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This thread is interesting tho, had lot of crazy experience back in sec school a lot is still fresh in my memory

Back then I was the MVP of my school a private school, let's say I was favored; I was one of the coolest guy so it happened in our ss3 few weeks to writing our exams all the guys decided to go play a friendly match with a neighbor school, we asked the games master and principal permission it was denied, well we know we ve paid for wassce and there is no way they will expel all of us we went on our way during the course of the match the principal learnt of our disobedience and sent a teacher to come call us, he came and said ''he gives us 20mins to be in the school compound else we will regret it'' well we ignored him and his words and continued on our game. After the match we could have gone our way but one guy suggested we take the school route to show them we ve come of age and won't be controlled anymore. Mehn we unanimously agreed we passed the school premises and didn't even bother to go into the school, we made sure the principal saw us, he sent another teacher to call us back we did likewise before. Next day we all were suspended for 1wk, we cared less. On the day we resumed I was called into the principal office. See preaching and anger he said even you my precious and beloved son. I felt guilty.

Another one, I was friends with the most beautiful girl in school, rumours have it some of the teachers were asking her out. One period I was sick and missed school for 1wk on my resumption as I entered the school gate she saw me and hugged me so passionately well I hold her tight we were entangled in each other arm. Our practical biology teacher saw us and called me to kneel in his office I was surprised he, let the girl go and insisted on punishing me alone, my friend came and kneel with me in solidarity. When I couldn't take it any longer I started complaining to another teacher a female I demonstrated by hugging her and her asking if its wrong to hug someone again well he let me go but later I realized why he wanted to punish me. Those teachers

So it's only Unn that is representing South-East. it's obvious the east is marginalized in Nigeria
yet we still stand tall in everything, Nigeria does not belong to we Igbos simple asf.
No one should quote me biko
quote me and amadioha will strike your lazy ass
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Vanquay16:
[b]I just weak I swear...So on Sunday since its summer and schools on break I lodged to spend a weekend at the Fam and that meant hauling my ass to church to hear the pastor preach about the same old boring crap..."PAY YOUR OFFERING FOR BLESSINGS OR BURN IN HELL FIRRRREEEE"...Emphasis on the FIREEEEE.

Came late to church, I saw the girl, kinda light skinned and Lil bit cute...But I don't fvck with Nigerian girls...Anyways, I sat next to her...Then the smell hit me OHMAAAWWGAWWWD.

I knew I would regret this More than Betting England to win Euros. And the stupid girl kept looking at me giving me green lights...Pastor will say turn to your Neighbor, she will abandon her friend shaking me with her Useless hand.

The thing that made me mad...I was tryna take a nap because the lights dim in my church(Jesus house Baltimore) but she brought out her iPad and the backlight was messing my sleep cycle...

She's the second person ever that had that unique smell and it was a girl... the first was Nigerian Light skinned Lil bit. They smell like using deodorant and perfume to Cover up sweaty armpits(That's my best description)

Ladies please endeavor to shave(She was shaved tho) and take a shower...Deodorants can only go so far in covering up your smelly armpits.

And that her friend, God help her fake life, how do you leave the house with your friend and not alert her that her armpit can give someone permanent Nasal damage.

Please no Tribalism, the other girl was in my High school and she was Yoruba so ita just a Habit thingy.[/b]

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Vanquay16:
[b]I just weak I swear...So on Sunday since its summer and schools on break I lodged to spend a weekend at the Fam and that meant hauling my ass to church to hear the pastor preach about the same old boring crap..."PAY YOUR OFFERING FOR BLESSINGS OR BURN IN HELL FIRRRREEEE"...Emphasis on the FIREEEEE.

Came late to church, I saw the girl, kinda light skinned and Lil bit cute...But I don't fvck with Nigerian girls...Anyways, I sat next to her...Then the smell hit me OHMAAAWWGAWWWD.

I knew I would regret this More than Betting England to win Euros. And the stupid girl kept looking at me giving me green lights...Pastor will say turn to your Neighbor, she will abandon her friend shaking me with her Useless hand.

The thing that made me mad...I was tryna take a nap because the lights dim in my church(Jesus house Baltimore) but she brought out her iPad and the backlight was messing my sleep cycle...

She's the second person ever that had that unique smell and it was a girl... the first was Nigerian Light skinned Lil bit. They smell like using deodorant and perfume to Cover up sweaty armpits(That's my best description)

Ladies please endeavor to shave(She was shaved tho) and take a shower...Deodorants can only go so far in covering up your smelly armpits.

And that her friend, God help her fake life, how do you leave the house with your friend and not alert her that her armpit can give someone permanent Nasal damage.

Please no Tribalism, the other girl was in my High school and she was Yoruba so ita just a Habit thingy.[/b]

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Vanquay16:
[b]I just weak I swear...So on Sunday since its summer and schools on break I lodged to spend a weekend at the Fam and that meant hauling my ass to church to hear the pastor preach about the same old boring crap..."PAY YOUR OFFERING FOR BLESSINGS OR BURN IN HELL FIRRRREEEE"...Emphasis on the FIREEEEE.

Came late to church, I saw the girl, kinda light skinned and Lil bit cute...But I don't fvck with Nigerian girls...Anyways, I sat next to her...Then the smell hit me OHMAAAWWGAWWWD.

I knew I would regret this More than Betting England to win Euros. And the stupid girl kept looking at me giving me green lights...Pastor will say turn to your Neighbor, she will abandon her friend shaking me with her Useless hand.

The thing that made me mad...I was tryna take a nap because the lights dim in my church(Jesus house Baltimore) but she brought out her iPad and the backlight was messing my sleep cycle...

She's the second person ever that had that unique smell and it was a girl... the first was Nigerian Light skinned Lil bit. They smell like using deodorant and perfume to Cover up sweaty armpits(That's my best description)

Ladies please endeavor to shave(She was shaved tho) and take a shower...Deodorants can only go so far in covering up your smelly armpits.

And that her friend, God help her fake life, how do you leave the house with your friend and not alert her that her armpit can give someone permanent Nasal damage.

Please no Tribalism, the other girl was in my High school and she was Yoruba so ita just a Habit thingy.[/b]

Receive sense

sinaj:
See as she b like dwarf

Nicki wana be

Chill its her life..... We aint better than her

This shit happened to me also duo on a different note
babe came to my house in the evening.. I sensed something was wrong with her, but the match was all in my mind; after the match she started misbehaving saying i was insensitive to her feelings

Pollitics...... Thats their way