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is there any keyboard that uses usb

my keyboard port is not workin anymore and i'm thinking if there is any thing like that just like mouse that uses usb

@ Bobbyaf

Wat's ur argument now?

@ all the JW's

How did u enjoy the convention "follow christ"?

@kattrina

I pray Jah strenghten u more so dat u can do his work, just keep prayin too

I'm also preparin my so as to be a full time pioneer soon so dat i can do more in d ministry

@biife r u a witness too?

dat's nice
am a baptised M.s i just read ur response to the tread

hi guy wat nice a discussion

@debomb ands kattrina r u both jw members

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president t started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer a and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you
should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

raid

rain

link

sick

nick

pink

ooh sorry she never knew how good her girls are

american: tupac, nas, eminem, cingy, j-zay, LL cool J, nelly, kanye west, ja rule

nigerians: rugged man, freestlye, eediris abdulkarem
,

how bout Gbenga adeyinka gcfr, ali baba, julius agu, mr. latin nkem owoh, baba ijesh in niger, basket mouth too
talking bout americans chris rock, jamie fox, bill cosby, chris talker, Mr. bean

@ugwumba

thnx a lot

hey man this is weird stuff

cool story, good one

nice

funny stuff

he was ok after then

hahaha funny

@iice u r everywhere

how come

may be he's not a nigerian

@free

u r a of chelsea?

up blues up shepe

blues 4 life

i guess others r just trying to copy hollywood

i also do not know but that was d news i heard

@iice

where do we place the chinese movies industry

when holloywood, bollywood and nollywood are placed1st 2nd and 3rd respctively?

@soulpatrol

i don't it's wrong to ask bout what u don't know

moreover you don't expect everybody to know everything

i also love watching movies

mostly american movies

@lanreDaMan

are u a pro chess player?

coz i want learn how play it

HUSBAND COMES FROM CHURCH; GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE CARRIES HER AROUND THE HOUSE. THE WIFE IS SO SURPRISED AND ASKS "DID THE PASTOR PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC"? THE HUSBAND SAID “NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS.

An airplane flying has some problems. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw everything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caribbean’s on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad.”Dad, what are we?" (Dad) Shhhhhhhh "Tonight so son, we are Zulus.