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Paul biya wants to trace stolen money in his country? That is the easiest job you can ever get. Just arrest his family members and associates and walla! all stolen money will be recovered.

We will be spectators come russia 2018.

Quality=0

We need to start setting standards in this country.

RaptorX:
They should go all out and decimate the entire oil infrastructure and bring this unjust nation to its knees. Enough of this slavery to this barbarians from the north, I am Yoruba and I support the disentegration of this fraudulent British contraption who are voting to decide if they want to stay in the EU while forcing us to remain in a fraudulent marriage.

What is it with I am yoruba nonsense? If you like be kilba... Just make your point nd move on.

Just like football fans.... Cool heads can never prevail.

Not surprised

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.
2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.
4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.
5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!
7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?
11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.
12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.
14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.
17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.
18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener wid a mirror.
19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.
20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.
21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.
22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.
23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.
24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.
25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.
26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.
27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.
28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"
29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”
31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.
32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.
33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.
34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.
36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.
38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?
39. Interviewer: Mr President, wen are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?
40.My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

Which is your favorite?

Lol!

rheether:
Any guy who isn't a womanizer is not an attractive man.

Rita! Rita!! Rita!!! How did you come up with your assumption.

successinlife:
It is a fine move but quote me anywhere and do thorough findings,that name is a little to the left,out of the box for a 100% Suisse,he has got a part of arab in his blood.Suisse have ample of sportsmen and may not look his side hence the guy took the right path to choose Nigeria.I wish him good luck and hope he does well for himself and his adopted country Nigeria.

With the name I think he has lebanese blood in him.

captain247:
Before you speak from both sides of your mouth insulting you ancestors am not from biafra neither am I a relative to any of your parents family to call me your aunty.
Where did you see kanu waging war with arms and admonition against government like shekuah is doing ?
Better be useful to yourself and the environment you are, and disease from quoting me cause I owe you no chanji

Disease from quoting you? I believe it is a typo

Timbuktuo:
. Low IQ

That fellow is male posing as female

captain247:
I can't refer to your initial post cos I didn't mention you in my first comment. Besides you that study law very well since and cannot deduce ordinary meaning of fighting for human right of freedom simply because of your wicked nature to oppress the minorities turned its meaning to be treason.

Look here boy I don't have time for your shit so fuckuf

Why would you call igbos minorities? Since. Kanu is fighting for the freedom of igbos.

ehinmowo:
it is wise for anyone that wants to go far in life not to collide with anybody called a pastor (either u perceive his fake or not).

these accusations are careful device of d devil to lure ignorant pple into peril. besides, pple dt are going there did not complain.

in addition, I will not be looking while some bastards are reigning insult on my father.

Na pastor chris born you?

oje20:
is because they do not hear En
glish

You mean they are deaf?

mensdept:
Thats the question of the day..billions have been released and budgeted from OBJ time. What are the governors/sinators doing about it

Stella oduah initiated and started the project with chinese loan from exim bank I think. By now they should be atleast 85% complete but hey this is naija, and don't be suprised if they change the completion date again.

CFCfan:
Meanwhile, Amaechi says the 5 new international terminals will be completed in Dec 2016.

Why is it taking so long to complete?

fhelihx:
Mk I go buy one for orange island too!

Do you know there is actually an orange island in lagos?
The land reclamation is still ongoing.

DaBullIT:
I remember eating a particular pepper ...



I couldn't breath for about 15 seconds ,



It felt like someone cut a vein in my lungs


Can you guess the name of the pepper ?

Lol! Aligator pepper

dominique:
Nigeria did not play against Senegal so what's their business in the stadium? Pictorial evidence would have made this story more believable.

Senegal is the host of the tournament.

Evathyst:
I have decided to follow city! I have decided to follow city!! I have decided to follow city!!!
No turning back, no turning back.



Chelsea! Adieu! I'm now a city fan!

#Still a chelsea fan in exile#

Unpredictable city abi na leicester city which one? City plenty o

Edit

First ever?

Are u targeting me too? Why hide my post abi I don break rule too

Can't we just find a permanent solution to all these ? I've been saying this for the past 4 days

We can't continue like this

Don't give up

Classicool:
What happened to Ajimobi was luck... Him too knew it.... That's why when he was giving his thanksgiving speech he said he couldn't believe him that he would return....

But if was the right structure why didn't Alao Akala returned in 2011 despite the fact that PDP almost swept all vote in both Senate,Reps except Gov... So there's nothing like right structure.... If it's right structure why did APC lose chunk of their reps in oke-ogun and ibadan though some later decamp...

No structure No victory.... Ajimobi had the right structure

modath2:
No regret begging, I like this thread, don't want it to die cos i felt the cajoling (after baring my mind will do what hard stance would not, i even mailed the mods. )but have a feeling things are never going to be the same again, feelings & emotions have been bruised...

When the off NL resource is created , Let me know... Minus this thread , i don't have business here, E war isn't my thing...

Cc, interloper, CabbieAC, Mayoroflagos, Shymm3x, zimoni, belmont,9jacrip, iyaiode et al.... #ghostmode activated..

lol! It's belmot... I hope you are not leaving too

I hope everything gets back to normal pretty soon

jstbeinhonest:
i didn't even know that seun had responded to our complaints......aare kindly change the name of the thread.

Why should he?