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Computers / Are There Keyboards With Usb Cords? by Benheart1(m): 12:54pm On Apr 03, 2008
is there any keyboard that uses usb

my keyboard port is not workin anymore and i'm thinking if there is any thing like that just like mouse that uses usb
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses And Cash by Benheart1(m): 1:05pm On Dec 31, 2007
@ Bobbyaf

Wat's ur argument now?
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses And Cash by Benheart1(m): 4:02pm On Dec 28, 2007
@ all the JW's

How did u enjoy the convention "follow christ"?
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses And Cash by Benheart1(m): 4:00pm On Dec 28, 2007
@kattrina

I pray Jah strenghten u more so dat u can do his work, just keep prayin too

I'm also preparin my so as to be a full time pioneer soon so dat i can do more in d ministry
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses And Cash by Benheart1(m): 2:43pm On Dec 27, 2007
@biife r u a witness too?
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses And Cash by Benheart1(m): 2:24pm On Dec 27, 2007
dat's nice
am a baptised M.s i just read ur response to the tread
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses And Cash by Benheart1(m): 2:05pm On Dec 27, 2007
hi guy wat nice a discussion

@debomb ands kattrina r u both jw members
Jokes Etc / Best Bet by Benheart1(m): 6:48pm On Aug 14, 2007
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank
because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied,
"$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president t started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer a and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you
should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by Benheart1(m): 5:29pm On Jun 13, 2007
raid
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by Benheart1(m): 5:27pm On Jun 13, 2007
rain
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by Benheart1(m): 6:30pm On Jun 07, 2007
link
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by Benheart1(m): 6:01pm On Jun 07, 2007
sick
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by Benheart1(m): 5:56pm On Jun 07, 2007
nick
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by Benheart1(m): 5:42pm On Jun 07, 2007
pink
Jokes Etc / Re: Honeymoon Feedback From 3 Virgins. by Benheart1(m): 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2006
ooh sorry she never knew how good her girls are cheesy grin lipsrsealed undecided wink
Music/Radio / Re: Best Rapper: Who Is Yours? by Benheart1(m): 4:47pm On Nov 10, 2006
Ben heart:

americans: tupac, nas, eminem, cingy, j-zay, LL cool J, nelly, kanye west, ja rule

nigerians: rugged man, freestlye, eediris abdulkarem
,
Music/Radio / Re: Best Rapper: Who Is Yours? by Benheart1(m): 4:37pm On Nov 10, 2006
american: tupac, nas, eminem, cingy, j-zay, LL cool J, nelly, kanye west, ja rule

nigerians: rugged man, freestlye, eediris abdulkarem
,
TV/Movies / Re: Who Is The Best Comedian You Know? by Benheart1(m): 12:17pm On Nov 10, 2006
how bout Gbenga adeyinka gcfr, ali baba, julius agu, mr. latin nkem owoh, baba ijesh in niger, basket mouth too
talking bout americans chris rock, jamie fox, bill cosby, chris talker, Mr. bean
Poems For Review / Re: Mistakes by Benheart1(m): 10:38am On Oct 16, 2006
hahaha cheesy cheesy funny man

when a manufacturer makes a mistake it becomes a new product
Jokes Etc / Re: $165,000 Dollar Bet by Benheart1(m): 10:30am On Oct 16, 2006
@ugwumba

thnx a lot cheesy cheesy smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: My Wonderful Story by Benheart1(m): 5:08pm On Oct 13, 2006
hey man this is weird stuff

cool story, good one

nice cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: The Sick Prophet by Benheart1(m): 4:50pm On Oct 13, 2006
funny stuff cheesy smiley

he was ok after then
Jokes Etc / Re: A Gift Of Love by Benheart1(m): 6:05pm On Oct 03, 2006
hahaha funny cheesy grin smiley

@iice u r everywhere

how come
Jokes Etc / Re: Passengers by Benheart1(m): 11:35am On Oct 03, 2006
may be he's not a nigerian

smiley wink cheesy grin undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Champions League 2006/2007 Session, Who Will Win? by Benheart1(m): 11:28am On Oct 03, 2006
@free

u r a of chelsea?

up blues up shepe

blues 4 life

smiley wink cheesy grin
TV/Movies / Re: Hollywood Vs Bollywood by Benheart1(m): 11:11am On Oct 03, 2006
i guess others r just trying to copy hollywood

i also do not know but that was d news i heard
TV/Movies / Re: Hollywood Vs Bollywood by Benheart1(m): 11:03am On Oct 03, 2006
@iice

where do we place the chinese movies industry

when holloywood, bollywood and nollywood are placed1st 2nd and 3rd respctively?
TV/Movies / Re: Hollywood Vs Bollywood by Benheart1(m): 10:55am On Oct 03, 2006
@soulpatrol

i don't it's wrong to ask bout what u don't know

moreover you don't expect everybody to know everything
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Hobbies by Benheart1(m): 1:58pm On Sep 29, 2006
i also love watching movies

mostly american movies
smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Hobbies by Benheart1(m): 1:56pm On Sep 29, 2006
@lanreDaMan

are u a pro chess player?

coz i want learn how play it
Jokes Etc / Our Burdens And Sorrows by Benheart1(m): 11:17am On Sep 29, 2006
HUSBAND COMES FROM CHURCH; GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE CARRIES HER AROUND THE HOUSE. THE WIFE IS SO SURPRISED AND ASKS "DID THE PASTOR PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC"? THE HUSBAND SAID “NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS.
Jokes Etc / Passengers by Benheart1(m): 11:09am On Sep 29, 2006
An airplane flying has some problems. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw everything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caribbean’s on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad.”Dad, what are we?" (Dad) Shhhhhhhh "Tonight so son, we are Zulus.

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