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Miracle sieve out the water in the Spag, can't you see the spaghetti is overcooked? Can't these HMs cook ordinary spaghetti?

Wotowotoman:
SA housemates will not know a whole Ojuelegba? One of if not Wizkid’s greatest hits. You must be joking…

Read it again, I wrote "will PROBABLY not know...". Beside Ojulegba is a very old song and doesn't deserve an airplay within that short period when a lot of current Naija jams dey beg for attention.

scondy:
But I ve always wondered....why do slim guys like them big sef..them no like their size wey go dey easy to manage
..

It's a thing of mystery to me too. I asked a lepka friend of mine the reason for that phenomenon and he said it's just the way short girls don't like dating short men, a lekpa guy prefers to date an opposite of himself physique wise.

See the HMs vibing to Burna's song and yet the morönic DJ didn't play any Burna or Asake jams, instead choosing to play Ojulegba that SA HMs will proabaly not know. This DJ should be jailed for crimes against humanity!! Tueh!!

I don't really like Yemi from the few times I've watched him, but I hope him and Kanaga goes very, very far because amongst the Nigerian male HMs, they are the most entertaining for me, especially during this dry party.

Say what you want about Yemi, one thing you can't say is that he's boring. The guy is a smooth criminal and whether it's the party or one-on-one convo, he brings his A-game.

HMs that I liked the most in no particular order after a week:

Nelissa
Tsatsi
Kanaga Jr
Yemi Cregz
Khosi
Blue Aiva
Theo
Miracle
Sandra
Juicy Jay

rainluv:
Tsatsi actually likes kanaga and wants a thing but kanaga's issue is that he wants ipeleng instead and not attracted to Tsatsi.

But even the Ipeleng, I doubt he can handle her

Kanaga, like many slim guys, go for thick ladies with "contours", that's why he has chosen to ignore Tsatsi. Tsatsi na fine girl but she's lekpa like Kanaga and Kanaga doesn't do lekpa, he likes them thick with endowments.

In the history of BB that my memory can remember, this is the worst DJ I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.


His crimes are so much:

1. A DJ in this kind of setting ought to have done his assignment on the banging tunes of both Naija and SA to cater for both the viewers and HMs. He failed woefully though he left it late to start playing Naija songs for the Naija HMs. He was supposed to mix them up and not play SA first and then start playing Naija at the end.

2. No single momentum in his songs. The SA songs he was playing, I dey feel many of them but he played all Of them at their natural tempo so it wasn't good for partying. Only the SA song by the act that sang for the opening show on Sunday jig most, thanks to Aiva Blue.

As if his sins weren't enough, the Naija songs he's playing now, he went and reduced the tempos of the song below its natural speed. Take a look the just played Calm Down by Rema and see how it was crawling like a snail. God!! If Calm Down was this dull and dry, Rema no for release am.

3. Allowing the songs to end before introducing new songs. Is it that this SA DJ doesn't attend clubs and know that songs don't end before another one starts? It is later that he realized his mistake but it's too late.


This DJ sucks mehn. Tufiakwa!!

abduleez1:
Horror fans, what's your most anticipated horror?

There's no Scream 6 in the pic.

PlayMaker14:
Yemi Alade.

WriterNig:
Slow Horses S01-2 (2022) = 7/10

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In all my years on Nairaland I've only reported a single post but if you don't stop this madness you've carried over from last year to this new year, I'll start reporting your post.


WTF is wrong with you? You'd post a TV show on the movie thread and post a movie on the series thread. You've been told to stop this but you've chosen to remain redundant.

abduleez1:
Him get luck na... If it were the good old days of this thread, him no fit try the rubbish wey him dey try now. Na him go use him leg waka comot las las.

You remember that time wey more than half of the thread regulars go chop ban like say tomorrow no dey. That time, every weekend na Vawulence holiday. You just be at your best behaviour those days cos you fit collect stray bullet from any angle.

Back then, the countless ban he would have received nobody go tell am to rest. Ask Hulk616 that one go give am testimony. Dude was getting bans of 20yrs+ on different accounts. Nobody tell am to humble.

LOL. I miss those days. Those were the days. Vawulence were erupting on this thread willy-nilly. Sometimes not even stemming from arguments about movies, mostly from carried over beef from the past. The bans were like stray bullets because innocent bystanders were affected. Then Lögicboy (his most popular moniker) was very active and always willing to tackle anyone. If vawulence was going and you quote a vawulent post, you'd be caught in the net of ban.

I remember getting banned one time like that simply because I quoted a post of either Köice or Logîcboy that had cuss words in it and grinned. Just a "grin" emoji beneath the post and boom!! The stupid mod banned me.

The occasional vawulence on this thread is amusing to read.

dominique:
I'm feeling for this small boy from Soweto sha, not looking confident at all

Reminds me of Diane on the first night.

switlily25:
Ebubu might get sympathy votes and win like laycon

Never. Nothing like pity votes in BBA.

davodyguy:
Only Ebuka should host.

The other guy dey learn work

The guy did well as Ebuka if not more sef. He was jovial and playful and still did his host duties excellently.

Gmajor:
This JennyO has potential

She does. Her diction is the best I've heard so far. She's cute too.

Geezeem:
With each reveal the hope of supporting a naija housemate gets dimmer and dimmer for me

Naija HMs are very average to me so far, personality wise. I'm just not feeling the vibes from them. Only Jaypee has stood out for me. Yemi is handsome but fine face is not enough for me. Marvin seem too over-excited. Something is just off about them.

I just hope they bring their A-game in the next few days because so far, they sound bleh.

This Ebubu is -1. Along with Olivia, they are my worst HMs. Hopefully, they can prove me wrong.

Enemyofpeace:
was he not detained?

No. He was only called in for questioning.

Enemyofpeace:
EFCC don release Dbanj? See as him don lose weight for inside EFCC cell

Stop passing wrong info. He was never in jail.

Geezeem:
Is this not my Soma in an advert?

It's him. The advert has been running for months.

This girl with tattoo on her hand can dance.

D'banj is a still a great performer after all these years. He's still got it.

So far, the HMs I've liked the most is Nelissa and Jaypee. Jaypee sounds like a bag of fun and I'm loving her already. Best stage performance without a doubt. The third HM I like is Khosi. She looks like a flirt and she's super sexy.


All are females and look like bag of troubles. The men are not doing it for me so far.

Bjteensdes24:
How that first goal no be offside i no just understand cos Rashford went for the ball before leaving Bruno to play the shot

You're not meant to understand everything. Just let the pains sink in. You go dey all right.

chrisley024:
Stop fvcking playing Bruno on the flank!!!

ETH will never learn. Very stubborn goat.

ETH made a huge & stupid mistake by starting with our initial attack. Garnacho and Antony should've started our match to add some incisivenes to our wings.

I said it. The only reason we haven't finished City is our coward footy. If we keep pressing them, we will win comfortably.

Yes. Goal ball.

LostMyZeal:
The conservative approach has helped so far

Both teams just dey play with respect

Even Yosep Pep is a bit unsettled

Conservative approach has not helped us one bit. How are you okay with our coward footy?

kokaneprodigy:
You guys are playing well I’m really impressed. Anything but a win for City is okay. Keep the momentum.

You're definitely not watching this match. We've been shît all through.

Another chance goes begging.