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GSKing:
You all can't stand getting paid back in your own coin, right?

Nice one, OP.

I get paid in notes or cheques.

Not every guy cheats on a lady, mister.

You could just walk out of the relationship.

UNpossible.

laykhorn:
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*whispers*
Gramps! Just this once. Dont accept such a second time. Promise I wont even try a second
*Speaks Up*
Dechandel! I told you Beenn is wonderful, He understands.

I'm pretty sure you want to spend your Christmas in a cemetery.

Jesus!

We live in a cruel world.

laykhorn:
So you can handle my Accounts too, dont worry, I'll send you all my banking details. I use 3 banks, can you handle that much or I should get an assistant for you My container sef must arrive this December, will you have time to balance the....
Beennkumar That man again! Why wont he just stick with all those he has at hand and leave all the good ones for us.
Never mind! He is my promiscous granpa. He'll sure not have a problem digesting this,

I do have a problem digesting it.

Can you tell me about your ex?

Beauty without brains. Turn off!

No cooking skills.

lanicky:
Hiii Grandpa!!!

Hey Lanicky! How are you?

Yikes! Who the hell keeps an anaconda in his house?

charijee:
Oh can't wait for this something special.....Lanicky and Cheriepet did you hear grandpa?
We really missed you.....We might be visiting India this season

I've already made reservations.

charijee:
Sup grandpa......no asking after me again abi?.....anyways, how's work going?

You think I've forgotten you?

That's impossible. I can't do that.

I'm getting you and your sisters something special.

Cc: Lanicky, cheriepet

Work is going fine. How are you?

Haven't you heard?

They say 'Girls rule the world'

That's manipulation!

Seun has to pay me for this.

You're welcome, man.

Interesting.

duduhemit36:
hmmmm.....am seein tinxxxx

What are you seeing?

dechandel:

Oh sweet Heavens

This totally got me blushing

Whoever said i can't have it all.
You are just the sweetest amour ever


Catching feelings

I'm the luckiest guy ever!

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dechandel:

Its a very good thing my birthday is coming up

You're not as excited about it as I am.

dechandel:

I hope i won't be getting this from you

No way!

I can never ever cheat on you.

I could give you full access to my phone, e-mail, social accounts, bank account too.

Nwunye m.

dechandel:

Sweetie.. Can you do this and more for me??

Sweetie, You know I can.

By a guy?

A lady should post this!

Are you related to Kate Henshaw?

Congratulations!

I hope you two live happily ever after.

dechandel:
Order a gift for her online.
Have them deliver it for her
Then fly down to ph to make the day a grand one for her..

Seconded.

#16 It's not what you think it is

Hey AfricanApple!

Happy Birthday to you!

dudesexy1111:
niccur am not dat short jus average i like my self de way i am..... So i dont need dat

Huh? Your topic doesn't say 'average'

There's nothing like average. You're either short or tall. Haven't you been taught words and opposites?