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Thorhammer:
Hope you with surprise me one day

Spaxon:
Again?

Which way naija?..

Bia biacan u de use 8G

Spaxon:
Again?

Which way naija?..

Bia biacan u de use 8G

Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..

olabanji88:
I think Nairaland sud use dp I really want 2 who has 2000 comments in just 1 month

Thorhammer:
Biacan my friend what do you have to say about this ?? Pastor = scammers

NoFavors:
Be living in your fairy world

QueenSekxy:
wow..he's an egg that needs to be cherished

QueenSekxy:
aww..I can relate, such good men are hard to come by.

flackoFlint:
ill gladly lift you

FortifiedCity:
Alright, remember to check on me everyday.

FortifiedCity:
Who dash you Miss World

Besides if Miss world keep saving my pics randomly, I will scream.

Did you go to Mass today

FortifiedCity:
You went there yourself not learnt

You are not among

FortifiedCity:
You have a good heart too and I believe you lack no basic necessity

FortifiedCity:
Wow. Now you are sounding so incredible.
I am a Catholic too. Trust me, I escaped early hardship just by GIVING. One covenant and promise I was made by God that I will NEVER lack food was because I cultivated the habit of buying food for people, not necessarily the less privileged because I wouldnt know who is better than me.

Anywhere I go and I see a hungry person, I am moved to buy food for such a person and even obliged if that person is mentally unstable or sick.

Honestly, I have more food than I need