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Op u can lie o... He used it when he came to calabar too. I guess he is scared of contracting ebola 2yrs ago too. Find better story jor.

major466: He's humble and down to earth for Nigeria.

So na humble and down to earth go fix Nigeria

major466: There's hope for Nigeria.
GEJ is a much more better candidate.

Your reasons?

Buhari is a strong leader but what nigeria needs right now is a smart, intelligent and a leader with foresight.... Buhari doesn't have these qualities neither does atiku. Buhari should take a back seat and root for a leader with such qualities and so far i haven't seen any with such quality not even jonathan.... Apc will self destruct and for pdp the looting continues. Nigeria is finnished.

GIYAZZ: The moment you open that your two hot legs, and he jams his odogwu into your donku, You are history!

I trust my naija guys na, them don see one new chikala for street wey dey do like JJC, and they just package one "sweetmouth nigga" make him arrange the girl wella. Na bang him go bang you, then leave you for a new chick! Jeeeeeeeez!!! Why are beautiful, hot girls like you so air-headed and quick to fall for these tricks?? Tufiakwa!!!

Thank-God I'm not a girl sha. . .

After now if they are calling naija guys serial cheat you will be the first to start screaming up and down...... Why is it so difficult for some guys to just mind your Business? You trust naija guys, bragging for nothing. Mthhewwww!

Kai jonathan can lie o...

superior1: Ilorin airport nko?

They are talking airports not warehouse

Tongeji island.... Sounds japanese to me and by the way the island is not close to benin republic na, if benin republic did not claim any of the multiple islands in lagos na tongeji that is far off the coast of benin republic dem go cum claim.

Alarm don blow

The problem with nigerian youth is not educating the un-educated it is re-educating the mis-educated.

I guess the condoms are made in china that explains the size.

MTN forcefully registered me for business day news headline, deducting 50 naira per day I nearly went mad and called customer care and the lady said the problem will be fixed within 24 hours but it went on for months..... I just stop recharging the sim and they stopped. MTN i will rejoice the day una go collapse foolish network.

glitest: I'm not gonna cry.

Please do

Ladies and gentlemen this is real woman u is down by 5 goals to 3....... Work go sweet tomorrow be that for office.

Onyiridike: I am a Nigerian lady with a lot of experience about life especially when it comes to relationship and marriage. Experience is NOT just passing through a situation but what you did with the situation.

Obviously, our young ladies always list ridiculous criteria that a man they will date/marry MUST possess. Among those ridiculous criteria, height is always a priority. Gone are the days when character is placed above physical appearance.

When I was an undergraduate, a certain young man approached me and told me how he loved me and wanted to date me. He is an enterprising young man, very intelligent and handsome. However, he is not very tall; just 5ft. 7 inches in height. Of course, young ladies don't take decisions independently. This is why they are easily influenced by friends and relatives. My friends then said: "Never! My man MUST be 6ft and above, so tell him capital NO". I rejected the young man.

Today, he is happily married with a lady who is by far more beautiful and talented than me. I almost shed tears on their wedding day. Meanwhile, all the so-called very tall men that I dated are ONLY interested in my vagina.
So far I have learnt the following:

1. Most tall men believe that their height is a 'master' key to every ladies heart and therefore, their ONLY achievement is ' I am a tall dude and ladies are dieing for me'.

2. Most tall guys are NOT caring because they have this notion that a lady should count herself lucky to date them.

3. I am yet to understand that unique or remarkable thing about tall men.

Fortunately, I repented because it occured to me that all those times, I was ONLY playing my friend's script. I wanted to feel among and brag that my boyfriend is equally tall. I gave a guy who is not very tall a chance and I started enjoying my paradise on earth. We are married now. All my life, I have not come across such a wonderful person. He has it all:

1. He is God-fearing and generous.

2. He is handsome and a great orator

3. He is educated and intelligent

4. He cooks for me when I am tired (caring)

5. He satisfies me sexually ( oh! What a heavenly feeling)

6. He got a good dress sense

7. He is social

8. Among others

I am not in any way trying to say that tall guys are bad. As a lady, I am only advising other Nigerian ladies to see a man beyond height. The height issue is over-hyped and even unnecessary. You may NOT get a second chance like me.

Finally, based on my experience, I have come up with a quote:

"A man is NOT known by his height but by his heart (bravery) and meritorous achievements".

God bless you

siverspooon: u must be high on drugs to call queen Elizabeth just human for ur information even bill gates with all his money is no wia near her son not to talk of d queen herself even in terms of money
she is the Governor general of the church of England and d number one leader of Anglican church the head of state of more than 52 countries e.t.c. just d wedding of her son prince Philip is the most widely viewed event in history compared only to d viewership of a world cup final. so u see why she is not just a human being. bros let's all forget all dis our nonsense stand dat all human are d same because u and I know dat its not true . God has his own selection method and being born a royal blood of the most powerful monarch in d history of d world is not a child's play

If she's not human please what is she? A lot of people don't even no she exist.

