₦airaland Forum

skarlett:
Jumia and konga are legit, it's sites like Jiji and OLX that you should be worried about the retailers veracity.

Hope you know some percentage of jumia's products are from local retailers who also put up fake goods??

pwetie:
tecno samsung apple infinix they all China.

Nigeria is currently flooded with "China phones" so I don't blame your ignorance for thinking all the above mentioned brands are of Chinese origin. Apple is purely designed in USA and then assembled in China, 'cause why not? Also, Samsung is a South Korean company not Chinese. Despite that, half of Samsung's phones are manufactured in Vietnam.

A'ight...you want to buy a phone that can't be repaired once it gets faulty. Why? Because you can't find the parts. Leagoo? Definitely sounds Chinese...that alone is a no-no. Still want to buy it, well good luck wasting your money.

bbyby01:
Month of April gone. Still no wanking.
There were times I almost did it. A girl just decided to send me nudes.
I just got up and walked out of the house.
That was how I was saved that day.

Laugh wan kill me die...more like devil decided to send you nudes...Hot flaming nudes.

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Techcrunchng:
One of the stupid lecturers

...And Who the heck are you? Oh it's Techcrunchng Aka Engr. Lamborghini. A'ight, after easing your appetite for Adrenochrome you decide to surf up here and spew out some genius level nonsense. I bet you typed that while listening to love songs for the retarded. Not so many Lecturers, least men can show their emotional hurt as this man did. Yes, the country's bleeding out, few feel it and daftlings like you who planted their reasoning in a fool's garden and don't know Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do don't give a jack.
Guess what I might not be the troubleshooter but I detected an error in your reasoning.
"One of the stupid lecturers"...I'm not surprised such a response emanated from the bowels of a man who spends all his time in the worst topics the Romance section can offer. Heck, this country might be regarded as a rathouse so many wish they weren't born in this geo-hole called Nigeria. However, before you join me in nodding your head and ranting about the nation in your mind's eye, remember a church is the people not the place. You voted those at the top, after they derailed your better judgement with petty gifts like 5 cups of rice.
Yes all these I just spewed is still a better love story than twilight but dear you, you are one of the stupid Nairaholics.
Pardon my French.