₦airaland Forum

Mine was today

Nma27:
And you didn't elbow the Thief

lol, was just in shock

I peed in my senior's bucket of water...cos she is wicked nd sent me to fetch a bucket of water for her

Dis must b in Benin club

Martinmania:
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/instagram/instagram-instagram/instagram-instagram-9-2-0-369036-release/instagram-9-2-0-4-android-apk-download/

thank you so much....i apeeaciate

I don't like her songs,but she is going places than mocheda who have great voice

Benin boys alwyz forming young money, cash money...with no sense in their head

Tbh d vampire diaries have lost it..season 1-4 I tink was dope,but now they acting rubbish....everybody want to b resurrected oneway or d oda,d dead should stay dead.not watching anymore so not bothered

Everyone will surely have their love story..it can happen anywhere,in d forest,rain,mountain or tree

People should help nd not stare WTF

No 2 all day everyday..cos u would wanna give it your best

7Alexander:
Since the incident, she's been acting weird and that creeps the hell out of me

just mind your bussiness if u see her in d morning you can greet her,den I suggest when your rent is due..u pack out from dere for safety.

My own advice don't confront her...just give her space,she will realize u don't want to b her friend anymore...human beings sha

Martinmania:
If you want to use any proxy android app on your BlackBerry 10... it's quite easy... even FACEBOOK
All you have to do is goto a site that uploads apks... and download the oldest version (yeah unless your device is 10.3 upwards then the android version is more enhanced)


Like I have the current version of instagram on my 10.2 but it always crashes... then I did download a very old one... works perfect.... same as Facebook... downloaded an old ask of it... and it's working... even messenger...

pls give me d link of your old instagram...am having same issue plz

Hi everyone, plz I am using a z10 so I upgraded my instagram to d latest version..but each time I try opening it,it runs away.i can't open it to view anything on iG...I need a solution plzzz

LordofNairaland:
My Queen, hope you are still considering my royal proposal? Don't rush to say no.

lol,NO

CorGier:
Sister berryice,
nice knowing u're safe, but how daa one take concern Romance nah?

tanx bro corgier,am a romance member lol

Greenbullet:
thank your stars.

off cos am thanking my stars

royalvalentine19:
am sure you are in Lagos . you sharp gan !

m happy you were not a loss.
how va, do you still have that #170?

it happened in waff city,yea Tnk God I was smart...lol no I gave d driver d 100 nd collected d 70#

LordofNairaland:
The Lord of Nairaland will give you till January next year to think about the proposal. I like women like you to sit beside me while I sit in judgment over Nairaland. Don't be in a haste to reply. I am a very patient god. Good night, my lady.

lol,jan is too far...ve thought about it now

LordofNairaland:
Good, you have modified the topic. I might consider making you one of my Queens so you can rule Nairaland with me.

awww thank you..but not intrested

LordofNairaland:
Young lady, why duplicate this thread? Why not edit the original one by removing that gbagaun in the topic and the unnecessary details in the body? Do you realize how difficult you make my job?

everybody must talk,corrector ude

DjAndroid:
Ignoramus. #donewithyou

done with your ass too...

freesinzu:
Madam, your story should be in the crime section.

ok Tnk u next time

DjAndroid:
Instead of you to edit that nonsense you wrote up there, you are here calling names. Simple past tense of "Rob" you don't know.

see English.

teacher chike hope u had first class in skul with your well spoken English? Bleep off

LordofNairaland:
What sort of a person writes like this. Instead of going straight to the point, you will be reading stuffs like "I stopped a bike and so the bike stopped and I look at the the bikeman he looks at me. And I say how much and he says 20naira and I say no, I can't pay 20 naira and he says how much you wan pay"

Bullshit. Go straight to the point next time. I am a god, I don't like my time being wasted.

trying to go into details so people will understand,is not by force for u to read...ure a god for yourself

Roel:
na english you study

nope

ammyluv2002:
Thank God nothing happened to you


Btw, I love your dp

tanx boo,yea Tnk God

Roel:
ok you go uniben? na mtn you dey use i know this girl life

really?

DjAndroid:
I remember when I was in the junior secondary school. We were taught how to write an essay. Paragraphing, Punctuation. Etc.

God bless my teacher.

attention seeker,u ve been noticed..boy byeee

Hi everyone..on my way home dis evening I entered keke...told d driver where I was going nd he told me to enter...so I did wen we got to half of d journey d driver asked me where I was going I now said oga I told u now,hr now said he isn't going to that place...I should pay nd come down so I gave him 100naira,nd he was suppose to give me change of 50#he now gave me 170#ihe was now like ow much I give u..ni now said oga I gave u 100#he was is d change complete,all of a sudden I felt something d guy sitting close to me was trying to unzip my bag..immidiately I checked my bag nd zipped it closed d driver was trying to distract me with d change issue so dah d guy will b able to steal..he was still talking but I paused wen I felt something..i now came down from d keke, d driver was lookin confused. He now drove away....i Tnk God nothing happened to me...if they give dose thieves jungle justice we all b pitying for dem. Wen dey can't pity for us*smh dah was my xperience today nl

Hi everyone..on my way home dis evening I entered keke...told d driver where I was going nd he told me to enter...so I did wen we got to half of d journey d driver asked me where I was going I now said oga I told u now,hr now said he isn't going to that place...I should pay nd come down so I gave him 100naira,nd he was suppose to give me change of 50#he now gave me 170#ihe was now like ow much I give u..ni now said oga I gave u 100#he was is d change complete,all of a sudden I felt something d guy sitting close to me was trying to unzips bag..immidiately I checked my bag nd zipped ot close d driver was trying to distract me with d change issue so dah d guy will b able to steal..he was still talking but I paused wen I felt something..i now came down from d keke, d driver was lookin confused. He now drove away....i Tnk God nothing happened to me...if they give dose thieves jungle justice we all b pitying for dem. Wen dey can't pity for us*smh dah was my xperience today nl