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chidyke77: pls shut ur mouth,,the one he gave u why didnt u convert it? Pls stop all this ref blames.pls where did I blame the ref. I was jst kidding and u're telling me to shut up.ARE YOU THAT RUDE? |
The penalty was a punishment to nigeria frm caf for not paying for the broadcast right.....nonetheless the SE are a piece of shit. |
Roffo roffo fight |
When he gets there and see what those demons look like then he'll understand why that ministry is a lions den.He has already drawn the battle line let's wait and see who will cross..... him or the demons. |
There are plenty of them in south africa roaming the streets doing nothing...visit hillbrow in jo'borg it's a den of drug lords,and hard working nigerians and honest one's are also seen as criminals.My people make una learn our image is already damaged beyond repair buh make we try to work hard to change this perception.those naija guys in sa are damn! Rude and arrogant(not all of them o)and they never say anything good about nigeria,meanwhile they are also part of the problem they complain about. |
peziz: Even those that a girl has never approached will also post. ![]() |
It is what we call ourselves that outsiders we call us,a fellow nigerian called nigeria an unfortunate entity just to win an argument and we complain when foriegners call us all kinds of names..we are our own enemy. |
Maxymilliano: In a nutshell, we should tolerate any garbage thrown at us so long as Nigerians are happy right?Don't mind him jare |
20 Ways To Know Someone Is Cursed Please note, this is strictly for the sake of humour and nothing is spiritually attached. Just laugh your way through. 1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary. 2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%. 3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can’t understand your own handwriting. 4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow. 5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chokes you! 6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand. 7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win #200M the next day. 8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remains. 9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary. 10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don’t have a phone and it rings. 11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road. 13. If you don’t pass both mathematics and english in your final exam. 14. If you get to the exam hall and you can’t remember your first name. 15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi. 16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force. 17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don’t have money and your phone start ringing ‘chop my money, I don’t care’. 18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop. 19. After photoshopping your picture you still looks ugly. 20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document. |
20 Ways To Know Someone Is Cursed Please note, this is strictly for the sake of humour and nothing is spiritually attached. Just laugh your way through. 1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary. 2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%. 3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can’t understand your own handwriting. 4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow. 5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chokes you! 6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand. 7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win #200M the next day. 8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remains. 9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary. 10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don’t have a phone and it rings. 11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you. 12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road. 13. If you don’t pass both mathematics and english in your final exam. 14. If you get to the exam hall and you can’t remember your first name. 15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi. 16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force. 17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don’t have money and your phone start ringing ‘chop my money, I don’t care’. 18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop. 19. After photoshopping your picture you still looks ugly. 20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document. |
mobile.ghanaweb.com/wap/article.php?ID=262511 |
God punish nepa |
Ghana need 2 step up dia game o |
Penalty congo |
mukina2: wetin drc keeper get for head?angulu |
Dis game sweet o |
D congo guys need 2 calm down |
I see ghana winning this match |
Intresting game so far |
[quote author=o'boy]i think judas iscariot is from Okene in ogun state[/quote]Okene is in kogi state while ikene is in ogun state.....so which one are u referring to. |
Plarp: I'm not being 'emotional' that is the wrong word to use for anything on the internet.Guy read her post again u're just confusing yourself. |
HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! A store that sells husbands has just opened in NIGERIA , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! |
I have only 1 id. |
Afam4eva: Is Musa a Muslim or Hausa name?it's a muslim name |
Hmmmm! |
