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Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes.......65RC-67RC by benedictjohn(m): 5:29pm On May 13, 2015
stevosky07:
he is 4rm Oyo State bro
ok. tnx
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes.......65RC-67RC by benedictjohn(m): 1:34pm On May 13, 2015
Madawaki01:
it's stil owk
As I saw ur name, I knew u were from adamawa state, thatl makes us to b brothers from same state. About what u said,I wanna re-phrase sumtin. someone who writes any subject which he didnt write in either waec nor jamb, wont b accepted. what m saying z that, what ever u write in NDA exam, must tally with both ur waec and jamb result. looking forward to seeing u in the interview. *Drops pen*, *folds mat*, *Runs out of the room*
Culture › Difference Between A Boy And A Girl When Conversing. by benedictjohn(op): 6:43am On May 11, 2015
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a
lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you
that I will pay you a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great
pleasure to have you. I will be
expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl
again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here
again, she thinks I will buy her drinks
with my money again, she must be
joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama
nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house? I dey come charge
phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money
come make we drink beerat..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at
times but always great companion
anytime.
Francis:John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each
other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but
they will always have each other's
back.
TRUE or FALSE...??
Celebrities › Re: Ene Lawani & Sylvia Nduka Hang Out Together (photos) by benedictjohn(m): 11:59am On May 09, 2015
,I dedicate these plot of land to the outgoing president, for immediate construction of English grammer school.#GodBlessPej,
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pic Of The Day! by benedictjohn(m): 11:48am On May 09, 2015
m I D only one dat has read dis letter b4? op, dis is ur handwork, and its not funny at all.. I hv got d original letter in my room...
Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes.......65RC-67RC by benedictjohn(m): 11:30pm On Apr 14, 2015
I scored 234 and I havent received any message from NDA yet... hope all z movin well abi
Politics › Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by benedictjohn(m): 8:10pm On Mar 30, 2015
Jonah be like "since I failed, den I must repeat" otueke awaits you sir....
Politics › Re: Jonathan Defeats Buhari In All Cross River LGAs by benedictjohn(m): 7:00pm On Mar 30, 2015
buhari z winning dis election,dats painful truth....
Politics › Re: Picture Of Fashola Watching The Announcement Of INEC Results by benedictjohn(m): 6:51pm On Mar 30, 2015
I DEDICATE THIS SPACE TO THE INCOMING PRESIDENT/VICE OF NIGERIA. GMB/PYO... WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING U IN ASO ROCK SOON ENOUGH... peace yoh
Travel › Re: Nigerians Rushing Out Of The Country Few Days To Election by benedictjohn(m): 7:50am On Mar 26, 2015
heavy weight lie...
Pets › Re: Diary of my Dog Cooper. by benedictjohn(m): 7:48am On Mar 26, 2015
Seun:
All oils are liquid, but they usually put it in a transparent capsule. You can puncture the capsule and mix the oil inside it with the dog's food.
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 9:29pm On Mar 22, 2015
blym4real:
Incorrect reg number
pls.. help me check... 56166909ba
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 8:44pm On Mar 22, 2015
blym4real:
Incorrect reg number
pls try it again... its d right reg no 56166909BA
Education › Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by benedictjohn(m): 7:44pm On Mar 22, 2015
pls guys.. help me check my result 56166909ba
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 7:41pm On Mar 22, 2015
pls help me check....56166909ba
Education › Re: Finally Jamb Release Results Of 12th March 2015 by benedictjohn(m): 7:37pm On Mar 22, 2015
dharay99:
no result yet.
pls help me check.. 56166909ba.. pls
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Leaves Mass Of Throat-slit Corpses Near Nigerian Town - YAHOO NEWS by benedictjohn(m): 11:58am On Mar 21, 2015
alexitohan2020:
The problem of Boko Haram was ignorant and negligence of our leaders....
For this 6 weeks of fight, the FG had really shown concern, and it means things can improve under the GEJ Administration.
God bless GEJ
God bless Nigeria
God bless Us
he was in sit for 6 rough years without taming dis bokoharam dudes. just cos of election, he is nw doing wat he would hv done long ago. I was in support of Jonathan ystday, bt having thought of his actions towards taming dis dudes and d misleading of Nigeria, I hqve decided to take my PVC and vote him out.. I personally bought a car to take him to otueke where he belongs.. and bring in d change which we need. #JustMyOwnOpinion. #SaiBaba. #QuoteNoFight.
Celebrities › Re: My Opinion: Kiss Daniel Is Way Handsome Than Korede Bello by benedictjohn(m): 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2015
my pick is on kiss Daniel...
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 7:29pm On Mar 17, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Nope!

Its just not released yet.

Would b released later
TNx... hlp check dis.55471517ah
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 6:21pm On Mar 17, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
No Result Yet!
tnx... is it dat dy'v seized d result or what
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 6:12pm On Mar 17, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
No Result Yet!
pls help me. 56166909ba
Education › Re: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by benedictjohn(m): 6:08pm On Mar 17, 2015
GenerousLord:
Nnamani Cornelius

Aggregate = 230 Chemistry = 63;Physics = 63;Mathematics = 62;Use of English = 42;
pls bros help me check... 56166909BA
Fashion › Re: . by benedictjohn(op): 6:32pm On Mar 16, 2015
Pinkiedearie:
Ugly??..if this is true,then he is rather a coward!.RIP man..
he aint dat bad tho....
Fashion › . by benedictjohn(op):
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Politics › Re: Police Arrest Suspects With 13, 000 Pvcs In Benue, Benin by benedictjohn(m): 12:12am On Feb 28, 2015
oga Jonah
Politics › Re: Popular Musician Duncan Mighty Knocks Buhari Hard by benedictjohn(m): 12:11am On Feb 28, 2015
dis dude seriously need prayers... #change
Politics › Re: Military Releases Pics Of Weapons Seized From BH After Recapturing territories by benedictjohn(m): 12:10am On Feb 28, 2015
good one gallant soldiers... you guys need to *CHANGE* uniforms
Politics › Re: AIG In Fresh Plot With Top PDP Officials To Rig Election (sahara Reporters) by benedictjohn(m): 12:08am On Feb 28, 2015
who has 50 naira change?
Jokes Etc › Re: Meet The Sexiest Man With A Sexy Make-up by benedictjohn(m): 12:03am On Feb 28, 2015
so cute....
Health › Re: . by benedictjohn(op): 2:59pm On Feb 08, 2015
Jackeeh:
1. Be absolutely sure there's no infection. If there is, take some medication.
2. Good hygiene is highly recommended.
3. Instead of toilet paper, use just water.
4. Avoid using ANY SOAP whatsoever to wash the anal region. Yes. No soap. Just water
5. With a neat towel(specifically for that purpose), clean the anal region with warm water + salt bd
6. When last did you deworm yourself?
7. Shave off all anal hair( if at all there's any). They can harbour lice which may be the culprit here. I recommend Veet hair removal cream
8. No deodorant allowed as well

The above is borne out of experience. The day I mistakenly stopped using soap to wash d anal region was the day my relieve began. When the iitching stopped, I tried using soad on the arean again. Guess what? The itching came on again. So no more soap. Just water. Warm water. Lots of it.
thanks alot sir, I really appreciate.. m gonna giv it a try
Health › . by benedictjohn(op):
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Romance › Re: Ladies : Can You Do This On Your Wedding Day? (pics) by benedictjohn(m): 4:43pm On Jan 11, 2015
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