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Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 2:53pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
soulpiano23:You seem upset over the fact that I did not attach a picture of my big penïs for the benefit of closeted qüeers like yourself. |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 1:19pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
NickleTheory:I see one of my posts has been hidden. Did you rat me to the moderators? |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 12:35am On Dec 21, 2016 |
Vernomouslezz:The dictionary currently sitting on your lap in the same fashion that your boyfriend does when you two rock the lap dance sëx position isn't automatically going to compel us into thinking you actually possess a brain, my son. It's a fact universally acknowledged that you're an anencephaly victim who defied all odds and surprised doctors whom were convinced you'd never live beyond two hours. Those redundant and insipid parental insults qualifies as a home-remedy for insomnia. Those who battle falling asleep should peruse your sleep-inducing shït to overcome their morbid sleeping disorder. How exactly are you pummeling me you delusional piece of idiotic shït when I've been ruthlessly punching your large head and left you with severe concussions with cerebral edema and subdural haematoma! And that should teach you not to pick up a fight with your sensei. I mean, come on son, I trained you to be this vociferous and after all that hard work you want to betray your sensei and act like you always had a backbone? The shït you see in the movies where Jackie Chan beats up the master that trained him only happens there and nowhere else. What your optical illussion is steering you toward is a route that has a cliff ahead. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 11:06pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
TheInkredible:Those pre-written mother insults are not going to restore the teeth you lost when my iron fist met the side of your jaw. I mean, even your face still looks like a piece of meat that's been through the grinder one too many times after those repeated shots I took at your pitiful self few hours ago! I'm, however, willing to be merciful toward your pitiful soul if you promise to collect the debris of what was once a set of your teeth and dispose of it in the nearest hole you can find including the abyss attached to your body which your boyfriend uses to acquire sexual pleasure at the expense of you bending for him! Those parental insults are slowly becoming monotonous. Be creative, son! 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 10:52pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
TheInkredible:Yawn. What a weakling this cümstain is! Your insults carry the weight of a pregnant whöre after miscarriage. Beating me is so far out of the realm of possibility it is not even worth considering, son. You'd never pull it off in the next 50 years even if I stuck around in this forum waiting for you to locate a spare pair of nuts in the depths of your ärsehöle. I've already kicked your teeth so far down your throat, you'll wake up tomorrow morning to stick a toothbrush up your asshöle. You're responding within seconds as you're a lifeless dörk with nothing to do beyond the parameters of this forum. All you have been doing is copying your dear diary entries which you wrote concerning your mother's revolting lifestyle and the innumerable men who enters and exit your mother's bedroom, and using that as a helping hand to insult your sensei, Belthazor. Sadly I'm relentlessly and mercilessly ridiculing those entries and making you see the insignificance of what you thought was an artform deeply embedded within you! Stick to slobbering all over your boyfriend's phällus as you're devoid of the intellectual prowess to think since the size of your big head does not represent the size of what is inside of it unfortunately. What do you have under your ragged belt except pre-written dear diary entries about your mother? 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 9:16pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
TheInkredible:How can you possibly finish someone who has effortlessly reduced your teeth to the point where you qualify to be a pensioner? Everyone can see that you are no match for me and this fantasy driven retorts of you having the capability and the intellectual prowess to beat your sensei is simply a fallacy which you seek solace from to avoid embracing the fact that you're as much of a formidable opponent as a legless man at a kickboxing match. 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 9:09pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
TheInkredible:You see that mini- paragraph which you burped out of your filthy mouth which is notoriously known for sücking shïtstain off another man's ärsehöle is as short as the pink mini-skirt that you're currently wearing. It's quite amusing to see you in a quandary and not knowing how to counter my latter retort. You've now resorted to regaling the audience with stories of how your mother's vägina the size of a mola mola' mouth met it's fate at the hands of innumerable big-bellied men in Mpumalanga! Your mother is nationally known as a çöçk-juggling whöre whose legs automatically swings open upon seeing a penïs like an automatic door. Her dying wish will undoubtedly be to have a have a penïs-shaped tombstone engraved with the words" Here lies a whöre with a master's degree in pröstitution" Indeed, son, you have met your death today, as I'm ripping you limb to limb with ease to the delight of the spectators who are standing on the sideline awaiting the date of your funeral since they all can see that I'm wrestling with a dying donkey. Pathetic son of a dying whöre. 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 6:35pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
TheInkredible:I honestly couldn't make head or tail of the premium load of bullshït you typed above. Your introduction and up until the end is a personification of rubbish and a solid reminder of what I flushed down the toilet few hours ago. That absurd paragraph triggers an urge to vomit to those who find themselves in an unfortunate position to read your sleep-inducing ancestors insults. You're actually tripping on your own untied shoelaces and falling headfirst into a wasteland of your recycled nonsensical insults which due to your optical illusion you misconstrue them as insults worthy of a rebuttal. And the fact that I'm retaliating could be why you are under the misconception that they beckon or nudges one to honor them with a response. And that isn't entirely the case. The sole reason why I'm here investing my time in kicking you black and blue is to drum into your hollow skull the fact that you should steer clear of the path that my boots walks upon as they've an inclination of engraving their prints across your rear end for the amusement of the audience and totally to your dismay. The word zulu is forever burned into your brain because it perhaps translates to ' belt ' in your nigerian language which is the whipping tool that your boyfriend use when you two partake in a BDŞM fetish. That way it'd explain why the word in question constantly comes out of your mouth as much often as your boyfriend's penïs does! The saddest part of all this is the fact that as much as you want to deny kneeling horizontally on a mat to give your boyfriend, judeefcc, who is currently rocking a pair of pink pom poms and cheering for your idiocy, a föreskin-tickling blowjöb, it will only put up as much of a fight as your mother's hymen did to prevent your conception. 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 4:51pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
