yeah

cool movie it's hot can be bored watching it

it's best dance movie i have seen

cool stuff

Hi everyone

I would like to know thing keeps u going, thing u like doing all the time

thing u do over and over without getting bored

I mean what are your hobbies,

for me it's all about music and sporting

I love watching football and listening to good music

they keep me going any time any where

sometimes i get carried away by them

but how about you what those thing dat keeps u going?

This really funny.

yeah which team do u think will win the cup?

then if u have ur own team in mind then it's no problem.

so tell me which team

hello

it's another week of the champions league

the men is about to be separated from the boys

who will emerge as the champions of euro this 2006/2007 session

which is your favourites club?

Barca, Chlesea, Arsenal, Lyon or Madrid

hello

it's another week of the champions league

the men is about to be separated from the boys

who will emerge as the champions of euro this 2006/2007 session

which is ur favourites club?

Barca, Chlesea, Arsenal, Lyon or Madrid

Hi guys

I was just wondering if this two can be compared?

Hollywood Vs Bollywood

can we compare the two in term of movie production and other things attached?

Hi guys

I was just wondering if this two can be compared?

Hollywood Vs Bollywood

can we compare the two in term of movie production and other things attached?

hey nice one

hey nice one cool research at least u can still smile

hi folks

pls u can add to it if u got something to add

thnx

if u got anything to add pls do

POINTS TO PONDER

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe,

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops,

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker.

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why is it called building when it is already built? If a book about failures sells, is it a success ?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


Ponder on this

A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them.



Mr. Brown, who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news was rather hesitant to accept it at its face value. So he sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown. When the reporter came, Mr. Brown was away and his wife was alone at home. The following interesting conversation took place between the reporter and Mrs. Brown:



Reporter : Does Mr. Brown Live here?

Mrs. Brown : Oh! Yes.



Reporter : Is he in?

Mrs. Brown : Why no, he went somewhere.



Reporter : Is it true that he owns a twelve pound nugget of gold? Mrs. Brown : (Seeing the joke) Yes, indeed.



Reporter: Can I see the place where he found it?

Mrs. Brown : I am afraid, not because Mr. Brown objects in as much as it is strictly private.



Reporter : Is the place far?

Mrs. Brown : No, it is quite near and convenient.



Reporter : How many years has Mr. Brown been digging the hole? Mrs. Brown : Just for about ten months.



Reporter : Is the hole deep?

Mrs. Brown : Quite so,



Reporter : Has Mr. Brown reached the bottom of it?

Mrs. Brown : Not yet, but he is coming near,



Reporter : At about what time does Mr. Brown starts digging? Mrs. Brown

: Oh, he does his digging mostly at night.



Reporter : Does he work hard on it?

Mrs. Brown : You bet, and how he perspires.



Reporter : Is Mr. Brown the first to dig?

Mrs. Brown : He thought he was,



Reporter : How do you know there was someone ahead of him?

Mrs. Brown : I am in a good position to say so, because I own the place.



Reporter : Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr. Brown?

Mrs. Brown : No, but for the present, he has the legal title to the site, with my consent.



Reporter : Has Mr. Brown any helper when he works on the claim? Mrs. Brown : Yes, I work under him,



Reporter : When do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place? Mrs. Brown : I think not because he enjoys working on it.



Reporter : Can I see the twelve pound nugget of gold?

Mrs. Brown : Yes, certainly (and she showed him the twelve pound baby boy).



P.S.: The reporter had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance.

@yetimama

Thnx llove u too

cheers

hi Angel-chi i sent u a mail don't know if u got or not. Well i'm a Witness too

I will like chat with u, i'm always online week days my mail id & yahoo messenger is benjaminatobisan@yahoo.com

i'll be expectin to hear 4rm u

take care

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GIRL

WHEN U COME ACROSS A GIRL U LIKE TO DATE, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING U LOOK FOR?

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president t started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer a and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you
should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

Hi my name is ben, I'm about a month old in nairaland. All i can say is it's been great been a Nairalander.

thnx cosmorpel

hi chi i'm a witness r u one?

talk 2 me

hahaha

INSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.

It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. C an you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will override conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware.

Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. T hey will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

God/Tech Support: You're welcome, I'm here anytime.

was it not there? i thought it was there u saw it!

where r u talkin about? baboonboard

A VERY SHY GUY GOES INTO A PUB ON VALENTINE'S DAY NIGHT AND SEES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SITTING ALONE AT THE BAR.AFTER AN HOUR OF GATHERING UP HIS COURAGE HE FINALLY GOES OVER TO HER AND ASKS TENTATIVELY, "UM, WOULD YOU MIND IF I BUY YOU A DRINK?"SHE RESPONDS BY YELLING, AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, "NO, I WON'T SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT!"EVERYONE IN THE PUB IS NOW STARING AT THEM. NATURALLY, THE GUY IS HOPELESS AND COMPLETELY EMBARRASSED AND HE WENT BACK TO HIS TABLE TOTALLY RED FACED.AFTER A FEW MINUTES, THE WOMAN WALKS OVER TO HIM AND APOLOGISES. SHE SMILES AT HIM AND SAYS, "I'M REALLY SORRY IF I EMBARRASSED YOU JUST THEN. YOU SEE, I'M A GRADUATE STUDENT IN PSYCHOLOGY AND I'M STUDYING HOW PEOPLE RESPOND TO EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS "THE MAN RESPONDS, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, "NO I'LL NOT PAY".

HUSBAND COMES FROM CHURCH; GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE CARRIES HER AROUND THE HOUSE. THE WIFE IS SO SURPRISED AND ASKS "DID THE PASTOR PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC"? THE HUSBAND SAID " NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS.