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Timmy I fink chi chi kinda like ur style ooooo *dont tell anybody*in a whisper*I saw her on her way home frm nairaland yesterday she says she is fund of u!

Timmytimmy:
*Climbs tree with zobo and cabin biscuit while waiting for him to come and say *

Btw......who still uses the word "woo" in 2014?

supert14 jst say dat! . ....

Timmytimmy:
what are you talking about. That's a preposterous accusation(see grammar )




The proximity makes it easy to kiss her.

Blows her a kiss






I know right............I'm annoying.

do it again make I snap

Ladokun12:
may b by comin to visit me sha chichi

Haaaa I smell sumfin fishy here o

Ladokun12:
may b by comin to visit me sha chichi

Haaaa I smell sumfin fishy here o

sketcherJ:
hey,who is selling rifles?i just want to order 3 ak47s 4 machineguns 3 pistols and 2 shotguns...lets just take dat march into oau and demand our 2nd list..all for the gud cause milady or is dat nt y u want a rifle?

how are u gonna make the transfer? ?? u pay for those! and I will give a bazooka for free. ....advice*dont go close range! omole get charm o!

[quote author=ichidodo post=27866251][/quote]u dont seems to get it! wen did igbo pple started staying at Lagos? and Lagos has bin d best city since d colonial era! ....u making me laugh ooo bt u urself kwn dat u guys are sojourning here in d west! aitete mole ole mu oloko!

[quote author=ichidodo post=27865799][/quote]wu say dey dont? ?? as u ave said! dey contributed nt make! and remember we did u guys a favour of hosting you! dont be an ingrate!

Larriekay:
I wonder why he found it difficult to comprehend something as simple as that. Ask him if he can go and invest in Afganistan. Na wa o.

abi nw! dey will soon claim dey can! #smh

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] You done win....happy now?. [/color]

hope u learn sumfin frm dat! and nt jst stare!

calaway:
ABA ABIA HAS BEEN STRANGULATED AND RAPED FOR 30 YEARS. CRUDE OIL FROM HER HIGH YIELD FIELDS HAVE BEEN USED TO DEVELOP LAGOS AND FEED YOUR FAMILIES ALONG WITH YOU FCT AND OTHER SW STATES. PLEASE SHOW THE STATE RESPECT. DONT ADD INSULT TO INJURY OR YOU WILL COME ACROSS AS AN UNGRATEFUL PARASITE LIKE YOU FATHER BEFORE YOU.

am nt a tribal bigot bt did u ever do history wen u R in sch? if I were you, I wont cum and brag on words told by ur elders wu believe in tribal supremacy! Lagos has bin developed since it was a colony and during d first republic nt wt oil money thou! or did Nigeria base on oil den? ?our fathers are the great mhen of Nigeria! dey deserve sum respect frm u asshole

Ahmeduana:
NOT UNTIL YOU SHOW ME AJEGUNLE, MAKOKO, EBUTE META AND OTHER SLUMS IN LAGOS FOR EVERY BEAUTIFUL CITY THERE IS ALWAY AN HIDDEN foko, bere, itamaya, fagge sabongari and dala!

really am jst surprise dat u will say such!!! dere ar ghetto over dere also! so jst for once be proud of ya country!

helo family! !

haydot95:
hehehe...I had to act as if I av nthn...but deep down,gat a bulletproof skin..."Subcutaneous armour"

you are rite bro! nw tongue out at him!

Timmytimmy:
I'm waiting for the day when an Army of babalawos will march against the American army. That would be the next Holocaust after Hitler.

no charm insurance for u walking to ur own death! so it will neva happen#herbalists TeamWise

Timmytimmy:
This dude believes in odeshi? Please, let an American soldier shoot a Nigerian herbalist with a bazooka.

u neva tufan? d bazooka go turn flower or fruit!

uumm:
all the same..... C4

C wat? show me my script pls!

haydot95:
guy na...Jesus,walahi...Ogun is a witness o,I'm wasn't referring to ur gun sef,was only asking if em...jesus,which kind lie I wan use now o...eh ehn,I was only asking if chiamaka was loaded o,not ur gun...guy abeg no pull that trigger o..I neva get will

*lmao*see u! u ar already wetting ur pant!!!let him shoot nw! Nufin will happen#odesii

understatement:
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that, that is, is.that, that is not,is not.is that it? it is. na A10 I get abi?

Dammytrager:
God's grace is far greater than OAU sucking ability, abi no b pipo day graduate with 4.9+,4.8+ GP ni,

m not afraid m only scared

u ar nt even scared jst a little panic. .....

tayor399:
uhm since we have 180 days to resumption i guess the 2nd list will be out in nothing less than 50 days








lol

I guess so myself. ..lol

Dammytrager:
UPDATE:180days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

pls hw many days is it to the posting of the 2nd list!

haydot95:
em,so? What does that teach us o?

jst incase u wanna abt me ni! dats jst a tip

Real name: oladele sunday
olumide.
Nick: GreatBenvolio
Hobbies: collecting teeth from
Live lions,catching bullet
with bare hands,jogging up and
down mount everest...
My records: fought with a
dinosaur
and broke its neck...skinned a
crocodile alive...held breath
under water
for 2months 3weeks 5days
6hours 4minutes and
45seconds...Travelled around
the world in a
day ....
Greatest Achievements: Went to
heaven to charge my
phone...fluent in
10,598 languages.. First male to
land
on the sun...
Siliest things I've done: ate a
bowl of
plastic fruits on christmas day...
Most embarrassing moments:
Couldn't kill 100
BEARS WITH A SINGLE PUNCH
although 99
died d last one is now an
slowpoke...
Proudest moments...Firstly when
a cobra died after biting me and
when i roasted a
dragon at
the backyard with a lighter...
SOMETHING
ABOUT MHE: I really don't like
bragging..

Dammytrager:
rival ke!!!, d same blood(electric current) flows 2ru me n thaigbochick's vein, we r d same blood, we r one, abi na chidinma?
if Timmy tries to get in btw, he'll get electrocuted

lmao!!!!*in panic voice*pls notify me when u ar passing by.....jst to stay out of ur way?

Timmytimmy:
your name is Benvolio?

hmmmmm not really....my name is oladele Sunday

so any news frm omole team?

Dammytrager:
yeah u're right, I'll die of boredom in MOZ
awo is in my blood#teamawo

Timmytimmy I hail u boss

I rep the team! Awo/Aro

Dammytrager:
here I am, I guess its high time we created an electric field on dis thread or wat do u think...
he yo!!!wats ur name?

Orimolade Benvolio by name!!! bt u ar quite a celeb here o

lets cheer up guys! we cant jst dull because of d list! #GodWillDoIt

Timmytimmy:
Don't mind her jor.....she's a homie!!!
She's in Dammy's department.

dammy's department? dat sounds interesting!

understatement:
bro..if u never considered poly as an option,u wldn't have written their post jamb in the first place....hope u gat me?

I understand....tanks!

[color=#006600][/color]Really I dont kwn wat to do ooo...Mayb I shud pay d poly acceptance fee or wait for OAU. ..