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collinsinchrist:
A well dressed, handsome looking, young science graduate was walking past the brick fence surrounding a psychiatric hospital close to Yaba when he heard the noise of the patients inside chanting “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” Well, that made him curious, so he went round the whole building to see if he could get a place from where he could peep in to see what it is that is gladdening the inmates but he found none. He was almost giving up when he saw a key-hole on one of the doors close to where the noise was coming from. So, he decided to peek inside and see what was going on. All the while, the patients were still in there chanting “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” So the man leaned over, puts his eye to the key-hole, and instantly and unexpectedly, someone poked him with a stick in the eye *POP*. As he was recovering from the shock, he heard the patients change the wordings of their song of jubilation to “FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN!”

collinsinchrist:
MORAL
Some never stay where they are assigned to, no matter what you tell them. They are so nosy that they want to be everywhere, know everything, and be involved in all. Such people will not learn their lesson until they get punished for their actions. Why must you be interested in what does not concern you. Must you always go beyond your boundary. Each time you go off the limit you miss the mark and you end up paying dearly for it. Whatever happens to you then, it is your fault. There are a thousand and one things that need your attention which you have not yet attended to; still, all that you are most interested in is just to interfere into issues that do not concern you. The way you show your concern is even more than those who should be most concerned. Better learn a lesson from the story above before it is too late. Do not be too inquisitive, especially in matters that have nothing to do with you; it will always get you into trouble. Even Jesus, most times do not come into situations until he is invited.

Very very very funny story, no wonder I was the only one that commented

If tuface catch don like this.... na belle ooo

sexy momma

Lalasticlala, come and see tonto dike ooo

Nigerian mothers, I bail thee. Una too much


Not this computer age mothers ooo



Computer age mothers abeg park well

JAZES:
8. Accepting a car from your boyfriend as birthday gift.

Nigerian Mom Reaction:

My dear, where is he working? – I did not even drive a 50

Ogbeni, this is number 9. Don't spoil my arrangement jare

9. Where did he get the money

Oun ti tele Ole abi makoba mi iwo omo yi

8. I said you are not going

Go and wash those plates in the kitchen, when you are done, wash the cloths in the basket, after that, sweep the rooms and

.... listen to the network news, and you must tell me what the news is all about

7. God forbid not in my house.

Daddy Kylie, wa wo iwokuwo to omo re wo o

miqos02:
see me see wahala oh, i dey use my own laptop, typing with my own hands,sitting on my chair, using my paid internet subscription and Beesluv questioning me?

Its your network I blame not you. I gat to sue that network

6. Nig mum: This world has spoilt

5. Nig mother: My daughter has started seeing man

or

Nig mother: My daughter has started following bad friends

miqos02:
seriouus?

Bros, why did you spoil my bumper to bumper arrangee na

Nigerian mother : Not in my house

Hostess ko hostel ni

Mother: you now have another mother abi

Nigerian Mother: you are dating your father's mate


Oun fe egbe baba ee

Nigerian mother: See her eyes like cat own

Wo bi oshey jor baby kinswe

Yes o, she born herself

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delectablegyal:
I checked her pic and I wz like, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
She is nt the girl I used to know during the miss nairaland contest. No more sexy eye, she is getting a bit chubby, her physique is now appalling. What's wrong?



Shout out to miss nairaland though. Still on point as ever.

Ogbeni face front

Jealousy jeeeeeaaalooouuussyyyy....

Jollyjoy:
that is why i am advising you to leave woman matter and face your future,your future wife deserve it hence thrive to be successful

She no want Ferrari..... she say na my love ooo...

Jollyjoy:
that is why i am advising you to leave woman matter and face your future,your future wife deserve it hence thrive to be successful

Thank you.

I'm successful and you sure deserve it.

true

Big belle is an additional document..... platoon 11 tinz

post 1 here, then I can click to see others

Very lomantic. NLanders should learn

good

timawoku:
my sister it is not that simple

I for one, I work in a place were every minute counts. I can't afford to even go and withdraw in the bank, I usually send a person, and I travel around an awful lot. The problem is that it is not much convenient for people, they should make it easier to do and everywhere too not just banking halls (like sim cards). It is well!

Its true sha.

But you should have withdrawn all your money from the bank and dug a hole in your office to put the money.


We just have to create time from no time to avoid ish like this

Its sunny here, my head is hot