to show my feelings
So, here I am, all yours
Ready to do what you say

All I want to do is make sure you have the best day.

Today, my dear
Your hubby is at your service

Happy Birthday Dechandel! Nwunye m.

Jennimma:
lolzzz...i've been meaning to ask,would you create a thread for tomorrow seeing its a day for that special someone?

Ssssssshhhhh.

Oh boy!

Laykhorn, yes. I wrote it some months ago.

laykorn:
Heheheheheh.
I
Can't afford this
I give 10 of these out for charity works every week.
You'll be jealous won't you
Ayamlaykorn

Not when I wear shoes whose value can buy your house, and all your assets and liabilities.

The Script - Never seen anything quite like you

Jbluv55, thanks man!

Hang on, are you back? Or did you just come in to say hi?

Dechandel is doing fine.

laykorn:
Ben, do you even know what a Cadillac means
You think its a doll or something.
Btw
Check for it here.
www.giyf.com
Ayamlaykorn

This, my friend, is a Cadillac escalade.

Just what I need.

Stop beating around the bush. You can't afford it.

https://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/952f61200519640ef65b480ecdcca23c/200011170/2015-cadillac-escalade-fd.jpg

laykorn:
I told you a secret. Now you're trying to blackmail me. Diairs God o. Contiunu
Ayamlaykorn

Was it a secret?

You didn't give me my Cadillac though.

laykorn:
Poets don't drink
Ayamlaykorn

But you drink coffee, don't you?

Jbluv55 is back!

Finally, I can have my babies again.

Let's start with 5 bottles, large bottles.

dechandel:
Boo

How are you, sweetie?

All of a sudden, he's all over Nairaland.

I'm waiting for the thread of his kids.

[img]http://jasonlintondotcom.files./2012/10/mr-right-and-mr-wrong.jpg[/img]

Beautiful.

Congratulations and may you both live happily ever after.

It's probably just a joke.

safarigirl:
she's sexy joor. The packaging is original, might be flabs beneath all of that clothing, but she looks very attractive

How you dey?

I can recognise that.

I dey fine. How you dey?

Not sexy.

She Looks really good though.

Who's the drunkard-in-training?

Nice pictures though. Happy Birthday to her.

My Baby, Dechandel.

I don't know what to say.

I'm out of comments.

This made front page?

naijaboiy:
Not known here in germany

Neither is she known here in Afghanistan.