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SportsRe: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Belmot(m): 6:30pm On Jan 25, 2013
chidyke77: pls shut ur mouth,,the one he gave u why didnt u convert it? Pls stop all this ref blames.
pls where did I blame the ref. I was jst kidding and u're telling me to shut up.ARE YOU THAT RUDE?
SportsRe: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by Belmot(m): 6:17pm On Jan 25, 2013
The penalty was a punishment to nigeria frm caf for not paying for the broadcast right.....nonetheless the SE are a piece of shit.
PoliticsRe: “they Are An Appendage Of PDP And PDP Themselves” – CAN Fires Back At Catholic by Belmot(m): 6:55pm On Jan 24, 2013
Roffo roffo fight
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Nominee To Chase Out Demons In The Power Sector by Belmot(m): 11:24am On Jan 24, 2013
When he gets there and see what those demons look like then he'll understand why that ministry is a lions den.He has already drawn the battle line let's wait and see who will cross..... him or the demons.
CrimeRe: Sentenced To Death For Drug Trafficking by Belmot(m): 6:50pm On Jan 23, 2013
There are plenty of them in south africa roaming the streets doing nothing...visit hillbrow in jo'borg it's a den of drug lords,and hard working nigerians and honest one's are also seen as criminals.My people make una learn our image is already damaged beyond repair buh make we try to work hard to change this perception.those naija guys in sa are damn! Rude and arrogant(not all of them o)and they never say anything good about nigeria,meanwhile they are also part of the problem they complain about.
RomanceRe: Guyz : D First Time A Lady Toast U, How Do U Feel? by Belmot(m): 2:25pm On Jan 23, 2013
peziz: Even those that a girl has never approached will also post.
cheesy cheesy grin
ComputersRe: Is Norton Stereotyping Nigerians And Nigeria? (pics) by Belmot(m): 9:35am On Jan 23, 2013
It is what we call ourselves that outsiders we call us,a fellow nigerian called nigeria an unfortunate entity just to win an argument and we complain when foriegners call us all kinds of names..we are our own enemy.
SportsRe: The Price For Live Transmission Of AFCON Was High - Maku by Belmot(m): 4:24pm On Jan 22, 2013
Maxymilliano: In a nutshell, we should tolerate any garbage thrown at us so long as Nigerians are happy right?
Don't mind him jare
Jokes Etc20 Ways To Know Someone Is Cursed by Belmot(op): 1:07pm On Jan 22, 2013
20 Ways To Know Someone Is Cursed

Please note, this is strictly for the sake of humour and nothing is spiritually attached. Just laugh your way through.

1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.

2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.

3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can’t understand your own handwriting.

4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow.

5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chokes you!

6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.

7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win #200M the next day.

8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remains.

9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.

10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don’t have a phone and it rings.

11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.

12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.

13. If you don’t pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.

14. If you get to the exam hall and you can’t remember your first name.

15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.

16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.

17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don’t have money and your phone start ringing ‘chop my money, I don’t care’.

18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.

19. After photoshopping your picture you still looks ugly.

20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.
Jokes Etc20 Ways To Know Someone Is Cursed by Belmot(op): 12:39pm On Jan 22, 2013
20 Ways To Know Someone Is Cursed

Please note, this is strictly for the sake of humour and nothing is spiritually attached. Just laugh your way through.

1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.

2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.

3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can’t understand your own handwriting.

4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow.

5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chokes you!

6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.

7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win #200M the next day.

8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remains.

9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.

10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don’t have a phone and it rings.

11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.

12. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.

13. If you don’t pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.

14. If you get to the exam hall and you can’t remember your first name.

15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.

16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.

17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don’t have money and your phone start ringing ‘chop my money, I don’t care’.

18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.

19. After photoshopping your picture you still looks ugly.

20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.
SportsAFCON 2013:10 Sexiest Players by Belmot(op): 5:27pm On Jan 21, 2013
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SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Belmot(m): 5:31pm On Jan 20, 2013
God punish nepa
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Belmot(m): 5:30pm On Jan 20, 2013
Ghana need 2 step up dia game o
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Belmot(m): 5:26pm On Jan 20, 2013
Penalty congo
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Belmot(m): 5:22pm On Jan 20, 2013
mukina2: wetin drc keeper get for head? grin
angulu
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Belmot(m): 5:19pm On Jan 20, 2013
Dis game sweet o
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Belmot(m): 5:16pm On Jan 20, 2013
D congo guys need 2 calm down
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Belmot(m): 5:03pm On Jan 20, 2013
I see ghana winning this match
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Belmot(m): 4:45pm On Jan 20, 2013
Intresting game so far
Christianity EtcRe: One Of King Solomon's Wives Was From Ogun State, Nigeria. True Or False? by Belmot(m): 1:09pm On Jan 20, 2013
[quote author=o'boy]i think judas iscariot is from Okene in ogun state[/quote]Okene is in kogi state while ikene is in ogun state.....so which one are u referring to.
RomanceRe: 3 Things You Should NEVER Do For A Man! by Belmot(m): 1:19am On Jan 20, 2013
Plarp: I'm not being 'emotional' that is the wrong word to use for anything on the internet.

I was flabergasted, and that was to prove a point about how insane what you wrote was. Love may be a free gift, but relationships require alot of work (according to this article all from the dude) The fact that all this ^^^^^^^ looks like "punishment women" to anyone shows how confused you people are. I agree that everyone should be able to excerize love freely but thats not what you posted.
Guy read her post again u're just confusing yourself.
Jokes EtcHusbands For Sale by Belmot(op): 9:41am On Jan 19, 2013
HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in NIGERIA , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
EventsRe: Countdown To Nairaland Hitting A Million Members. by Belmot(m): 10:53am On Jan 18, 2013
I have only 1 id.
IslamRe: Imo Traditional Ruler Converts To Islam by Belmot(m): 9:19pm On Jan 12, 2013
Afam4eva: Is Musa a Muslim or Hausa name?
it's a muslim name
PoliticsRe: Hadizatu Ahmed, Female Ruler In Northern Nigeria by Belmot(m): 7:57pm On Jan 12, 2013
Hmmmm!

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