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Religion / Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Belthazor(m): 11:00pm On Jan 31, 2017
Genesis 38: 8 - 10




God forced Onan to sleep with his brother's wife and cum in her vagina and when he spilled his sëmen on the ground, God killed him.






Why is God such a pervert?

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Religion / Re: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by Belthazor(m): 7:45pm On Jan 31, 2017
peacesamuel94:



[s]In the first place other animals were not created to be immortal, Man had that privilege because he was created after God's likeness.
If not God wouldn't have instructed man to kill them and use them for food. [/s]
Address the OP.


Thanks.
Religion / Re: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by Belthazor(m): 3:36pm On Jan 29, 2017
It's amazing how Nairaland's christians are failing to answer my simple question.

How did animals offend God that he cursed them with painful childbirth? cheesy

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Religion / Re: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by Belthazor(m): 12:13pm On Jan 29, 2017
ojun50:
so i jst lied that wht u are saying eh
The bible is a lie.
Religion / Re: If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by Belthazor(m): 11:53pm On Jan 28, 2017
ojun50:
I don't think animals feel pains if u hv watch or seen wen most animal give birth they do it very easy with out d help of any one
False. Animals do feel pain.

Check out this painful goat delivery.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBICHpVNSlM

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Religion / If God Punished Eve With Painful Childbirth, Why Do Animals Feel Pain by Belthazor(m): 11:28pm On Jan 28, 2017
God apparently punished women through Eve with painful childbirth because of sin.


Why then do animals feel pain while giving birth? What sin did they commit against God?

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Romance / Re: Pictures From Nairaland Get Together Party by Belthazor(m): 2:42pm On Jan 04, 2017
Such hideous pictures! Why are Nigerians fückïng hideous?

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Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 8:07pm On Jan 01, 2017
Mimzyy:


Never was...

Attended a christian secondary school.
Would you then change your religion for love?
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 1:46pm On Jan 01, 2017
Mimzyy:


I am a muslim with a deep christian background so i understand both tenets smiley.
You mean you were a Christian before and then converted to Islam?
Romance / Re: Help Mimzzy Saw My Thing And Fainted by Belthazor(m): 12:07am On Jan 01, 2017
smellingmenses:
How do I insert when sight alone made her faint?
cheesygrin
Romance / Re: Nairaland Crossover Night 2016 !!!! by Belthazor(m): 11:09pm On Dec 31, 2016
Happy new year from South Africa! cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by Belthazor(m): 2:35pm On Dec 27, 2016
MrCork:




^^^^I think she ran bakkkto south Africa. ..Thank me later!! wink
Why do you keep on getting your online tutor banned, you ungrateful little dörk?


Today's lesson: Differentiating between male and female.

The " m " at the tail end of my alias represents the male gender. A male is referred to as he, while a female is referred to as she.
Romance / Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by Belthazor(m): 5:43pm On Dec 22, 2016
teamv:
afrikaans or u.s.a
I'm from South Africa, bhai, not the States.
Romance / Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by Belthazor(m): 4:00pm On Dec 22, 2016
MrCork:




..she wazz Dan skin actually....she had a serrrrrriooous boooooobsi we call *love at first site* angry
The correct word is sight.



I have taken it upon myself to personally educate you, free of charge. grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by Belthazor(m): 3:15pm On Dec 22, 2016
MrCork:






..am in London..you in Nigeria

..I have pounds sterlin..you hav Naira (nada)

..I Drive range..you drive Okadsa

...next time I gorrrro church..I will pray for you (no oofese)
angry
You are in Nigeria whilst I am in South Africa.

Your pitiful claim of being in London sounds as believable as you claiming to be a Harvard graduate who majored in English when you've gained notoriety for shredding and mincing the English language like meat. grin grin

And the Range Rover toy you received in one of Nigerian orphanages is not something you should be bragging about in a forum you hydrocephalus sufferer with shït in your brain! grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Black Chicks ALWAYS Rude? .. WHY? by Belthazor(m): 2:42pm On Dec 22, 2016
MrCork:




...son I under stand English is not your first language but doseint *come here* mean *come here* in English? .....do you need gooooogle trannnnlate?
Are you confuse? (No ofense)
embarassed
Rule 21

Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Why do you keep on violating the aforementioned rule, son?

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Music/Radio / Re: A Nairalander Drops A Hot Hip Hop Song by Belthazor(m): 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2016
harristo:
I just listened to the song, and I think it's a great one - I thought that I was listening to lil wayne.
I judge it great enough to be added to the collection of songs on my pc.
The highlighted text is actually a big insult to Lil Wayne.
Romance / Re: Official Romance Section End Of The Year Awards, 2016(nomination Thread). by Belthazor(m): 3:39pm On Dec 21, 2016
Everyone is nominating a Mamagee as Troll of The Year. I wish to see this Mamagee in action .
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 3:15pm On Dec 21, 2016
ItsQuinn, do you got bush down there, or you got a bald pussy?

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