Goojer:

Sir please I plead with you, Pls help me too. My case may not be as bad as OP own but I pls need any help I can get. The only thing that entered my stomach yesterday was beans bought on credit and pure water sir. I sold one of my shoe last 2 weeks to survive sir. Things are not easy in my life. Op please forgive me for this on your thread.

This is why people don't help
People that believe that they're samrt will start rushing in

Nigga sha' up!!

mumumugu:
Congratulations

Do you wish to learn from him?

You're blackmailing innocent girls by posting their details here abi Hand go soon catch you, j dey come.

MysticismPriest:
Now let me tell you how Nairaland works.

When you are trolling and you logging on Nairaland, your moniker remains, on the same page except you comment on another thread.

Also when you login, the monikers you own to that date, automatically comes online

You are not as wise as you. Think

You this shameless beggar with aggressive mindset, you just like to lie like a kindergarten!

Sonnobax15:

That one na broke beggar self....Some beggars wey I know,na that 10k be their weekly allowee

Read am again boss

Gone are the dark days when beggars struggle to beg with plastic plates and sticks. Things are easier these days, the world is developing, so are criminals, and beggars as well. In the case of my research, I noticed that many social vices are being seen as a norm in the society before the perpetrators develop to reveal their real motives.

Well, begging skills and tricks by beggars which used to be part of societal norms has developed and has been interwoven with crime and the technological era as well. I made a very serious investigation on a dedicated Nairaland beggar, fatherchristmas and I I noticed that he makes more than the Nigerian monthly minimum wage every week just by lying and tricking innocent people into believing him and they'll send a small amount which they believe is small to him. And when things are hard, he makes up to 19,000 naira per week.

I have therefore decided to help move his ministry forward by adding a link to his begging course in my signature. He guarantees that anyone can be a millionaire by begging, it only takes seriousness and dedication.

Kenturkey048:
ontop one small matter..
.Shey d guy na your family member ni?

Hilarious as fvck

Angrygoat:
This guy u r just dumb, don't make money,be doing like a 100level oponu. I pity u,the lil shi t u had,u use am go pay rent,still u can't afford a good decent life. What a pity,its obvious u won't be able to afford the next rent. Common sense suppose tell u to dey low key,go rent whr u go fit afford,get your shit together,dro this stupid childish attitude of yours. Odeh. No be even twitter,n nairaland. U have a dumb dream nd by the time owu hit u,u go hail. Dont go and make money,u are an ugly guy,and broke and still u go deh type and upload nonsense. What a full grown man acting like a kid. U don't even have property at the place u went to rent,make dem for dey call u big boy.oponu

MaaaAdddddd maaaaan

Chinehz:

Swrs
Secure the money bag first

I get money and I wan fvck you. Send pm.

billynoni:
A female moniker creating thread about "her" d*ck?... How does madness, start again?

please help

My dick is always too big whenever it's hard that none of my boxers can handle it's massive size. Please help me out by recommending a good boxer that can help.

I strongly believe that Fatherchristmas is Nairaland number 1 beggar and he'll retain the position for as long as possible.