Turkey moved its capital from istanbul to ankara, I think malawi also moved from lilongwe to blantyre, germany from bonn to berlin,switzerland from zurich to bern (not sure) Mexico moved from mexico city to cancoon, kyrgystan moved its capital from frunze to bishkek.

I think Nigeria should start shipping ewedu in large quantity to liberia, sierra leon and guinea for a start.

You guys never get tired.... Enough already

National Auto Policy:

In support of the Federal Government’s new automotive policy, an indigenous company, Cambistry Ventures Ltd (CVL) has set up multi-million naira ultra modern Automotive Transmission Fluid (ATF), brake fluid and power steering plant in Ikotun, Lagos to meet with the demands of automotive manufacturers as well as existing automobiles plying our roads.
CVL which specialises in the production of automotive transmission fluid,brake fluid, power steering fluid, injector cleaners, among others, which the brand name Truvalue is located at Ikotun, Lagos.
Speaking to Motoring Journalists recently at the plant, the Managing Director, CVL, Engineer Ikechukwu Okafor, who retired as an Assistant Director from NNPC said that the Federal Government effort to revive the nation’s auto industry is quite commendable and should be supported by all stakeholders in the sector.
According to him, the decision to set up a plant for Truvalue production of the products in partnership with its foreign partners from the United States gave birth to the multi-million naira project which is due for commissioning next month.
“Before now, we used to import these products from the United States but with the Federal Government’s resolve to grow our auto industry, we have decided to throw our support on the local content by producing these products locally without compromising quality,” he said.
According to him, CVL has the capacity to meet all the automatic transmission fluid, brake fluid, steering fluid needs of cars in the country. He also noted that the quality of his products stand them out as most brake fluids currently in the market contain water which is not good for the brake system.
The CVL boss further explained that the plant would commence production by next month as the engineers from Serac, a reputable company that produced the equipment from France will be arriving to set up the filling lines.
CVL is in partnership with reputable companies from USA like Omni Specialty Product Louisiana, Technical Chemical Company in Texas and Freeze Stone Products Incorporated, Florida. Said he: “We picked what is best in class in every segment and don’t compromise quality for any reason.
When you pick our products, we want you to hold us responsible for them at all time, that is why we are partnering with the world’s best manufacturers.”
On what led to his interest in this area of business, Engineer Okafor explained, “My passion to see automobiles run without embarrassing the owners on the road is the number one reason and the plans to create job for the youth too.
I started by importing injector cleaners, power Steering, automatic transmission fluid, things you can use to keep your car running. I deal in top of the range. I discovered that the products in the market were not of high quality, In the last 15 years, I have gained some market and people attested to our quality.
Unfortunately, our petrol chemical industries is not working, which I think will affect the level of our local content. “We want to produce at home with the influx of large number of automatic transmission vehicles into country, we need quality ATF.
But unfortunately, most of the ATF available are of low quality, hence, we are introducing ours to make the difference.
The ATF we imported are for car from early 2000. I do Dextron VI Marcon V and that is what we are going to produce in our plant here.
What I want to start with for now is to package brake fluids dot 3 and 4 and ATF. It will be of the same quality from Europe and America. All batches of our products are tested by InterTech Automotive research in Texas. They are the testing agent for SONCAP. What gives me joy is that there is nothing imported without testing.

Rofo Rofo politics

Kuli kuli can never go extint..... Everywhere u go for north u go get... The best kuli kuli ever is the flat and spicy one's from minna and the Kondo's(u can break sum1 head with it) from birnin gwari.

It was Aruna Quadri and not Ojo Onaolapo, it made front page without even verifying.

There's another american in the nigerian team who switch nationality....... Mazavous Edwards in the 100 meters.

Proud of my language yoruba, can speak it fluently same as hausa, I tried my best to learn igbo buh kai e no easy o my igbo is just 15%.

You guys should all cover your head in shame

Nothing too worry about, my moniker dey kanpe only lost few threads.

halmeyd: lol! Kpele,akpala,kpakpara-fufu,akperin,kpali-isano,kpata-kpukpa,kpanti-ewa....I be konfaam yoruba pikin nw,dats my own funky way of spellin o

No wahala

halmeyd: eiya kpele....Wats d current scores of d match?

What is kpele? No be by force to write yoruba na.... Eiya? All dis yoruba wannabes stop bastardising yoruba spellings.

The new messi vladimir weiss... Manshitty ended up dumping him