Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes.......65RC-67RC by benedictjohn(m): 5:29pm On May 13, 2015 |
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Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes.......65RC-67RC by benedictjohn(m): 1:34pm On May 13, 2015 |
Madawaki01: it's stil owk As I saw ur name, I knew u were from adamawa state, thatl makes us to b brothers from same state. About what u said,I wanna re-phrase sumtin. someone who writes any subject which he didnt write in either waec nor jamb, wont b accepted. what m saying z that, what ever u write in NDA exam, must tally with both ur waec and jamb result. looking forward to seeing u in the interview. *Drops pen*, *folds mat*, *Runs out of the room* |
Culture › Difference Between A Boy And A Girl When Conversing. by benedictjohn(op): 6:43am On May 11, 2015 |
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today? Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet. *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS John: Bastard how far? Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father? John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko? Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey come charge phone. John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beerat.. Francis: Idiot like U. Later now! *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime. Francis:John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back. TRUE or FALSE...?? |
Celebrities › Re: Ene Lawani & Sylvia Nduka Hang Out Together (photos) by benedictjohn(m): 11:59am On May 09, 2015 |
,I dedicate these plot of land to the outgoing president, for immediate construction of English grammer school.#GodBlessPej, |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pic Of The Day! by benedictjohn(m): 11:48am On May 09, 2015 |
m I D only one dat has read dis letter b4? op, dis is ur handwork, and its not funny at all.. I hv got d original letter in my room... |
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes.......65RC-67RC by benedictjohn(m): 11:30pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
I scored 234 and I havent received any message from NDA yet... hope all z movin well abi |
Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by benedictjohn(m): 8:10pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
Jonah be like "since I failed, den I must repeat" otueke awaits you sir.... |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Defeats Buhari In All Cross River LGAs by benedictjohn(m): 7:00pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
buhari z winning dis election,dats painful truth.... |
Politics › Re: Picture Of Fashola Watching The Announcement Of INEC Results by benedictjohn(m): 6:51pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
I DEDICATE THIS SPACE TO THE INCOMING PRESIDENT/VICE OF NIGERIA. GMB/PYO... WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING U IN ASO ROCK SOON ENOUGH... peace yoh |
Travel › Re: Nigerians Rushing Out Of The Country Few Days To Election by benedictjohn(m): 7:50am On Mar 26, 2015 |
heavy weight lie... |
Pets › Re: Diary of my Dog Cooper. by benedictjohn(m): 7:48am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Seun: All oils are liquid, but they usually put it in a transparent capsule. You can puncture the capsule and mix the oil inside it with the dog's food. |
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 9:29pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
blym4real: Incorrect reg number pls.. help me check... 56166909ba |
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 8:44pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
blym4real: Incorrect reg number pls try it again... its d right reg no 56166909BA |
Education › Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by benedictjohn(m): 7:44pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
pls guys.. help me check my result 56166909ba |
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 7:41pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
pls help me check....56166909ba |
Education › Re: Finally Jamb Release Results Of 12th March 2015 by benedictjohn(m): 7:37pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
dharay99: no result yet. pls help me check.. 56166909ba.. pls |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Leaves Mass Of Throat-slit Corpses Near Nigerian Town - YAHOO NEWS by benedictjohn(m): 11:58am On Mar 21, 2015 |
alexitohan2020: The problem of Boko Haram was ignorant and negligence of our leaders.... For this 6 weeks of fight, the FG had really shown concern, and it means things can improve under the GEJ Administration. God bless GEJ God bless Nigeria God bless Us he was in sit for 6 rough years without taming dis bokoharam dudes. just cos of election, he is nw doing wat he would hv done long ago. I was in support of Jonathan ystday, bt having thought of his actions towards taming dis dudes and d misleading of Nigeria, I hqve decided to take my PVC and vote him out.. I personally bought a car to take him to otueke where he belongs.. and bring in d change which we need. #JustMyOwnOpinion. #SaiBaba. #QuoteNoFight. |
Celebrities › Re: My Opinion: Kiss Daniel Is Way Handsome Than Korede Bello by benedictjohn(m): 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
my pick is on kiss Daniel... |
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 7:29pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz: Nope!
Its just not released yet.
Would b released later TNx... hlp check dis.55471517ah |
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 6:21pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz: No Result Yet! tnx... is it dat dy'v seized d result or what |
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 6:12pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
LogoDWhiz: No Result Yet! pls help me. 56166909ba |
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 6:08pm On Mar 17, 2015 |
GenerousLord: Nnamani Cornelius
Aggregate = 230 Chemistry = 63;Physics = 63;Mathematics = 62;Use of English = 42; pls bros help me check... 56166909BA |
Fashion › Re: . by benedictjohn(op): 6:32pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Pinkiedearie: Ugly??..if this is true,then he is rather a coward!.RIP man.. he aint dat bad tho.... |
Fashion › . by benedictjohn(op): 6:18pm On Mar 16, 2015*. Modified: 12:48am On Sep 08, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Police Arrest Suspects With 13, 000 Pvcs In Benue, Benin by benedictjohn(m): 12:12am On Feb 28, 2015 |
oga Jonah |
Politics › Re: Popular Musician Duncan Mighty Knocks Buhari Hard by benedictjohn(m): 12:11am On Feb 28, 2015 |
dis dude seriously need prayers... #change |
Politics › Re: Military Releases Pics Of Weapons Seized From BH After Recapturing territories by benedictjohn(m): 12:10am On Feb 28, 2015 |
good one gallant soldiers... you guys need to *CHANGE* uniforms |
Politics › Re: AIG In Fresh Plot With Top PDP Officials To Rig Election (sahara Reporters) by benedictjohn(m): 12:08am On Feb 28, 2015 |
who has 50 naira change? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Meet The Sexiest Man With A Sexy Make-up by benedictjohn(m): 12:03am On Feb 28, 2015 |
so cute.... |
Health › Re: . by benedictjohn(op): 2:59pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Jackeeh: 1. Be absolutely sure there's no infection. If there is, take some medication. 2. Good hygiene is highly recommended. 3. Instead of toilet paper, use just water. 4. Avoid using ANY SOAP whatsoever to wash the anal region. Yes. No soap. Just water 5. With a neat towel(specifically for that purpose), clean the anal region with warm water + salt bd 6. When last did you deworm yourself? 7. Shave off all anal hair( if at all there's any). They can harbour lice which may be the culprit here. I recommend Veet hair removal cream 8. No deodorant allowed as well
The above is borne out of experience. The day I mistakenly stopped using soap to wash d anal region was the day my relieve began. When the iitching stopped, I tried using soad on the arean again. Guess what? The itching came on again. So no more soap. Just water. Warm water. Lots of it. thanks alot sir, I really appreciate.. m gonna giv it a try |
Health › . by benedictjohn(op): 2:30pm On Feb 08, 2015*. Modified: 12:45am On Sep 08, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies : Can You Do This On Your Wedding Day? (pics) by benedictjohn(m): 4:43pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
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