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Pink lips? Are you kidding me?

kilokeys:
my guy. thanks. thats d way d cookie crumbles in naija o. cos grads are everywhere. bosses dey do as dem like

Jeez! That sucks!

I'm glad you took the right step.

LMAO!

I'm so No. 1 and 10.

Just what Nairaland likes.

Jeez! 7 months without pay? Are you kidding me?

That is one wicked boss!

Congratulations on your freedom though.

Wow!

VickyyB and Naijaboiy. . Could you two just exchange punches already?

chibwike:
Good day everyone, hope you all having a nice day.

Well just for fun, i have been able to put together a list of double standards in relation to what men and women can get away with in the society.


Feel free to debate these and add more.

A divorced or single man is perceived as a loser, a single or divorced woman is seen as independent.

A woman can wear a man's cloth, jean trousers and the rest, but a man cannot wear even remotely revealing or feminine without being labelled gay.

An adult male still living with his parents is seen as a loser, while a woman still living with her parents is perceived as having strong family ties. Lol

A woman can join the army or work in a construction company, but a man who choose to be a hairdresser or nurse is seen as gay. Lol

A man on his own is feared and even seen as creepy or pedophile, but this isnt the case for a woman alone

An unnactractive woman can usually get dates, an unattractive man often cannot. Women control the dating world

Men are taught not to tallk about their feelings and have to bottle them up, while women are free to do the opposite.

Many men suffer domestic violence, but are still laughed at or treated with disbelief, if they do go to the police, or try to seek help.



I dont have women oh, and i believe in equality for all human beings.

Once again, its just for fun, ladies defend yourselves.

Guys add more points,if you wish.


Let just have fun jare.


Good evening.

Source
Research.

I don't agree with the bolded points.

laykhorn:
Yes Gramps! How have you been? You've not been consistent here since your Mr Nairaland days...

No! I'll not call mine pride, I'll call it audacity. Whichever way it is. You still havent given a score.

Have I ever been consistent?

I've been good, son. How about you?

About your score, let's go with 3.

dechandel:

My perfect chunks from heaven

Iyawo mi. Nwunye m.

laykhorn:
LOL! I'm a kid naa. 3years from mid-twenties. Been, bros! No hurt my ego o

Smallie! No, kid!

Do you have an ego?

laykhorn:
Bros! What?

How old are you?

laykhorn:
For the very first time... And I'm scared. Just for the ego.
Your opinions?

Hell No!

No, No, No!

That's you?

Oh sweet Jesus!

Dechandel, my lost but found rib.

2 facts about me:

I didn't try any of those.

I'm not smiling.

dechandel:

Even if you've been straffing for years before you got married

Honeymoon is a must
They didnt construct all those exotic buildings in Paris for nothing
Even Obudu Cattle ranch sef

Oh sweetie!

Good Lord!

Could this be true?

The responsibilities attached to being a man..

Where's my ipad? I gotta take a selfie!

I'm so sorry about your loss.

Please accept my sympathy.

May His Soul rest in perfect peace.

* I graduated from the University.

*I got a job.

*I got an iphone and a MacBook pro

*I won the Mr. Nairaland May 2014 contest.

*I visited Nigeria for the second time.

*I cooked my first meal.

*I wrote my first story.

Truth24:
When I saw my period again......
D great relief it wasn't preg tins

Guys have periods too?

Oh boy!

A Cadillac.

mencade4:
hahahahahaha


no fear.....i have a girlfriend and she knows my monicker.....therefore ur lady is safe. Just pulling ur leg and her leg....

Be a good boy and stick with your lady.

mencade4:
my dechandel is more beautiful than this lady.

Baby.........Erima..........you are always in my heart.

Beenkumar......pls take note....

I text back, "What do you want?"

ROZZAYY:
Don't we all know dat

Everyone does!