₦airaland Forum

nairalandist:
Does Dangote know that equation?
Does Mike Adenuga know it?
Does Obama know it?
If the answer is NO, please print it out and hand the tissue paper over to me. It'll be useful in the toilet.

You are one of the reason why Africa will never develop because all what you know is how to think about successfull people and how to make fast money
you fail to realise equation is the bedrock of any developed country
fOOOOOOL

DuchessLily:
Eh yaahh..... Hope them no do 'mmmttssweeee' for Mofo

ok

ayusco85:
I suggest gang rape by 10 girls.


Thank me later

Exactly

how about your girl friend?
are you not going to declare if you have one

And why i can't send this topic back to the top

ABUJA — Barely a week after the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, threatened to declare him wanted over alleged laundering of over N300 billion during his tenure, the former Borno State Governor, Ali Modu Sheriff, last night voluntarily surrendered to the agency for interrogation.
The former governor walked into the hands of his interrogators at the commission’s head office in Abuja at 6pm and was immediately taken in.
A top source at the commission confirmed to Vanguard that Sheriff was quizzed over N300 billion allegedly taken from the coffers of the state without any work done with it as claimed by his administration.
“We want the former governor to also explain to us how N13 billion taken from local government joint account in the state was used and what it was used for,” the source said.
Sheriff is alleged to have claimed that his administration used the sum to execute some infrastructural projects to prepare the ground for the inauguration of the administration of his successor in 2011.
But the anti-graft agency said last night that no such project was executed and the money not accounted for in addition to the N13 billion said to have vanished form the state’s local government joint account.
“I can confirm to you that the former governor of Borno State is with us and we cannot say for how long our operatives will keep him. We really want to know the truth from him before deciding on whether there is enough evidence to charge him to court or not,” the official said.
Last week, the commission had served notice of his intention to declare Sheriff wanted if he continued to ignore his invitations.
Sheriff is the second former governor to surrender voluntarily this week to answer questions bordering on their tenure.
Former Adamawa governor, Murtala Nyako, surrendered on Monday and has been admitted to bail on personal recognition over N15 billion fund alleged to have been laundered during his administration.
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/sheriff-surrenders-to-efcc-over-alleged-n300bn-fraud/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter#sthash.M70kyFHW.dpuf

maxxy:
It took me 8yrs to get here. Recruited by then Intercontinental Bank straight from NYSC Camp Ede, Osun State, my story has been one of good progression over the years. Today am a Middle Mgt staff taking home almost half a million naira in monthly benefits, yet it is time to type that letter and sign myself into entrepreneurial freedom!!!

The above is not written to brag, but to maybe motivate others who may be in my shoes... having great entrepreneurial skills yet fearful of what lies on the other side. I have tasted both worlds and I choose to fly. Let me mention however that quitting this job did not happen overnight, but is rather the result of a journey embarked upon over the last one year: a journey to Build a plan B. Today, that Plan B is the only Plan, raking in better revenues than the initial Plan A, yet am barely scratching the surface.

The feeling is indescribable as I wait for Monday... for on that day I will be giving my current employer the mandatory 30 days notice. In the coming days, I look forward empowering others to do exactly what I am doing now so that together we can contribute to rebuilding Nigeria

I can't understand what you are going to gain from all these lies sadly my people are so blind to realise this OP is just seeking attention

They are even more organized than Nigeria

And why they are not going home

This Buhari self get as e be

Jovanna:
Let them continue to rush, those kind of people does not know what marriage entail, they are blinded with love... Na GIGO be dier case RUSH IN RUSH OUT

What does marriage entails? are you divorced? its not about age its about maturity and exposure,I have seen a 19years old lady who is more matured than 29yrs old one so what are you saying ?
@OP go find a good spouse for yourself

20 things ladies think after sex

1. That was good.

2. Is it tacky to check my phone right now? Like 20 seconds after we just finished having sex? Yes.

3. I better go pee so I don't get a UTI. And explain that to him for the fortieth time.

4. God, I'm wheezing like a 70-year-old chain smoker. I need to go to running more. I got that cute J.Crew puffy vest for it and everything.

5. Was my cat watching us the whole time? Probably. At least she didn't try to swat at his balls.

6. How does the condom wrapper always end up on the floor?

7. He listened to me about the finger thing from last time! Good to know he takes suggestions.

8. I can't wait to tell my best friend at brunch tomorrow. Still too soon to look at my phone, right? Yeahhh.

9. Do we cuddle now? I don't want to instigate it because then I'm The Girl Who Cuddles.

10. Oh OK good he instigated it.

11. Awww, man, we rolled right into the wet spot. Wet spots are God's way of punishing us for the sin of fornication.


12. We clearly both feel this wet spot and neither of us are acknowledging it. Because it's awkward (if we're newly dating) and/or we're stubborn and lazy (if we're in a long-term relationship).

13. Do we have to get up and change the sheets? Do I even have clean sheets right now?

14. OK, yeah, let's just get up and change them.

[Sheets changed. Back to cuddling.]

15. Is his arm falling asleep?

16. Did my neighbors hear us? Eh, who cares?

17. How is he asleep already?

18. At least I can text my best friend now and tell her I totally just did it.

19. I'm trapped here now. Under his giant leaden sleeping-man arm. I guess I just have to lie here until we drowsily roll over and switch positions at 3 a.m.

20. What should I get for brunch tomorrow? I'll let my internal debate between pancakes and Eggs Benedict lull me to sleep.
courtesy...google search

Its very easy to jail politician even if you follow due process,they all have skeletons in their walldrobe

Gboliwe:
What a story!
He was driving himself? I hear you!
He also didn't have any security detail? McheeEw

The story sound so fake

I dont trust this OP,this pictures looks very odd

AdeluwaTemi:
I knew it, my mind kept telling me that this fraudsters would be yoruba.


our governors should do something about the high rate of crime in our region

You are right,we are not igbo for christ sake!

denko:
Wike did in Rivers what is Fayose waiting for.

Their term finished this week on the 6th

dridowu:
When the past is doing it, you are busy praising him , now it is present you call it abnormal.
One thing is 99.9% certain Fayose may escape impeachment now but i doubt if he will finishes his tenure as governor not through death (like the way Fayose wishes other) not through sickness but through legal means i.e impeachment

He can never escape mark my word,they just have to announce his impeachment then you will see how soldiers will storm Ekiti to bundle him out

Fayose can never escape this week that is the fact

Great move,we need Chad desert warriors to finish off this bokoharam

Fayose must be impeached this week

oyin17:
lol, I can stay without sex for a year but can't stay an hour without internet. GM

Hmmmm Oyin Gm happy new month

He is not going to excape the next move EFCC move

This is a racist thread and moderator should do the needful
the OP forgot his MUM is a Nigerian
cuum rag

Tintinnoty:
got light for uninterrupted 5 hours 2day, 1st tym in a very looooong tym

there is light since thursday,sometimes 36hours straight its very serious i dont know where they are getting it because it was very bad before

Talk is cheap internet ko fiber optic ni
i will resort to sms
sex sure die

Enegod:
fighting can strengthen marriage...just give him uppercut

Lol like seriously? he is going to put that ikebe on tribune if she try that

Its possible!

Emodeee:
Op, he get money pass u.

Do you know the OP?you dont know who is behind the Moniker

Emodeee:
Op, he get money pass u.

Do you know the OP?

ademoladeji:
#2 is simple n classy

You got it

i'd love my gf to make that number 2 hair style then put on a nice ankara skirt couple with a nice top