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Politics / Can Nigeria Pay Off Her Debt Using This Method? by Benjamin043(m): 7:29pm On Aug 10, 2020
Asking as a layman.
Since Nigeria is owing a lot of debts, why can't the CBN just mint out money to pay off the debts?

I actually don't know how it really works, so I need answers
Nairaland / General / Flood Sweeps Eastern China by Benjamin043(m): 7:29am On Jul 17, 2020
Several dams across the country's largest fresh water lake, Poyang, have burst, with the lake reaching record water levels, according to data from China's National Weather Satellite Centre.
Earlier this week, the authorities said 33 rivers had reached record highs, while downpours are continuing to batter regions along the Yangtze River.
On Wednesday, the Ministry of Water Resources said the water level of main streams in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze river, Dongting lake and Poyang lake was gradually falling.

However, the water level of 98 rivers nationwide is still at an alarming level, according to the ministry, which maintains a level-three emergency flood response.
Some buildings could be seen collapsed into the water.

140 people are reported to have died and millions have been evacuated.

Thousands of soldiers have also been dispatched to shore up the lake's banks in Lushan.

Technology Market / Google Launches Hieroglyphics Translator Powered By AI by Benjamin043(m): 8:31am On Jul 16, 2020
Google has launched a hieroglyphics translator that uses machine learning to decode ancient Egyptian language.
The feature has been added to its Arts & Culture app. It also allows users to translate their own words and emojis into shareable hieroglyphs.
Google says Fabricius is the first such tool to be trained via machine learning "to make sense of what a hieroglyph is".
In theory, it should improve over time as more people use it.
'Grand claims'
A desktop version of Fabricius is also being offered to professional Egyptologists, anthropologists and historians, to support their research.
One expert welcomed the initiative but said its "grand claims" needed to be viewed in context.
"While impressive, it is not yet at the point where it replaces the need for a highly trained expert in reading ancient inscriptions," said Dr Roland Enmarch, a senior lecturer in Egyptology, at the University of Liverpool.
"There remain some very big obstacles to reading hieroglyphs, because they are handcrafted and vary enormously over time in level of pictorial detail and between individual carvers/painters.
"Still, this is a step on the road."
Decipher findings
The software's Workbench tool allows the user to upload photos of real hieroglyphs found on artefacts and digitally enhance the images to better analyse the symbols.
Users can trace the outlines of hieroglyphics, which the software then tries to match up with similar symbols in its database - allowing them to search for different meaning
Source: BBC

Nairaland / General / Re: Very Funny But Unfair: Cruel Things You Did To Animals. by Benjamin043(m): 9:02pm On Jul 14, 2020
Ipromote:
Terrible things
Lord forgive me
Nairaland / General / Very Funny But Unfair: Cruel Things You Did To Animals. by Benjamin043(m): 8:09pm On Jul 14, 2020
I know some of us are guilty of the 'crime' animal cruelty � but some of our 'criminal' acts are just way too hilarious to be kept to ourselves..

Below are some funnny but unfair acts that I performed on animals. Don't forget to share yours � �

I inserted a lighted banger inside the anus of the Chicken we were supposed to kill for christmas. (each time I remember this incident I feel somewhat guilty, but I laugh it off. May God forgive local man)

Secondly, I caught 3 rats, put them in a large pot and placed it on fire..omo come and see dance..lol

Health / Re: Indian Man Buys N1.5M Gold Face-Mask To Save Him From Coronavirus (Photos) by Benjamin043(m): 6:28pm On Jul 08, 2020
Kalashnikov102:
See as him be like Scorpion for Sega Mortal combat gringrin

I swear �

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Sports / Re: Ivan Zaborsky Struck By Lightning On Pitch by Benjamin043(m): 6:24pm On Jul 08, 2020
paulolee:
juss too bad...dts one of d reasons Y jewelries aint allowed on d pitch during a match... or mayb d gods are angry dt his team is tearing its ticket...get well soon bro

The gods sef dey carry odds
Sports / Re: Ivan Zaborsky Struck By Lightning On Pitch by Benjamin043(m): 6:23pm On Jul 08, 2020
Fatbabyfart:
Zaborsky

I sight a strange connection between him(zaborsky) and the lion himself. (de Indabosky bahose)

Lol.. Same thing struck my mind

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Celebrities / Re: Adut Akech: Runtown Sparks Dating Rumour With 20-Year-Old Black Australian Model by Benjamin043(m): 7:59pm On Jul 07, 2020
Mzee1Kahuna:
runtown, my man.
but why this girl wey black like tyre??

U are the enemy of the people
Politics / Re: Biafrans Are Going Home This Year-nnamdi Kanu by Benjamin043(m): 6:33pm On Jul 07, 2020
#biafra
Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Approves EFCC Boss, Ibrahim Magu Suspension by Benjamin043(m): 6:30pm On Jul 07, 2020
Issokay..

