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i cant jst stop laffin..eko free town noni

shout out to all septemberlites

@mod front page plzz

phayvoursky: This stuff is just too irrelevant. Fvck!!!

ur opinion though

lonngmann: If you are born in September, it is safe to assume that your parents started the year with a bang!

lol... Is that a fact?

Truth24: I wish I was born on ........











25th December

why? inbtw which month are u

freshness2020: Try making use of the space Bar key next time!

noted thnks

september is a special month to me coz its my birth month n this particular one is my month of "Divine Attention"welcome to one of the qreatest month. qreatest!! Septemberlite...

The 9th month of the year is an
outstanding one
In the Georgian calendar, the calendar
that most of the world uses,
September is the ninth month of the
year. However, it used to be the seventh month on the Roman
calendar. It had 29 and 31 days but it
later was changed to 30 days by
Emperor Augustus. In Southern United
States, it is the warmest months of the
year and very cool nights for Northern states. It is the harvest time for crops
and that is why Switzerland calls
September the harvest month. In the
Northern hemisphere, beginning of
September leads to the beginning of
meteorological autumn while it is the beginning of the meteorological
spring in southern hemisphere.
Below are some fun facts about
September: 1. The birthstone for September is the
sapphire. 2. The zodiac signs for September are
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) and
Libra (September 23 - October 22) 3. The birth flower for September is the
morning glory. 4. On September 1, 1905, Alberta and
Saskatchewan were established. 5. On September 1, 1939, World War II
began in Europe because the German
troops invaded Poland. 6. On September 2, 1789, the United
States Department of Treasury was
established. 7. On September 3, 1783, the
Revolutionary War in America ended
after Great Britain signed the Treaty of
Paris. 8. On September 6, 1901, William
McKinley, the 25th President of the
United States, was assassinated. 9. On September 8, 1565, the first
permanent white settlement was
founded in St.Augustine, Florida. 10. On September 10, 1846, Elias
Howe patented his sewing machine. 11. On September 14, 1847, United
States forces took control of Mexico
City. 12. On September 14, 1940, the
Selective Service Act was passed by
Congress which provided the first
peacetime draft in the United States
history. 13. National Chicken Month 14. National Rice Month 15. National Potato Month 16. National All-American Breakfast
Month 17. Labor Day - first Monday of
September 18. September 8 - Pardon Day 19. September 13 - Uncle Sam Day (his
image was first used in 1813) 20. September 16 - Mexican
Independence Day

how can i copy it on my symbian that is not supported

ceejayluv: We created what??... Sorry, but you're daft...

i wudnt start fiqhtinq with u, coz frm ur mode of xpression it z clearly evident dat u lack the sliqhtest traces of manners

qosh!! U quys are so irritatinq with ur "only we can" behaviour.You hoarded ur so called cure 4 ebola n now we created our own n u label it "pesticide" Y cant u js allow us use our pesticide instead of suckinq,, white MONKEYS!!!

u quys(moderators) are so bias, same topic i created n didnt qrace the first page,n dat same topic was created a day after n was shifted to first paqe after jst few comments,,chai!! Continue God is watchinq

[quote author=dahdah][/quote]thatz true,, imaqine those dat lived in d kinq james enqlish aqe then compare to what is been spoken now,,,

is english langauge losing itz value already?

