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Martin0:
Oh really good union,so every babe wey be my friend also be urz too Biacan biacan

Yes nah so I go know when you go begin cheat

Martin0:
Hian she call ur name too

Yes nah she be my friend lol

Martin0:
Biacan biacan na wa for u ooo,that man don old so?

Anyway maybe ur reason as to why u say him don old only u know's

You dey call that name pass my papa oooo

MhizzAJ:
Name-Anna

Age-Becoming an adult soon

Those i like on romance section-Oluwasaeon,Lalas247,Makydebbie,BluntBoy, Biacan,sexybbstar,Dasherz

Those i dislike-None

Those i find annoying-Randy91

Those i can't help but read their post-Evaberry

Why do i follow the people i follow- Because i like them

Nairalander that has sent you the most PM-Not necessary

Romancelander that you ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-Rubbiish

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on-Fortifiedcity

Why-Because he's real,down to earth & polite

Your favorite romancelander-Oluwasaeon

Your favorite mod-None.

Funniest romancelander- Lefulefu,Biacan

Romancelander with the best thread-Tosyne2much

Romancelander diary you stalk-Bluntboy

Romancelander you used to get along with but don't anymore-None

Which nairalander do you think is smart but he or she doesn't know-Khome

Nairalander you keep as friend offline but or you've met in real life-Gat no friend here

Nairalanders you consider smart-Fortifiedcity,ibkkk,Blawkhawk01,BluntBoy Tosyne2much

Nairalanders you find intriguing-Makydebbie,Evaberry,Glorianinja,Evablizin,enemyofprogre

What phrases,insults,styles have you learnt from another nairalander-Everything revolves around me Its too late to fail

Which nairalander did you learn the above from- FortifiedCity,Airforce1

Which other section do you visit apart from romance-celebrities,politics,religion

Who is romance section Mr nice guy-Martin0

In what way has romance section imparted your life-----positively

Signature- It's too late to fail,Amen

Shout out to:sexybbstar much love babes and FortifiedCity❤❤❤

The list is long oo...

Makydebbie i don try

Sister you're so sweet

Martin0:
Correct babe wey sabi the mata

Nor worry soonest I go tell Nairalander's where my likeness for u wan take us to,

Guess na d promise land

keep it up

Them no go see this one now ooooo freeze and co

Freeze my man

So sad rip

theAccountant:
I've read it, you're profile shows pepper them gang. So general queen of pepper them gang?

I'm the most beautiful girl in the world.......the girl of your dreams

Peachess:
Its not only the man, the lady looks old too..

Her chance's are high......she can get any man of her choice easily with her kind of figure

theAccountant:
Did that in September, no excitement going there again.



If you would come along this time.....

Just kidding.....


I only roll with slay queens

Do you no who you're talking to......? read my status

So young to get involved into this act

Wow she looks so effortlessly beautiful

Girl always slay

Mtcheeeeeeew go sleep

A trip to Dubai during this vacation period if you don't mind

Wow that's so sweet of him

Old man....... he should be happy that a young lady finally said yes to him

k

#ENDSARS

Second hand motor

DeadRat:
Lets Pray He Marries Her

He must marry her even if he don't want to........ isza sure thing

We don hear

He is happily married the girl should have known that

Martin0:
U see! U stressed yourself and that why u are tired.. Well go take a shower.. Then I ve something waiting for u

What is that

Martin0:
Go to my Nairaland profile,check twitter,u will see it dere,fast oo

The account I saw has no profile pic

SINZ:
Name-
Munachimso

Age-
27

Occupation-
Public Servant.

Are you single, dating or married-
Married

Those u like on Romance Section-
ALOT

Those u dislike on Romance section-
I'm too damn busy for that.

Those u find annoying- I wee cure you, all politics section tribal trolls, Nairaland feminazi's, Ngeneukwenu and Sarrki.

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-
SonofLuc1fer, Albhagdadi and Pleatton. I'm a big fan of all three.

Those you follow and wish follows you back-
SonofLuc1fer Baba!

Why do you follow the people you follow-
I'll follow you if you're witty, cute or if we're cool. I love witty comments.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-
Hahahaha! my wife!

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-
That depends on how often I make comments here.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-
I try not to get into all that tribal argument. Also, I must confess I'm sometimes tempted to reply trolls who spread falsified info about me but then again, I'm comforted knowing that the bile they spill here results from the harsh realities they are cursed to live with. I'm also elated to know that their condition hasn't improved.

Which Romancelander is fake- Mother Theresa on nairaland, Lauretta Onochie outside nairaland. I won't mention her cos she would probably prevail on me (on WhatsApp) to take it down. Nairaland is the only place she matters so...

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-
Safiaa

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- My wife

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -
There's nothing sexier than a loyal woman.

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- The Plurimi- my favorite people, I love the fam!

*LefuLefu and the Ukwu Federation ; sorry I'm not always online to reply all your mentions, I read and giggle to them. One Ukwu, Under God.

*Traphedges onye-egwu ibem , you're a bro!

*Deadrat

*Sexybbstar

*Chiefpiiko

*No favours

*Acme6

*Thepussyhunter, get well soon young man.




Your favorite mod- Mynd44

Funniest Romancelander(s)- Undoubtedly MrCork.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Toks2008, Explorers, Tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-
Even when I had time for nairaland I found it utterly stupid to stalk dairies (apologies to those who do).

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore- Quite alot but if I have to pick someone I actually miss, then that'll be Sinaj.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-
Onila

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life-
Ngeneukwenu

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-
Lol, ALOT.

NLer(S) you consider smart-
SonofLuc1fer, Hardmirror, HopefulLandlord, Tonyebarcanista, pocohantas abi Pocahontas and Safarigirl.

NL member that tries too hard-
Deadrat

NLer(s) you find intriguing-
The NwaAmaikpe's of nairaland.. and Otemanuduno.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
- That "Pepper soup logic" line by Sexxkillz is evergreen!

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-
Sexxkillz

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- I visit Religion Section a lot but I don't leave comments.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section
- Vizkiz. Even though his comments are mostly on point, I find it unappealing the way he delivers them. NwaAmaikpe as well.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.
- Daniella Okeke

Who do u often agree with- Rokia2's ass. I often come to conclusion that that ass is right!

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- Uniqueness01

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- Dollyjoy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- LefuLefu/thornapple

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)- Biacan

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- The "douchebags" on nairaland are pussy ass whimps in real-life.

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- Nothing surprises me anymore

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- "There'll be no strings to bind your hands, not if my love can't bind your heart.." -Juice Newton

Shoutout to: FrustratedRat!

lol

Martin0:
Whattt I should drop my name jeeezzz ok am coming

ok

Martin0:
Oh ma gawd
Magical touch u said

Damm!!!
Right now am beginning to feel my heart beats..

Martin I'm just so tired today

Martin0:
Whatt U still ve the mind I see
Diz why I fear slim girls,u make me to remember one nurse friend wey I get those day's we met from facebook to reality

Am sure u gonna be bold like her
She's fire fire according to her

I will give you some magical touch that will make you bow down

Martin0:
Ok
Are you on facebook

yes drop your name lemme add you

Blackhawk01:
Biacan!!!
Craze dey your head oooo

I was just helping a friend