₦airaland Forum

naptu2:
Amin is one to talk, someone who promoted himself from major to His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular". He also proclaimed himself to be the "King of Scotland". Amin promoted his uncle from the rank of lieutenant colonel to the rank of general and made him vice president. They are all the same.

bluefilm:
Waste no time again.

Rush now... take your baby to the nearest NCDC office.

Your baby has COVID20!

That is one of the symptoms according to the latest WHO report!

Act fast now!

mandalorian:
Thanks man, I'll make arrangements to visit Lasuth.

Viking007:
1: No. We all have an account created for everyone already with the bank once your application has been approved.

2: Patience. You either have patience or join the WhatsApp group and go protest for your money on Twitter.

3: same as number 2.

supercase1:
But if they spent the money on you or your husband use fraud money to buy you Benz,
You go drive am!!!

uyogabie:
I called the customer care in my state,they said I should come to their office on Monday.Had to call one of the customer care line that was shared here(the one that ends with 7).The guy said I should text my details that he will help to facilitate it.
I'm fed up of this back and forth game.My best option is to totally remove my mind from all these.Whenever they feel like transferring the money in their account into my PAC, it's okay,life goes on.

Gcool2:
Submitted today but didn't fill any guarantor form...which guarantor for are u pple talking about

manlawal:
when did they submit the form and is it sme or household

sunnyeinstein:
Beremx

I applied to the household part of the scheme sha.
Today I got an SMS telling me my application was approved for 500k. It directed me to go to the webpage
https://covid19.nmfb.com.ng/HomeLoans

On opening the page, it says I should input my BVN for confirmation. I was about opening my mobile app to grab it that was when my 7th sense kicked open like "ogbeni kilonsele gangan"... banks no go ask me for BVN online naaw!
Then I tried contacting the website's contact number but it is switched off.
Na there I still dey naw, I dey investigate further

Davash222:
Buhari and APC will add this as one of their achievements.
They'll be like "SpaceX flew over Nigeria during our administration"

Ndi ara.

MinorityOpinion:
You've just done that 10q

nathpope:
u dey mind am?
someone like him wont listen to SIMPLE ADVICE.
He wants quick action cure.

Balogun106:
I'm currently using Shea butter on it, but it's staining my shirts and also the smell on it are on almost all my shirts, reason is that i can no longer take off my shirts or even put on Singlet. So whenever i apply Shea butter i normally out my shirt on immediately on the bathroom after bathing, so the Shea butter am applying on it normally rubs my shirt also the smell of it are all over any shirt i wore, so i stopped applying it.