Oxford's editors have welcomed a
new batch of words to their
database, validating young people
and making life less confusing for
old people Oxford Dictionaries, the arm of the
Oxford family that focuses on current
English, announced on Wednesday
that they’ve added the latest batch of
words to their ranks. For all those who are ready to set their
quills to parchment and declare the
end of the English language, now that
such frivolous terms are getting
respect from Oxford, please keep in
mind that this is not the Oxford English Dictionary. That arm of the family is
more like the serious and intellectual
grandfather who constantly withholds
his approval from younger
generations. In other words, the OED
editors require words to have much more historical, significant impact
before adding them to that reference. Caveats made, here is a selection of
Oxford Dictionaries’ noobs: acquihire (n.): buying out a company primarily for the skills and expertise of
its staff. adorbs (adj.): arousing great delight; cute or adorable. air punch (n.): thrusting one’s clenched fist up into the air, typically as
a gesture of triumph. amazeballs (adj.): very impressive, enjoyable, or attractive. anti-vax (adj.): opposed to vaccination. binge-watch (v.): watch multiple episodes of a television program in
rapid succession. bro hug (n.): a friendly embrace between two men. clickbait (n.): (on the Internet) content whose main purpose is to
attract attention and draw visitors to a
particular web page. cray (adj.): crazy, but without that time-consuming extra syllable. Deep Web (n.): the part of the World Wide Web that is not discoverable by
means of standard search engines. doncha (contraction): don’t you. douchebaggery (n.): obnoxious or contemptible behaviour. e-cig (n.): another term for electronic cigarette. fandom (n.): the fans of a particular person, team, series, etc., regarded
collectively as a community or
subculture. fast follower (n.): a company that quickly imitates the innovations of its
competitors. 5:2 diet (n.): a diet that involves eating normally for five days out of a
seven-day period and greatly
restricting the amount of food eaten
on the other two days. FML (abbrev.): (vulgar slang) f— my life! (used to express dismay at a
frustrating personal situation) hate-watch (v.): watch (a television program usually) for the sake of the
enjoyment derived from mocking or
criticizing it. hot mess (n.): a person or thing that is spectacularly unsuccessful or
disordered. hot mic (n.): a microphone that is turned on, in particular one that
broadcasts a spoken remark that was
intended to be private. humblebrag (n. & v.): (make) an ostensibly modest or self-deprecating
statement whose actual purpose is to
draw attention to something of which
one is proud. hyperconnected (adj.): characterized by the widespread or habitual use of
devices that have Internet
connectivity. ICYMI (abbrev.): in case you missed it. listicle (n.): an Internet article presented in the form of a numbered
or bullet-pointed list. live-tweet (v.): post comments about (an event) on Twitter while the event
is taking place. mansplain (v.): (of a man) explain something to someone, typically a
woman, in a manner regarded as
condescending or patronizing. mud run (n.): an event in which participants negotiate a course
consisting of obstacles filled or
covered with mud. neckbeard (n.): growth of hair on a man’s neck, especially when regarded
as indicative of poor grooming. Paleo diet (n.): a diet based on the type of foods presumed to have been
eaten by early humans. second screen (n.): a mobile device used while watching television,
especially to access supplementary
content or applications. sentiment analysis (n.): the process of computationally identifying and
categorizing opinions expressed in a
piece of text. side boob (n.): the side part of a woman’s breast, as exposed by a
revealing item of clothing. side-eye (n.): a sidelong glance expressing disapproval or contempt. smartwatch (n.): a mobile device with a touchscreen display, worn on the
wrist. SMH (abbrev.): shaking (or shake) my head (used to express
disapproval, exasperation, etc.). spit take (n.): (especially as a comic technique) an act of suddenly spitting
out liquid one is drinking in response
to something funny or surprising. subtweet (n.): (on Twitter) a post that refers to a particular user without
directly mentioning them, typically as a
form of furtive mockery or criticism. tech-savvy (n.): well informed about or proficient in the use of modern
technology. time-poor (adj.): spending much of one’s time working or occupied. throw shade (phr.): publicly criticize or express contempt for someone. vape (v.): inhale and exhale the vapor produced by an electronic
cigarette or similar device. WDYT (abbrev.): what do you think? YOLO (abbrev.): you only live once (expressing the view that one should
make the most of the present
moment).I think very soon our own slag like "gbaski" would soon gain recognition in the oxford dictionary lol.

ToyinJoy: Dont know.

u mean u dont know wether they shud be back toqether or not?

how many of u want to see them toqether aqain?

jst visited kickoff website n it z function qood n fyn

Rihanna, Karrrueche, Rihanna, Karrueche, now back to Rihanna?
Who do you really want? It is said that Chris Brown has been blowing up Rih’s phone ever since he got out of
prison, trying to see her. The two have
been on/off for a couple of years now,
and it looks like he’s ready to get back
with his true love. Over the weekend, Chris was spotted
at Rihanna & Eminem‘s concert which took place at the Rose Bowl in LA
where the two performed for a huge
crowd. According to a source, Chris
attended the second show, watched it
from the crowd and then made his
way backstage to be closer to Rihanna. Just recently when Chris’ former
girlfriend Karrueche visited Keke
Palmer’s talk show Just Keke, she
stated that it was hard dating Chris
due to the battle she had to deal with
Rihanna and the whole love triangle. Wonder how she feels now.Do you think Rihanna should accept him back after all the horrible experience?

copied this from an fb page,,, Have u ever heard of any disease in
history that broke out during a
particular time and was curbed and
then after some decades start to re-
occur again?? No!! The Ebola Virus
Disease (EVD) First outbreak was 47years ago it was then controlled and
now it's back again,how come?? They
said it is found in fruit bats,monkeys,bush meat and the rest,Aren't these the same meats our fore-father and the
bush hunters killed and ate? Did they
ever contact the EVD? No!! So where are
all this stories about fruit bats being the
natural host coming from? whereby
people eat this same animals everyday and still remain healthy. So after my
recent study about EVD i discovered it
might just have been created to control
population because we african give
birth a lot. Note that the US doctors that
contacted the EVD in Sierra loane have been flown back to the US and guess
what CNN reported today that they
now nearing full recovery,tell me where
on earth did they get the cure if it was
claimed to have no cure!...plz nairalanders share ur thought

