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Fu*k buhari islambad jihadist

Idowuogbo: Normally in dier anuz! Dip ur middle finger in it, and bam!!!! u got urself unlimited access to d nutz.
Thank me lerra!

@op

If he sabi fawck and it no affect child bearing, den hell to da muda fawckin yeah!

badt teacher

Am having my rest, do I need massage?

Pls what's testicle and where is it located? Am curious

Deem light

I never see face wey I won fear. anyways how was rehab?

So sad

yes, am i not tired?

been tiring, looking @ the hand of clock, want to go home. Am i home seek?

To what?

rokiatu: Seina is not Desmond Elloit.

tanx for d clarification

kandiikane: He has a stronger jawline. He looks like a big man.

Lasgidi, you look so much like my uncle.

Ok, close your eyes then.

No am good now. they can come up with swimming pants so we can access the size of them erm.. brb

rokiatu: Don't view from page 21.

u coud'nt be wrong. what do u espect me? view frm page 1?
Abeg who be siena?

kandiikane: They can post new photos of themselves. but not the same over and over again.

In fact, guys you need to sell yourselves by posting semi-nakked photos of yourselves. Or even starked nakked.

Turn a girl on, Gawd dammit!

kandiikane: They can post new photos of themselves. but not the same over and over again.

In fact, guys you need to sell yourselves by posting semi-nakked photos of yourselves. Or even starked nakked.

Turn a girl on, Gawd dammit!

[quote author=kandiikane]excuse,Am in a public place

who is siena in dat pic? Desmond Eliot are u there?

london2lasgidi: lmao.....lmao............i'll give you a good kiss mami lmao............ mwah

judas kissed jesus. the highest bidder get my vote

Zionking & debosky not fair on the same group

london2lasgidi: You know want some of me.... .............................. vote london2lasgidi................son of a naija warrior..



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you forgot to put imao. how much is my vote worth?

Ur friend is an opportunist. at least he should have informed you of his intension before hand,if not for anything becos u both had an agreement.
just move on with ur life and worry less abt them so u can face ur studies.

Ado Ekiti. The GRA, u can close ur eyes and drive ur way

for ur mind. any news abt ur agbero friends for lagos?

Sales girl

Must u know?

Enough of ur promises, u r not even faithfull, not even my EOD.

fine morning my ex

bennyraz: + hire boko rams

Almajiri=Boko haram, abt to bomb dis place

I dint see my last post PDP

*recruits almajiris for the bomb bash*

Richfella: I can see the 'unseen hand' of the infamous Phee Dee Phee cabal at work in the results of the last round of voting.

Imagine the gentlemen 190 or mr_cork taking a liking to one of the contestants - these two gentlemen, combined, own more than 20% of the entire usernames on NairaLand. Mods you guys should find a way of disqualifying multiple votes from the same IP.



My impression of the contestants...

Most of the contestants are ok looking but I've long been desensitized to facial symmetry, curves and ample bosoms. It's personality baby! The greater part of a woman's beauty lies on the other side - the inside. There's always a prettier face, a bigger more succulent a-s-s, longer legs, more luscious lips and curvier hips. In fact doesn't even need to be better - There's always ANOTHER a-s-s!



My judgement on some of the contestants in no particular order:


1.) SabrinaNene: First impression from pic, "Who's the witch with a mad woman's hair?" Read a few of her posts and girl blew me right out of the water! Very intelligent (too cliché), insightful, cool-headed, open-minded and pragmatic. Reminded me so much of the long missing-in-action AmakaOne. Am so gonna marry you this coming Sunday - so excited to have you as my fifth wife. You look 16 though, guess you'll have to wait a coupla years - your bad . LIMITATION: Tendency to be stubborn and very strongly opinionated - beta dudes beware.



2.) Achukwunet: Do I need to say much? This chic radiates pure honesty. Notice the sincere smile, DIRECT eye-contact and open body language. I can give any male or female I've known for just 2 minutes, with that kind of body-language, a million dollars in cash for safe keeping and totally trust to get it all back whenever I want. Would want to have a daughter like her. Of course I noticed - no make-up. LIMITATION: Gravely susceptible to BAD BAD boys.



3.) Ogugua88: What more can I say? This girl will most likely make the best mom among all the contestants. Going by her posts, this is the kind of young woman I will want to entrust the moral formation and character building work of my children to. She looks like she will make a WONDERFUL wife. LIMITATIONS: Looks like she could be boring, might not 'suck on it' properly or would totally object, will need TOO MUCH attention.



4.) Shollypopz: Would have definitely made it into this round if not for 'THE CABAL'. A more aggressive, defiant version of Sabrinanene - without the witch and wizards hair. Needs lots of taming. Eaten lots of girls like this for breakfast - yeah The pro Lion tamer speaking. Will marry a crossbreed of Shollypopz and Ogugua88 - either a toned down version of shollypopz or a slighghtly improved Ogugua88.


Has pulled her pic down, if I remember correctly, she looks full-of-life, zestful, confident and like she's excited to be alive. She looks so cute - am gonna have to adopt her. Although she could actually be a pygmy with a full formed head and toothpick limbs. Should be stimulating and fun to hang with - sometimes. LIMITATION: Might not make a very good wife.


5.) Chillaz: The obvious PDP flag bearer. Average looks and sounds submissive. The programming part in your profile impressed me a bit.

6.) Amaryah: Looks humble and is the queen of one-liner posts! Girl next door impression.

7.) Tashamania: Good sense of style. Famous one-liner.

8.) Wildorchid: Looks quite insecure. Trying too hard to accentuate her over-glossed lips.

Meehn I don tire. Gotta retire to my royal judges chamber - gotta keep my 72 wayward virgins entertained.

INEC Take note of this arrangement and anounce result Asap.
who said black is not beauty? this girl can take u higher

Sabri mmuah

everything

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