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lol it got me cracking...........exercise book _________ ede x ede rice customer I see ede beans oloko oloko cres

The video is very good and funny if I must say becos it can lighten up even the darkest mood

juddybrown:
Back then in fgc nise during siesta,the senior prefect then, came into my dormitory and was like,if u know u are sleeping, raise up yours hands,omo mehn come see hands on d air

lwkmd that one nah sleeping awake

If u attended #queen of the rosary college AKA qrc. U will know the true meaning of bording school....about 100+ girl will share small cooler of rice............................senior girls will flog us for not eating and greeting them about 60 strokes of cane daily on the heels of ur feet ......................but anyway sha we are still the best school till date........

jennyblash:
have you seen any student in education that has gotten admission?

yes oh I have oh

obainojazz:
unizik said they'll go lower this time...so after this merit list...they'll go down to people who score less that 50 down to 20

. So do I ve any hope abi chance of getting admission with my score

I was not given admission pls what is my chance in biology education with 209in jamb and 30 in utme

macville2:
medlab

lucky u opon say I put bilogy education my jamb score was 209 and my p.ume was 30 still I wasn't given any admission [quote author=macville2 post=38700364]

wakacome:
hmm one of the best posts have seen this year on nairaland....

thanks for ur kind words

A lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her might, her cries went unheard as no one could hear her. Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room it's impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge of death, the security guard of the factory eventually opened the door. She was miraculously saved from dying that day. When she later asked the security guard how he had come to open the door, which wasn't his usual work routine. His explanation: "I've been working in this factory for 35 years, hundreds of workers come in and out every day, but you're one of the few who greet me in the morning and say goodbye to me every night when leaving after work. Many treat me as if I'm invisible. Today, as you reported for work, like all other days, you greeted me in your simple manner 'Hello'. But this evening after working hours, I curiously observed that I had not heard your "Bye, see you tomorrow". Hence, I decided to check around the factory. I look forward to your 'hi' and 'bye' every day because they remind me that I am someone. By not hearing your farewell today, I knew something had happened. That's why I was searching every where for you. Moral Lesson to reflect upon: Be humble, love and respect those around you. Try to have an impact on people who cross your path every day, you never know what tomorrow will bring. Let this story be an inspiration. Let's share to inspire others; someone else shared this to inspire me...

Lol de posing dey fear me oh

Pls what name will I call dis type of posing

People always judging.....do u guys think it is easy for him as well...........every time all we do is to criticize the gays as transgender. But that's not how things are and even if what they are doing is bad check ur self and see if u re not as bad as them if not worst.

omotala is gud oh but I don't like she always showcase here family ASD if she is the first one to get them..... omotala is gud oh but I don't like she always showcase here family ASD if she is the first one to get them.....

shadowkings:
Tonto Dike is better

I love tonto dike to a fault....... and also Stephenie okereke linus

fretfingers:
Now that's a name I can tag my kids with.
So is Fidel a Nigerian?

of course

romantic.........mmmmmmm beautifulicous.........ahhhhhhhh rubbish.......yessssssss

fretfingers:
Yeah! Right! Don't tell me that's one of your names?

no oh my name is fidel

but amanda is a gud name oh

SHOCKING STORY OF A GIRL NAMED
AMANDA
On that fateful day, Amanda was on
her way to school when a motor cycle
knocked her down!
She was rushed to a nearby hospital
immediately.
That night in her dream, an old woman
in white garment appeared to her and
warned her sternly that:
"As soon as you are discharged from
the hospital,
you must wash the blood stains from
that cloth you wore that day you were
involved in an accident otherwise
something terrible may happen to
YOU!"
Amanda thought it was just an
ordinary dream not until she saw the
same old woman in her dream
again&again&again.... telling her to
wash the blood stains from the cloth.
This time,
Amanda was frightened and told her
mother the dream.
Her mother simply told her to do
exactly as she was told.
The moment Amanda got home from
the hospital, that very day she was
discharged,
She soaked the cloth and started
washing.
She washed and washed but there was
still small stain of blood on the cloth
because the blood stains had dried
already.
.
...
..
.
She got tired and rinsed the cloth like
that.
It was a white gown.
That night in her dream, the same old
woman appeared to her again and told
her to wash the cloth very well that
there was still blood stains on it which
may cause something terrible to
happen to her.
When Amanda woke up, she checked
the time, it was 4:00am...everyw here
was still dark. She was consumed with
fear!
.
.
...
..
....,and because she was afraid of the
old woman's caution,
she got up, took the cloth and started
washing.
She scrubbed it so hard that it felt like
it was going to tear.
Amanda was scrubbing the cloth so
hard that tears almost started dropping
from her eyes when all of a sudden,
someone tapped her from behind.
She turned and behold, the old woman
in her dream had appeared to her in
real life....
Out of fear, Amanda got up to run but
fell down.
The old woman drew closer to Amanda
and said softly,
...
..
.
"Henceforth! Use ARIEL detergent to do
your washing....lol

chai!! dis lady fine no be for mouth ....but who dey snap her all dis pics......anyway who am i to condem her

guttentag:
Damn! She has a bright future behind her

wiggle wiggle wiggle

is like they only ve one shoe........metchew

who is did gal we don't know any her here in ONITSHA

she is talking money and u are talking bla bla she is talking money and u are talking bla bla

pls I scored 204 in jamb what are my chances of gaining admission into biology education pls help

More coming after..................

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by assholes. The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of
Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in
every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who
didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy
to get what they want.” ― Greg Behrendt. “You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love
them in spite of the fact that they're not.” ― Jodi Picoult,
My Sister's Keeper
“Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't
know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and
errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of
weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.” ― Anaïs Nin
“Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.” ―
Nicholas Sparks, A Walk to Remember
“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy
tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you
ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot.
The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always
know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that
Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You
realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not
easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and
he has perfect hair.” ― Taylor Swift
"Happily ever after is not a fairy tale. It's a choice." --- Fawn
Weaver
“So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're
gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that
because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You
and me... everyday.” ― Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook