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How about watching her sleep?

Sleeping beauty.

Stretch marks? Really?

Oh Lord!

Dude, see your face. Hahaha!

Smh.

Mespu:
what does that mean

Anything you want it to mean.

Kilokeys

Smh.

Bow legs? Geez!

To me, there is nothing wrong sleeping in separate bedrooms as long as there is love between the two of you.

Many couples have their different reasons for doing so, but marriage is about compromise and cooperation. It's giving 100% to your partner all the time and vice versa.

The marriage bed is were physical intimacy is nurtured and that does not always mean sex! However that is also enhanced by sharing the same bed! There is a bonding, a sense of being there for one another that brings a warmth, closeness and security ...

Each couple is different though.

However separate rooms have walls between them and in most cases, gradually, emotional walls begin to grow and erect in the marriage. It says I need my space each night. it also sends mixed messages to the children.

Sleeping separately itself shows I need more distance for whatever reason...

Marriage is about sharing who you are. Yes, you are two individuals; marriage is about coming together. The Word says "The marriage bed is undefiled" not beds...

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Hopelink1, what the hell is really wrong with you?

What sort of third-world demon possessed you this morning?

Misshoree, I'm glad you're alive.

xynerise:
Is she Lertee?

That's what I read.

Her hand though.

I thought the guy's moniker was Walimah, and the lady, nikkah

Congratulations Lertee!

May you both live happily ever after.

mya1:
Alright, great!
Wish you both a happy married life

Thank you.

Cc: Dechandel

charijee:
I see.....no more faking grandpa...promise?

Grandpa is married.

He's done impressing girls.

charijee:
lol grandpa.....so what happened next?

A long story, my dear.

dechandel:
Nothing beats the death of Jesus Christ

Nothing!

tosyne2much:
7. Faking Your Voice
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a conductor but the moment they pick up their phones to receive a lady's call, they will start sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl

Guilty as charged.

I once downloaded a voice changing/editing software just for this.

How about those guys who are willing to die for someone else's wife or girlfriend?

Cc: Laykhorn

Tosyne2much, Glad you're feeling better. Welcome back.

Titanic!

Are you kidding me?

That picture looks photoshopped.

It's really not important.

Advantage: You're seen as a cool dude.

Disadvantage(s):

Money spending
Distractions
Emotional conflicts

mya1:
How's your wife? Is she Indian?

No. She's Nigerian.

dechandel:

Dim oma

Pinging again at work
You will soon be fished out

I'm good . Trust you are fine??

I'm not pinging.

Nothing much is going on here. Everyone's just getting ready for the staff trip.

I'm good as well.

dechandel:
Once in a lifetime
Nah. Thanks.. I still insist on the world bank thingy. If its not that. Its nothing.

And please. Leave your Grand father alone.. He can do no wrong in my eyes

Sweetie!

Howdy?

laykhorn:
If its for her, then I'm ready.
*Stands upright, Closes eye expecting his shot*
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Atleast I made my point, had a good reason to die and change her mindset of Nigeria guys not romantic

That's not romantic. You were just being foolish.

"If I get 8 hours to slaughter Laykhorn, I'll spend 7 hours to sharp my knife."

Just get yourself ready. Your virgins await you.

One word: RUN!