We dey watch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Highest Goalscorers In La Liga So Far by Benjamin043(m): 6:07pm On Jul 07, 2020
Constantjohn:
I knew it.. Ronaldo wunt be among the top scorer.. He has always been a failure thru out his career.....

Imagine Ronaldo no even dey list at all.. All Ronaldo fans need to contribute money for Ronaldo so that he can be taken to the nearest river and watch his bad luck head..

Have u ever wondered how Ronaldo fan end. They end disappointed just like arsenal fans..

Bow to the king Messi

Ronaldo is just a failure like his fans worldwide.....


Funny enough, Messi didn't start with them
He gave all La Liga players a 2 months headstart and still caught up with them, and now surpassing them




If u r not okay with my verdict, take this...

Mumu..you keep commenting shit on here even with your second Handle @phenomenal Austin...

You just burst into this thread and started talking the rubbish, talking the nonsense, talking that is not make sense �.... Are the two in the same league?..if u know nothing about football then f-ck off
Nairaland / General / Re: What Part Of Your Body Do You Owe A Serious Apology? by Benjamin043(m): 7:38pm On Jul 06, 2020
[quote author=chatinent post=91447969]
You mean the head is as large as a thermacool food flask?
� �
Nairaland / General / Re: What Part Of Your Body Do You Owe A Serious Apology? by Benjamin043(m): 7:37pm On Jul 06, 2020
chatinent:

You mean the head is as large as a thermacool food flask?

Finally, you had to steal Eriga's lines and recode.
.
Well, I owe no part no f-ing apology.

Actually I don't even know who Eriga is...
Career / Share The Annoying Experience You Had With Your Boss/co-apprentice by Benjamin043(m): 7:35pm On Jul 06, 2020
Re: share the annoying experience you had with your Boss/co-apprentice during apprenticeship

Some entrepreneur owners in Nigeria are devils.. Sometimes, I wonder if even their children or younger ones can take half of the callous attitude they show to their apprentices.

Few months back when I finished my ND, I decided to learn an entrepreneurial skill (tailoring).. Fast forward to this funny day that I resumed work (after being absent for two days).
My boss without even asking any questions asked me to Kneel Down outside.. Lol.. And he was very serious about it.. That day I changed it for him oo.. We exchanged cold words...what if my younger ones or kids from the school where I once taught sees me and goes about saying 'I saw Uncle Ben kneeling down with his hands raised up in his shop ' ...some oga are cruel oo
.................

The first day I started learning work in this same shop, one of the guys I met there asked me to pick up a plate and buy him food at a BUKA at the road (this guy was in SS1) I was like "are u mad" "abi u no dey look face ni" such nerves

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Nairaland / General / What Part Of Your Body Do You Owe A Serious Apology? by Benjamin043(m): 6:39pm On Jul 06, 2020
what part of your body do you think you owe a serious apology?

Honestly , I think my feet is the only part of my body I owe an apology... Dey don trek Lagos-ibadan several times (only inside campus)..

I think I owe my Anus an apology too.. Dude(butt hole) has seen a lot of Shit but didn't leave me � �

And my pen.... Yee who slap me �
Politics / Re: Ajimobi's Burial: No Social Distancing As People Struggle To Get Food (Video) by Benjamin043(m): 3:19pm On Jun 28, 2020
EzzyCarter:


Tell us how many knowledgeable and enlightened people have emerged from your generation. And please don't point to yourself coz you're an obvious exception sad. Obviously, an enlightened person would know better than to generalise like an ignoramus...
I tire oo
Politics / Re: Ajimobi's Burial: No Social Distancing As People Struggle To Get Food (Video) by Benjamin043(m): 3:18pm On Jun 28, 2020
yinkus6750:
Typical Ibadan indigenes aren't knowledgeable and enlightened.
So unfortunate that the burial organisers and state government failed to do the right thing, thereby endagering the lifes of the people.
Coro season has also caused hardship, hunger and suffering on the people, hence they will go to any length to get a meal.
Ajimobi, RIP

Nonsense... Abeg let's not start spewing trash here... Get ur fucking facts right b4 talking
Music/Radio / Re: 'King Of Love': A Review Of Kizz Daniel's Third Studio Album By Iamsynord by Benjamin043(m): 7:58pm On Jun 26, 2020
Issokay
Kwantinue doing well

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Crime / Re: Woman Brutalized By Her Husband In Ondo, Lands In Hospital (Disturbing Photos) by Benjamin043(m): 8:54pm On Jun 23, 2020
Damn beaterrrrrr
U are not a reeeeaaaal man
Technology Market / China Launches Its Final Satellite Into Space, Doesn't Rely On The U.S. For GPS by Benjamin043(m): 6:31am On Jun 23, 2020
China has successfully put into orbit the final satellite in its BeiDou-3 navigation system, further advancing the country as a major space power.