TheInkredible:You're randomly choosing words off a tattered dictionary strewn across the dusty shelf cooped inside the shack you dwell as an underhanded tactic to hoodwink the onlookers into a misguided belief that you actually possess a brain, TheInkredible! No formula was used on any woman by you . I mean, who in this forum isn't aware of the well-documented fact that you instantly spun on your pink high heels and run for your life upon spotting a vagïna? When you ended your retort with the question " Why the fück do you think you bear your mothers father's name " I honestly and personally thought it was a self-reflection question you were introspectively challenging yourself with! And since the shoe fits your foot, I'll leave that question for you to bluntly answer with sincerity! 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:10am On Dec 20, 2016 |
profjossy2:Giving mouth action to random men by your hood is your mother's area of expertisé. She has been trained in the art of deep-thröating even the largest cöçks! I'm not the type to turn the other cheek when idiots like you type a premium load of bullshït my way as if my phone has a special toilet handle attached to it that enables me to flush the shït coming out of your mouth! |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:01am On Dec 20, 2016 |
TheBossLadyK:You are making zero sense. Sue your teachers for every penny they've got for molding you into the stupid dork that you are today. I beg your pardon for my misleading legal advice above! Of course your teachers did the best they could in molding you into an intellectual individual. Their efforts, however, bore no fruit since attempting to educate a twit with shït for brains is akin to nailing jelly to a tree. |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 10:39am On Dec 20, 2016 |
ItsQuinn, do you talk dirty in bed? |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 1:29am On Dec 20, 2016 |
EmmzyWhite:That, my son, is a self reflection question which you should answer yourself with sincerity. But what I can tell you is that you wouldn't make it in the top 2 million of people who are capable of thinking since you have cow pats for a brain! |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 1:15am On Dec 20, 2016 |
vicstar:I'm sure your gaping ärsëhøle is currently playing the role of a brain evidenced by the big, heaping piece of shït you typed above. What a stupid shïtstain you are, kid. |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 12:54am On Dec 20, 2016 |
Nonsreal:Your feeble attempt at insulting your master, Belthazor, is not going to automatically alter the well recognized fact that your father served your mother with divorce papers two seconds after he realized she had given birth to an anencephaly victim, a dingbat with no brain! Your blobfish lookalike mother is now compelled to stand on street corners of your town wearing a placard emblazoned with the words" R10 per round" all in an attempt to put food on the table. Stupid son of a shameless harlöt with a vägina deeper than the Atlantic Ocean where the Titanic met it's fate in 1912! Check Nonsreal mom's twin below.
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Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 12:02am On Dec 20, 2016 |
ItsQuinn:If you're fortunate enough to find yourself in my bed, I'll make you feel like a virgin. Send an E-mail if you wish to see my big penïs. I don't chase after girls, they chase after me, you got that chick? |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:49pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
ItsQuinn:I don't approach girls. They approach me. They beg me to fück them. Send a request to see my çöck via E-mail. |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:39pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
ItsQuinn:Send an E-mail. |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:26pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
dikerebel:There are no villages in South Africa. |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:07pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
kusimore:English, or shut your mouth. |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:06pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
I knew this thread would offend dudes who are small in the penïs department. Take Xanax, idiots. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:04pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
TheBossLadyK:Go to church, and receive a brain. |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 10:06pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
sekundosekundo:It's not my fault that I have been touched by the hand of God in the penïs department, bruv. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 10:04pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
SINZ:Yeah, no surprise there. Whenever I start talking about my big penïs, smaller dudes like you instantly get depressed. |
Romance / I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 9:39pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
I have come to the realization that I have the biggest penïs in the world. Every girl I have slept with has commented on the size of my penïs, and always in a positive manner. Of these girls around half of them claimed that it was the biggest penïs they had ever seen, the other said they yowled in pain while peeing few hours after a sexual encounter with my big penïs. All my friends are smaller than me. Just the other day, a female friend tried disproving my claim that I have the biggest çöck in the world by showing me magazine pictures. But photo-shop exists, and I have seen evidence of pictures of penïses being enlarged through photoShop. I have not seen any evidence to suggest that all of these pictures have not been enlarged through Photoshop. So, I win. I have seen a porn video in which the males prosthetic large phallus falls off, to reveal a penïs smaller than my own. I have not seen any evidence to suggest this method of penïs enlargement is not used in all pornographic films. So, my claim stands. I am the biggest in the world. I would post a picture of my big anaconda but I don't want Nigerian gay men checking my penïs out. I am, however, willing to send evidence to the females via Email. |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 9:37pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Mimzyy:I'm lazy, baby. |
Romance / Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 9:11pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Mimzyy, is there a possibility you're a virgin? |
Romance / Re: Meet Africa's Best Twerker(pictures&video) by Belthazor(m): 9:01pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
falconey:She's dangerous! |
Romance / Re: Meet Africa's Best Twerker(pictures&video) by Belthazor(m): 8:45pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
If she can settle for a small phallus like that, it means she's in it for the money. |
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