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ughelli can never be in the news for anything good...

okorodafe. .that side na ghetto na

Nice

Haha...lovely poem..

FTC

You people should shower me with likes o...independence pikin

HBD to me

I'll miss Ifeoluwa the most....na wa o

RaaGhu:
Guy I think you can make a career out of meme creation jare....

Thank you... Abeg make una help me call Lala

Lalasticala please coman do the needful

And then you remember that you have to look for their dead bodies

When you start perceiving the stench of dead rats

How the poison works

And you buy big fish to mix with the poison

When you hear the whistle of people who sell rat poison

So you return it and start thinking of new ways to kill them

You buy a cat but it turns out that the cat is your aunty from the village

And then an idea hits you.... You'll buy a cat

You want to go for interview in the morning and then you found out they've eaten your CV

How she looks at you when you try to lie that they're lab rats that escaped from your experiment.
Experiment koor, experiwoment niiii

Her reaction

Your reaction

Then your crush comes over for the first time and they walk past like this

And you smile thinking they've all left

You call your friends to help you look for them but you found nothing


Rats not found

How you think of what you'll do to the rats

Just Then you see 3 rats run past you

But you can't find it so you decide to leave it,praying it'll go out by itself

How you ransack the house to search for it

When you leave your door open to buy something only to come back home and hear squeaking of a rat

Yes, Rats - hairy, ugly and vicious
What can't they do,they chased our President from his office.

Everyone has had an encounter with them, so here are some photos you can relate to if you've witnessed a rat infestation

Daniel why are you always giving us....

Kudos to the players for giving Rooney his respect while he was on the pitch

As soon as he left we did what we know how to do best

Celebrate what

The corruption trilogy?
From Ibori to Uduaghan down to this okowa

I'm just ashamed