Nairaland General › Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by beetown(m): 7:00pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Natbrowny: I said i would never f*ck anything fat and now i met someone with a dorathyBBN-esq figure.
Baba i just dey live large. 😂😂😂😂😂 Living large😂 |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Presidential Election 2023 (Live Updates And Monitoring) by beetown(m): 10:27am On Feb 25, 2023 |
At my polling unit here in Ughelli, Delta state and no INEC officials anywhere around. The time is 10:26am |
Politics › Re: Peter Mrakpor Divorces Wife, Joan Onyeamachi Over 2023 Governorship Ambition by beetown(m): 4:57pm On Aug 11, 2021 |
This man! You too know  NwaAmaikpe:

Joan "Ada Anioma" was becoming an irritant to everyone who knew her. The same TV she runs evangelical programs on is the same place she fought and scattered ballot boxes on.
To help maintain her political relevance, Okowa appointed her DG Delta State Capital Territory Development Agency after Ndudi Elumelu kicked her away from the House of Reps. But that was like empowering a monster, she knew no friends when it was time to be mean.
She'd tow people's cars from their car stands and make them pay through their nose to get it back. She'd lock up people's stores and force them to decorate it with aluminium claddings.
She'd force commuters to trek absurd distances from bus stops before they can get a tricycle or a bike.
She became the Capital city's empress of terror. Her convoy will cause nuisance on major roads and all the oppressed people could do was to pray fervently for her downfall, but it didn't seem to work.
Things were falling more in place her her, her own younger brother even became an L.G chairman.
Still they waited and prayed.
Guess what?
She helped them cause her own fall when she employed her own sister as a spy on her husband in his office to checkmate and give her feedback on his philandering at work. The spy forgot her job and began spreading her legs wide for the target who ended up getting her pregnant.
To make it worse. Hanty said she's not terminating it because she's now in love with oga who says he is even ready to marry her since this is the first time he will be truly scoring a goal as his other offsprings from Joan were via IVF.
The last I heard of her, she was almost been beaten up by APC youths who were in her city for a convention. She threatened to deflate their tyres and two away their cars for parking along the road but the boys were having none of that. It took the kind intervention of some APC chieftains to stop them fr manhandlimg she and her boys. |
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Celebrities › Re: Money Rain At Bobrisky's Birthday Party As Mompha, Lolu, DJ Consequence, Leo Da by beetown(m): 3:45pm On Sep 01, 2020 |
Talk to these niggas Righteousness89: It Does not Matter How Much is Sprayed! It Does not Matter Whoever is there! It Does not Matter the Number of People that Graced the Occasion!
Even if the Whole World Endores It, It does Not Change GOD'S Word. It is Wickedness! It is Abomination..
What Brobrisky Represents is Abomination! It's Evil! It is Sheer Disdain against GOD! It's Wickedness against God and Humanity!
I Admonish All to Flee From the Wrath that's Coming!!!!
There are Consequences attached to These Wicked Evils.. |
Sports › Re: Efe Ajagba Joins Fury, Pacquiao At Top Rank Promotions by beetown(m): 2:27pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
SmartyPants: A lot grows in Nigeria. So many of you have this shocking victim mentality... It is up to you to grow yourself. Only theivery grows here. |
Sports › Re: Efe Ajagba Joins Fury, Pacquiao At Top Rank Promotions by beetown(m): 11:35am On Aug 06, 2020 |
Wonderful talent. I'm so happy for him
That's how Nigeria would have ruined Efe's dream...after the Olympics in 2016, that was how they left him in Ughelli. Man had to source money to fund his own travel to the US...now see him. Moral lesson: if you can, please leave Nigeria. Nothing grows here.
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Agriculture › Re: My Kuroiler Birds From Day Old by beetown(m): 12:20pm On May 16, 2020 |
Lala as soon as he saw snake 
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Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria At 59: Which Day Or Moment Is Unforgettable In The History Of Nigeria? by beetown(m): 11:07am On Sep 27, 2019 |
1.subsidy removal by GEJ and the protest that followed 2 Buhari's election  3. Bihari's reelection, even more shocking. When I was young, I used to be really proud I shared my birthday with Nigeria. Now, I'm just ashamed. Lemme just postpone my birthday to October 2nd sef  |
Crime › Re: Huge Python Killed At Iju River, Ogun State (Photos) by beetown(m): 2:53pm On Sep 02, 2019 |
Front page things  Lala right now
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Music/Radio › Re: Top 10 Hottest & Most Creative Nigerian Beats Of The Decade & Producers by beetown(m): 8:07pm On Aug 26, 2019 |
Trash talk. My top 10 beats. 1. Sarz- song of life 2. Shizzi- Dami duro. 3. Legendary beats- Expensive shit 4. Sarz- jaiye jaiye 5. Don Jazzy- Do like that (KB) 6. That Oluwa ni beat. 7. Oliver twist's beat. 8. Duro Soke Olamide's beat. 9. Legendary beatz baba nla(wizkid) 10. Tekno- pana |
Sports › Re: Pogba Remains At Man. Utd – Solskjaer. by beetown(m): 4:03pm On Aug 04, 2019 |
Say anything you want about Paul Pogba..