Tuesday's launch will allow China to no longer rely on the US government-owned Global Positioning System (GPS).
The $10bn (£8bn) network is made up of 35 satellites and provide global navigation coverage.
It comes as tensions between Beijing and Washington are increasing over the coronavirus, trade and Hong Kong.
The launch had been scheduled for last week but was delayed after technical problems were found with the rocket in pre-launch tests.
The third version of the Beidou Navigation Satellite System (BDS) offers an alternative to Russia's GLONASS and the European Galileo systems, as well as America's GPS.
Future plans promise to support a more accessible and integrated system scheduled to come online by 2035 with BDS at its core.

The first version of BeiDou, meaning "Big Dipper," was decommissioned in 2012.
China's space programme has developed rapidly over the last 20 years as Beijing has provided significant funding to develop the country's own high-tech systems.
In 2003, China became only the third country to launch its own crewed space mission. Since then it has built an experimental space station and sent two rovers to the moon.
The moves are seen as preparation for a permanent space station, a potential crewed flight to the moon, and a possible first attempt to send an orbiter and rover to Mars.
That would make China a serious contender to America in space exploration.
Sports / Mourinho Defends His Record On Strikers by Benjamin043(m): 6:26pm On Jun 22, 2020
After Harry Kane drew a blank in the 1-1 draw against Manchester United, Merson said the forward would not manage a high goal return under Mourinho because of his style of play.

Kane had scored seven in 11 games under Mourinho before Friday's league match.

"I think Kane has no problems scoring in my teams," the Portuguese said.

The England captain was playing in his first match since recovering from a hamstring injury he suffered on 1 January.

Kane managed 36 touches of the ball during the match - only goalkeeper Hugo Lloris had fewer among the players to have played the entire game. He had one shot on target.

"It was a game where the two strikers [Anthony Martial for United] had a lot of chances," Mourinho added.

"Do you give credit to my defence for Martial game? Do you give credit for United defence for the game and the occasions that we create or didn't create?"

How did strikers do under Mourinho?
Player Games Goals Ratio
Didier Drogba (2004-07 & 2014-15) 187 73 0.39 goals per game
Cristiano Ronaldo (2010-13) 162 168 1.03
Karim Benzema (2010-13) 150 78 0.52
Diego Milito (2009-10) 52 30 0.6
Zlatan Ibrahimovic (2008-09 & 2016-18) 100 58 0.58
Mourinho also reeled off the goal records of strikers he previously managed, including former Chelsea man Didier Drogba, Cristiano Ronaldo, who he had at Real Madrid, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who worked with the 57-year-old at Manchester United and Inter Milan.

"I had a few strikers that played for me and they are not bad," he said.

Addressing Merson, he added: "Dear Paul, I have lots of respect for you. I think Harry Kane has no problems scoring goals in my teams, especially when he is fit, fresh and has a routine of playing.

"That's my message to somebody I have a lot of respect for."
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Warns Britain That Beijing Will 'Strike Back If UK Steps Out Of Line' by Benjamin043(m): 6:27pm On Jun 17, 2020
OriOko88:
China can't do shit. They would also suffer if they attack UK financially. You think its easy to have the world's most valuable currency, the Queen's pounds!
Lol.. I laugh in Chinese
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Warns Britain That Beijing Will 'Strike Back If UK Steps Out Of Line' by Benjamin043(m): 6:25pm On Jun 17, 2020
richeeyo:

So you think Britain would go to war alone abi, where do all this kids come from
Every country's got her own allies
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Warns Britain That Beijing Will 'Strike Back If UK Steps Out Of Line' by Benjamin043(m): 6:23pm On Jun 17, 2020
Buliwyf:


There's nothing dangerous about it. Britain doesn't even stand a chance against China.
I swear.. But all these US fanatics be acting like China is one small village
Foreign Affairs / Re: Twenty Indian soldiers Die After Clash With China Along Disputed Border by Benjamin043(m): 7:03am On Jun 17, 2020
Foreign Affairs / Re: Twenty Indian soldiers Die After Clash With China Along Disputed Border by Benjamin043(m): 6:53am On Jun 17, 2020
dibunotion:
shows clearly China can't lead the world

I pray America heals quickly
Lol have you forgotten that Trump also tried to build a fence
Phones / Re: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by Benjamin043(m): 8:24pm On Jun 10, 2020
How much I hate Itel. That stupid phone showed be the real definition of problem...E hang pass anything


Solution?... I got me a Huawei.. That phone is king �

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Romance / Re: Lady Uses Chicken Leg As Waist Bead by Benjamin043(m): 9:03pm On Jun 09, 2020
Pineapplelove:
oh wow you are also on Nairaland... I am impressed you know so much about me
Mad ooo � �
Politics / Re: FG Declares June 12 Public Holiday, To Mark Democracy Day by Benjamin043(m): 7:16pm On Jun 08, 2020
Lol.. Holiday inside holiday

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