Billboard Magazine has listed Tuface' sixth studio album – “The
Ascension” as one of the top selling
albums for the week. It currently
takes the number 12 spot. His very excited wife Annie Macaulay-
Idibia took to her official Instagram
page to speak about the honour. “I Am Screaming thank YOU JESUS!!!!
This is the 1st time EvER In d world any
Nigerian artist archived this!!! Record-
Breaking! 2face Idibia’s ‘The
Ascension’ Album Is Currently The
12th Top Selling Album In The World – Music ” she says. The album features Bridget Kelly, Fally
Ipupa, Vector, Iceberg Slim
andDammy Krane. It retails on Spinlet,
iTunes and Spotify. So guys n babes do u think 2face aka 2baba hv finally hit d highest height in d musical world¿¿

chorlay: if dis should finally come true, na bacca go dey collect cotalunya league cup for d next 20 year b dat

and u think barca wud still be recognise as one of d top teams without much competition dat d laliga offers?

to the faith barca fans, whatz ur say on this

Chief of Army Staff, Lt. General
Kenneth Minimah, has said that
officers and soldiers of the Nigerian
Army will soon be kitted with new
sets of uniforms to differentiate
them from impostors. General Minimah, who made the
disclosure at the end of his tour on
army formations in the Lagos, said
the new uniforms which are
currently being sewn at the
Nigerian Army Tailoring Department in Yaba, will make officers and
soldiers appear smarter.
The Chief of Army Staff, who also
cautioned officers and men of the
Army on the use of the social media
as a way of expressing their grievances, noted that such action
can only destroy the Force.
He also admonished those using
the internet to spread falsehood
about the service, particularly the
ongoing war against insurgents in parts of the country, urging them to
desist. “The Nigerian Army has
decided to change the camouflage
uniform of the service. We have also
decided to make it ourselves so that
it will have a uniform look. We will not allow anybody to
make them for us.
They are currently being made at
the Nigerian Army Tailoring
Department at Yaba, Lagos State. It
will make us look smarter and better,” he said.
Source: http://
www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/
news/30424-army-to-get-
new-uniform

The Spanish
Football League
(LFP) president
has insisted that
Barcelona will no
longer be able to compete in La Liga if Catalunya gets
independence.
The region has long campaigned
for separatism from the rest of the
country due to their cultural and
linguistic differences. Barca have long been a symbol of
Catalan independence but LFP
chief Javier Tebas says that they
would not be able to continue in
the Spanish football system under
current regulations. "I don't like to speculate about
impossibilities. Catalunya will
always be Spain," he is quoted as
saying by AS.
"And I'm not only worried abut
Barcelona, but Nastic, Girona, Espanol, Llagostera and Sabadell. If
the Sports Act remains the same,
they could not compete in our
league.
"We would have to change the
Sports Act. Andorra, for example, play in our competitions because
the law specifically states they can.
There's an additional provision.
"Initially, Barcelona could not
compete in La Liga unless there is
an inter-that state agreement."

Silenzer: I experience such as the Op especially when am sleeping. I browsed it and found some few facts. Hydration is important after exercise or u get cramped up. Stretch your muscles after exercise and if u get cramp, try and stretch ur legs or muscles with your toes bent towards you. Hope this helps.

.thnkz alot i wud try dat out nxt time thouqh it hurts even more wen u tried 2 move

@henrydo i couldnot even move let alone pouring cold water on it. Buh thnkz 4 d tip

I had experienced this many times but just felt like sharing my latest encounter.for those who dont know what muscles cramp is, it is commonly known as MUSCLE PULL.I believe every one here now understand what i am talking about. Back to my story, just this evening after having my last meal, i tried to UnCloth my shot nicka i was wearin coz am the type dat luv to free himsef whenever i am at home but i had this terrible muscle cramp on the cafe of my left leq after jst managing to pull my left leg out of what i was wearinq and i jst fell on d floor shouting n rollin in pain wit no one to help, i 4got to mention i was the only one @home.To cut d long story short i managed to stand upright after much grinning in pain,it wasnt funny @all.so pls kindly share ur own worst xperience of muscle cramps plus how u were able to handle it.