He remains Manchester United's best and most talented player.
I'm happy about this news |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by beetown(m): 8:28pm On Jul 10, 2019 |
Goooooaaaaaal |
Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by beetown(m): 10:45pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Thank you Centino.
Good luck in your new hustle |
Sports › Re: Copa America: Luis Suarez In Tears As Peru Defeat Uruguay On Penalties (Photos) by beetown(m): 1:50pm On Jun 30, 2019*. Modified: 2:29pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
Asamoah Gyan right now.
You can't outrun karma
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Sports › Re: Pitch Invader Ran On The Pitch, Chile Player Tackles Him, Suarez Ran To Referee by beetown(m): 10:18pm On Jun 25, 2019 |
Suarez is a thief. A real football villain. From catching a goal bound opportunity against Ghana in 2010 world cup Biting Ivanovic in 2013 Biting Chiellini in 2014  But how can someone shout for penalty because keeper saved ball with his hands in the penalty box? Suarez has APC blood  |
Family › Re: What’s Your Mum’s Favorite Statement When Angry? by beetown(m): 9:30pm On May 28, 2019 |
can't you see that you're a fool? God will not allow you to be a fool. Nigerian mothers ehn  |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 4:34pm On May 20, 2019 |
The ending is simply wonderful. Y'all just pained your favorite character didn't get the throne. I don't know why y'all are crying about bad writing. You can complain that it's rushed but the story wasn't bad at all as everyone got what they deserved. Jon is king in the north(the real north) Bran is king of the 6 kingdoms Sansa is queen in the north Arya is living her life.
Best series of all time..simply breathtaking. |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 8:07am On May 20, 2019 |
Now my watch is ended  |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 8:09am On May 13, 2019 |
Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons, Queen of the ashes, Burner of the innocent & Ignorer Of Bells. |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Runs For His Life After Snake He Was Trying To Kill Aimed For His Joystick by beetown(m): 4:48pm On May 12, 2019 |
SageMK: The snake is trying to free a colleague.
If you know you know.
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Travel › Re: Female 'keke Napep' Driver Spotted At Michael Opera University In Abia State by beetown(m): 4:19pm On May 08, 2019 |
Nice one.
As long as she's making not stealing. And meanwhile...the news sweet Lala sotay he move the news go FP twice
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 4:17pm On May 08, 2019 |
ABSTRUSE: How do some of you even watch the movie? Pls return to Season 7, you will find out how the dwarf knew his sister's pregnant.
Some of you ehn....! These are the people that will just watch Season 8 episode00 (the story so far) and then continue from there. Only to confuse themselves in the end. Who on earth watched season 7 and didn't know that Tyrion knew his sister was pregnant? |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 10:16pm On Apr 29, 2019 |
May you not be as useless as the Night King's generals IJN  |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 8:49am On Apr 22, 2019 |
Arya be like.....
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by beetown(m): 9:38pm On Apr 16, 2019 |
Bleep you Solksjaer. You're fucking clueless, you know nothing. United tradition, united tradition..oh what a person you are. What sort of fucker ignores capable hands and plays proven lazy cunts due to sentiments, shielding yourself with that stupid 'united tradition'. Young...seriously? Don't get me started, this game needed Lukaku, Solksjaer are you fucking slow? Why Bleep around with Lingard..like bruh WTF!! |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 9:23am On Apr 15, 2019 |
Sterope: My point is they dont have to, whether she is nice or not. True. Everyone can't like you. In can't please all humans. In addendum, i think she was supposed to take a cue from what happened in Mereen, when some of the slaves she fought for started rebelling |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 8:45am On Apr 15, 2019 |
Sterope: Her father was a wicked ruler just like the masters of Slavers Bay she overthrew. She does not have any claim to the throne, she is a stranger. She should have remained and ruled in Essos. It is where she belonged, where she knows and it is also where her forefathers came from to begin with. Don't even get men started in the bend the knee mantra she is always yapping about. Not everyone will bow to a dragon riding stranger at first glance. It's left for her to work her way under their hearts and she doesn't understand that |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 7:52am On Apr 15, 2019 |
Daenerys: i killed your father Sam: At least my brother can run the family Daenerys: i killed your brother too Sam:
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 7:43am On Apr 15, 2019 |
Sterope: She is a girl and she does not have 62 soldiers. She named Jon Snow her king, she had every right to be mad at him. Jon Snow did not consult with any of the North Lords before bending the knee. He deserved the treatment he got. The northern people are hard to rule. As Ser Davos rightly said, "the northerners are as stubborn as goats". Who else thinks of Daenarys as a villain? |
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by beetown(m): 7:41am On Apr 15, 2019 |
Jesuspikin8: Can Bran Stark ever tone down his Party-Pooper mode?
Don't think so  Asin ehn That guy na killjoy |