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Willian is giving Malacia a tough time.

Nice one, Martial. A bit of bad luck right there.

Shaw has been a bit off so far.

AdisaOwala:
Elanga Minus 1 as usual
Which kain wahala be this

I swear. Waste of a selection. Can't even dribble to save his life.

The confidence with which Lisandro plays with should be studied at Havard.

Rashford your papa!!

Feels weird seeing Andreas Pereira playing for the opposing team.

Goal ball jor. Terrific counter.

That wasn't even offisde. Martial don dey eff up.

We've already started wasting chances. This is how we make things difficult for ourselves.

abduleez1:
Sorry for the derailment but e be like say I've forgotten how to use nairaland.
Was struggling looking for sexuality section today. I was searching in Literature section and have totally forgotten its hidden in Romance section. Na now now I just realize.

Can anyone direct me....
The one I just read finish was so watery and what the fvvk impossible probabilities cos the story resemble wetin I go naively write as a 16 yr old. No offence to the author tho. But that should be the wackiest story I've read on NL. And mumu me read it finish dey wonder story dey go.

I just reminisce on the good old days cos I searched taya yesterday for good content in the Literature section but hardly anything could hold me. How the quality have really dropped so low. ;

I remember the days of Zuby or Azuibuike with his European adventures, MaziOmenuko the weyrey with NYSC promiscuity, Foxyflow the player, Kayemjay playboy also, Flow — the mad man with "Man wey dey reason" that guy nearly use laff finish my life that year with his God tier use of pidgin and down-to-earthedness. , there's also this weyrey doctor wey dey knack anything knackable including him in-law sister abi who — Dr Goodheart abi wetin be him name. That guy was so good. Damn. There's also Ozila — the werey wey dey always get spiritual wife.

There's also solomonbrown who became the first writer and person on NL I'll ever follow with his Choices story. His story has kept me up since Tuesday I just dey read till midnight dey fire on (even tho I've already read the story before) it was almost as captivating as the first. I've been searching for something similar since yesterday. There's also one weyrey that went to knack top ranking army officer side chick...Lol
Repogirl sef head dey there.

Also Ishilove and that her story of Ovie or something, that Delta/ Warri/ Edo girl with the rich boyfriend or I'm mixing it up.

Correct content creators but I cherished the non fiction storytellers more and the mixed breed fiction/non-fiction combo. These ones are more realistic for me and way relatable.

Like play like play me sef don read top tier literary work for NL back in the days. Chai.
Rereading Choices has finished up most of my time I didn't even have time for watching films.
If top tier stuff related to the above is ongoing atm abeg I need update. Pu7pl3 e be like I dey see your name pop up for this choices thread sef.

Sorry for the verbose.

Good old days. NL has really lost so many quality posters that's it's sad to swallow.

Zero pressure from the whole team especially our forwards.

Just see Dalot. Smh

We need a lot of additions. With Varane gone, our defence became useless instantly. Good Lord!!

VDB again? What's that ghost doing on the pitch? Fred should be starting this half. WTF?!!

We really miss Antonio. The moment he got injured, that wing has been crap. Rashford is ghosting today.

Chalobah AKA Nwa Chukwu with back to back EPL Ls. The glory of the Lord has departed from Shekpites camp.


Larride, biko compose a tearful sermon for the Awon Shekpeteris.

Ibime:
Still suffering from Tuchels useless squad building

No midfield, no fullbacks, even the centre backs Tuchel went to sign are injury prone (KK and Fufuna). This is a patch-up team.

We can go back to decisions to spend £100m on Lukaku, £70m on Fufuna and £62m on Kukuruku, enough money to fix all the holes in the team

Dj Afrodoc2, or any Bible-fearing person, please play Preye Odede's Ebezina for our sober Ibîme.

Assnal dey collect all the shots, possessions and meaningful passes including goal and shot attempts, Chelshit dey collect all the fouls and yellow cards. Inside life.

This Broja is so slow. He seems to be worse than Aubameyang he replaced. This is a shit show.

Unlimited22:
Even you?

Peter didn't deny Jesus this fast. This is amazing.

Even a blind man knows that Aubameyang was not meant to start the second-half except Harry Potter. Now he's removing him after the deed has been drawn.

*in the immortal voice of Dopejemi* long may this continue!!

raumdeuter:
See as Arsenal dey press Chelsea for home. Na wa o

As a United fan, I'm happy with dross play from Chelshit, but a part of me feels pity for them. I can't remember the last time I watched this fixture at Chelshit home and saw Assanal totally dominate Chelshit like this.

They recover the ball more than Chelshit.
They press more than Chelshit.
They pass the ball more than Chelshit.

This feels like an Assanal vs Nottingham Forest match. The only thing Assanal haven't done yet is score.

The worse players on that pitch are Aubameyang & Havertz followed closely by Mount, Sterling & RLC.

This team has a lot of issues to treat. I don't envy them at all.

And Assanal scores. This was never a battle. Assanal has battered Chelshit to submission.

This Chelshit team is so poor. How can Assnal be playing you outta the park like it's a training match? It'll be a miracle if Chelshit finishes in top 4 with this style of coward and clueless play.

IngeniousLeez:
It's Dec 16.

Thanks for the info. Falls within a hectic period for me. Na to watch am the next weekend, which means missing a EPL match or two.

IngeniousLeez:
Avatar: Way of the Water ready to murk December up.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9MyW72ELq0

Do you know its December release date? Want to plan my cinema movement.

NaijaMemes:
Nice. Would you be interested in filming a documentary on the Nairaland life of Jeromeblack/logicboy?

There can even be a part 2- the revenge of abdulsleek!

You are a case.

Antony needs to recover for next match. I can't stomach another Elanga performance.

Eriksen no strong at all.

So no yellow card for Scamacca? WTF?!!

This Scamacca of West Ham be looking like a tall Coutinho