Lol so funny but.......

some ladies be guarding their boobs like the white house! no b errybdy get dat tym to dey stare abeg

U 4got d sports analyst and d self-acclaimed best footballer.
D most famous dt waves at almost evry1 on foot. I often wonder if ds pple v ntn else dn greet pple.
D familiarist - ds often hapns wen a beautiful gal is besyd a guy. Well, depending on d girl, their argument/conversation cld b fun to eavesdrop on.... Lol, chai!!!! I don miss Lagos

although dis tins sounds funny, bt d truth is d way nigerian behave i dnt undastnd lik untamed goat. u 'll ce bus conductor shoutin 4 no reason jst 2 disturb public peace.

smelly armpit and body odor... yuck. i can't stand these ones

Mrval20: Very true indeed.
There might also be someone sitting behind/beside you who has been reading all your chats as you type them since you got into the bus. When you eventually catch him/her, you'd look at him/her like - "why can't people mind their business?" Then you go through your chats just to know the stuffs that aren't private anymore. LOL

y must u do wat is meant to b private in the public؟ppp

adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent..

from Allen take a bus going to oshodi, when u get to oshodi walk down a bit to charity as if u're going to Mile 2, ask for Bus going to Ikotun/jakande/Ejigbo. From Allen to Oshodi is 150 and from Oshodi to Ejigbo is still 150naira

This op don gada experience, so tey he fit classified them. E b lyk say he don dey enter danfo sin 1900, abi na inside danfo den born am?

That one person whose face is as hardened as concrete who continually looks around suspiciously......

And u be like ' Shey i neva enter One Chance so?'

i cant jst stop laffin..eko free town noni

Lmao at all d comments...Eko and Danfo ehn they go hand in hand.

You missed the religious zealot.
Enjoyed your piece though

:DThis is so funny

when u sit down near where d conductor stands and noticed he has not washed his clothes for days

LMAyedun: Great quote by Wasiu: "Change can't be given to u every time, you must bring the change" Wasiu is a bus Conductor at Oshodi. Now read it again.

Mehn, you really got me laughing!!

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

lol,on point...u don enter tired

purplesummer: Then the lady with the low waist jeans flashing her butt at any body who is plagued with the misfortune of sitting behind her

so true

chinex276: U 4got d football fanatics, now dat 9ja drew yesterday, dey'll argue till d end of their journey.

LEMME SHARE DIS STORY WITH U::

one day while coming frm wrk, i wanted 2 enta a danfo, bt d only place i lyk siting is @ d frnt with d driver nd anothe passenger, so when i reached d bustop i headed 4 d frnt sit, only 2 find a man neatly dressed with suit there, so i joined him after about 20mins d man angrily left d bus nd went 4 another one becos one we were in was taking tym 2 full, after abt 5mins. I too left d bus nd went 2 another one sat at d frnt, lo nd behold it was desame man, after sometyms he angrily left 4 another bus which i unknowingly followed him 2, and met him at d frnt seat, wen d man looked at me, he said "guy na wetin na, y u dey follo me lyk dis, see anybody wey send u tell u no see me", mehn i vex coz oda pple don dey luk me one kind, den i told him, "shebi d moto na ur own, if u no wan siddon 4 public moto go buy ur own na", he den left 4 another bus, wen i thought abt it i jus cant help but laff out LOUD!

hahaha....very funny......the man was suspecting u....LOL

Na Molue worst pass


The Igbo vs Yoruba fighers

Driver playing one retired but not tired old track for his own enjoyment.




Sister abeg adjust!
Adjust go where brother!
Mtwee!
More like a face me I slap u yard!!!
14th na my birthday o! Enter ur danfo(train) to minna.

the window side==== they wil sit @ d window side nd bend dere leg wen u wnt to enter, meaning dts where dey wnt to sit front sit===== they sit beside the driver but when another passenger wnt to enter they wil come down nd ask u to sit in d middle why dey sit beside d door.

mabeni: y must u do wat is meant to b private in the public؟ppp

Not necessarily private, at least personal.

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

Hahaha the newspaper borrower. "Bros abeg na today paper be that?".

MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.

12. The one that will buy boiled eggs, gala, Lacasera, pure water and so on eat all through the journey. They will chew like locomotive engines when they eat their bounty and if you're lucky they might even throw grenades (Farts)

13. The fat woman that is supposed to pay for two seats but will pay for one and you will be squeezed like tuna in a can.

14. The newspaper borrower

Oh, I could go on and on!! Lagos is in a class of its own mehn. I don miss

I had to like this post
Don't forget the chronic liars who will answer a call in a bus on third mainland and the next thing you will hear is “I dey front of your office for V.I

The Sweaty Fat woman with arm less gown
The staff (policeman)
The Quiet one no matter what you discuss
The Two Aboki who always sit together and speaking the language
The beachy who feels she doesn't suppose ride with you.

gbaskiboy: from Allen take a bus going to oshodi, when u get to oshodi walk down a bit to charity as if u're going to Mile 2, ask for Bus going to Ikotun/jakande/Ejigbo. From Allen to Oshodi is 150 and from Oshodi to Ejigbo is still 150naira

Which Area do I take da bus going to OSHODI?? IS AT TOYIN STRT. OR FRONT OF TFC??

Hhahahaha.. There is a preacher this morning in my danfo.. On my way to work.. I was once a mumu JJC but I'm no longer a JJC..

adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent..

Once u get too oshodi, there is garrage adjasent the NAFDAC office. U will find buses going to ejigbo. What part of ejigbo are u going?

The OP who was born in a danfo....Na joke oooo...

rusher14:

Better than the guy that reads over your shoulder and holds your hand as you flip the page....Na you and am buy the paper?

Hahahahhahaha I have experienced this.
Very funny thread.