₦airaland Forum

sweetorgasm:
LOL very funny, i know dat boy is a yoruba boy.

H0w y0u take kn0w .
0de pataki

hahaha..Dancing Feet

Lagusta:
How much will you give me if I do that....

Br0s abeq o..biko

Lagusta:
Those lazy bones in the anatomy lab don't use enough formaldehyde...

They just spray the stuff and leave it to rot gradually....

We dissected a cadaver's cranium once, and there was no brain, just maggots.....

Oga, times have changed ooooo

Can you 0lease brief me what medicine nd sugery is all about..im an aspirant..will be writing p.ume in ui soon

T00 MUCH WEED

Dapo777:
I am surrounded by christiañs and Muslims, although i don't care about their religion, but what disconforts me is that i feel scared to tell anyone I am an atheist and they see it as awkward when i tell them I dont go to church and i am a christian The fact I dint go to church , I know how some of them act, how will they act if I tell them i don't believe in God, in nigeria do people stigmatize atheists the way they stigmatize sickle cell oatients and HIV patients?

Pls help me. I don't know what to do. And I can't go to church, I sleep off very easily in any church , cos what they say doesn't make a grain of sense to me.

Fake Niqqa claiming atheist..Is atheism A fan club?!

MuguliciousMUGU:
Dbanj chases anything on skirt, when he sleeps he dreams of nyash, when he eats, he thinks of nyash, even he gets married, they will make a nyash cake for him, even his bathroom is a nyash bathroom.

I can't believe that am First to commentus, i dedicate this post to all the people living in west germany, including president mitchell. Thats all

Anything in skirt

mathefaro:
Ok! You forgot to mention the effect of the heat supplied. If it just melted the ice completely or raised raised the temperature by some degrees as in:

as opposed to this:

Can 210 enter ui for med??
im damn curious

Dry pass sahara

Nice cut and paste

Who do you think is the better rapper of the two?
0pinions needed

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No Sentiments please

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Jugde according to their Flows..Rhymes..Punchlines..Mixed Metaphors And yh..sarcasm


#Leqqo

Them don catch you

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FAM GIRL NO PIMPLES

Pugly!

CSTR2:
Well , nollywood is the biggest entertainment industry in africa.
The "yorubawood "and "hausawood " don't even come close.
Emeka ike must be a true visionary.

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NIGERIANS may need to brace up for more
hard times, as indications emerged
yesterday that fuel scarcity may persist till
June, after the incoming administration
may have been sworn in on May 29,2015.
The Guardian’s investigation revealed that
the scarcity of the Premium Motor Spirit
(PMS) otherwise known as petrol may
continue till after the official take-over by
the Buhari led administration, as marketers
are wary of further importation for the
fear of the unknown.
Although, the Federal Government recently
paid the marketers about N154 billion as
part of the subsidy claims, reliable industry
sources told The Guardian yesterday that
the marketers are now shying away from
importing products due to uncertainties
surrounding the payment of their
outstanding N200 billion.
Meanwhile,the Federal Government
yesterday disclosed its plans to conduct the
first comprehensive survey to determine
actual volume of crude oil, gas, among other
petroleum products produced, consumed or
exported out of the country.
Statistician-General of the Federation, Dr.
Yemi Kale stated this in Abuja yesterday
during a one-day stakeholders meeting of
survey on gas and petroleum product
demand, supply and utilization.
Kale noted that the study scheduled to
involve administering of questionnaires is to
be supervised by enumerators from the
National Bureau of Statistics(NBS).The scope
of the study will cover 2012-2014.
The source confirmed that most marketers
were only selling products that they could
easily manage and not allow a situation
where they will go into liquidation in case the
unexpected happens.
“We have been paid partially, but everybody
is suspicious of what will happen to the
outstanding balance owed marketers and
what happens after May 29. Nobody is
importing now against June, because no one
is sure of what is going to happen next,” he
stated.
He added that traders are making offers
offshore Lagos, but the marketers are
resisting the offer and those traders are
going back with their vessels.
“There are so many vessels laden with fuel
at Nigeria’s border line, but the marketers
are not buying, there is nothing the traders
can do than to go back with their products,”
the source said.

Arsenal G0 ch0p am t0day

IdiAmin1:
Please no Nigerian should attend the celebration yet.


Before we leave wetin we dey talk come talk another thing now.

Na Wa 0

MONROVIA, Liberia — Liberians
gathered in the streets of the capital
on Monday to celebrate the end of the
Ebola epidemic in this West African
country.
The festivities come after the World
Health Organization declared over the
weekend that Liberia was finally
Ebola-free.
More than 4,700 people died during
the Ebola crisis in Liberia, the country
hardest hit by the outbreak. Ebola
continues to claim victims in Sierra
Leone and Guinea, where health
officials have had difficulty tracing
new cases.
Liberian President Ellen Johnson
Sirleaf closed the celebrations by
recommitting herself to helping the
governments and people of Sierra
Leone and Guinea to overcome the
disease.
The effort to achieve that has already
started. "We are going to intensify that
effort because we know that until they
are free, totally free, we are not free,"
she said.
The president of Togo along with
guests from the African Union, Ghana
and Nigeria also attended the Liberian
event.
Liberia's Chief Justice Francis Korkpor
called the Ebola crisis "an unprovoked
attack on our nation that posed a
serious threat to the survival of our
existence."

Nigeria’s President-elect, General
Muhammadu Buhari, says Nigeria will
continue to cooperate with its neighbours
in order to reduce insurgency and
insecurity.
This is part of the incoming government’s
efforts to ensure the security of lives and
properties in the country.
Speaking in an interview with the media,
shortly after a meeting held behind
closed doors with Chadian President,
Idris Derby, in Abuja, the nations capital
on Monday, General Buhari said that his
administration would undertake a
comprehensive review of the security
situation, with a view to curtail all forms
of insurgency and terrorism.
President Derby, who spoke in French,
congratulated the President-elect and
promised to strengthen the bilateral
relations between Nigeria and Chad.

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The crisis rocking the Peoples Democratic
Party seems to have extended to its Lagos
State chapter as it’s chairman, Captain
Tunji Shelle, was on Monday sacked by 34
members of the State Working Committee.
He was immediately replaced by Kamaldeen
Olorunoje.
The committee accused Shelle of
mismanaging election campaign funds and
manipulating the party’s primaries last
year which ultimately led to the defeat of
the PDP at the polls.

barcanista:
All credit to Goodluck Jonathan's proactive anticorruption strategy.

F0r Example

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