Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:26pm On Oct 29, 2017 |
Lawlahdey: Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend? Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.
I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass. Did you have to insult him like this? Can't you just make your point and move on, without an iota of rudeness? 10 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:35pm On Oct 29, 2017 |
Effiezynews:
Did you have to insult him like this? Can't you just make your point and move on, without an iota of rudeness? I have been trying to make my point without rudeness since but it didn't hit home. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:38pm On Oct 29, 2017 |
Lawlahdey: I have been trying to make my point without rudeness since but it didn't hit home. Okay sis..Good for him! |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Skinnienigga(m): 3:50am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Lool. Make I talk my own. So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her. Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good. Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay. I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time. Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day. Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc".. 153 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by ahmodu4real(m): 6:15am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Skinnienigga: Lool. Make I talk my own.
So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her. Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.
Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.
I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.
Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.
Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..
Engineer mikano i realy enjoy ur story i just dey laugh 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Stevengerd(m): 6:21am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Hmmm Crush, This happened 2015 precisely on a sunday. so i decided to give her a call dat day, naso her mama pick call begin they blab, "steven stop disturbing my daughter, bla bla bla. dnt u ave anything doing. naso i siddon reason my head, since then i just carry my kaya go. 10 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Neimar: 6:33am On Oct 30, 2017 |
wen persn wugly anyhow
e nr dy crush on person
my case 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:25am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Skinnienigga Engineer Mikano 8 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 8:33am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Skinnienigga: Lool. Make I talk my own.
So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her. Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.
Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.
I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.
Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.
Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..
I really enjoyed your story bro Bro, you suffer small sef oooo 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by hanassholesolo: 8:35am On Oct 30, 2017 |
dollyjoy: Met his girlfriend there and goat added to my humiliation by asking what I wanted. Notebook of course!! He was my sec school class mate. Stopped taking crushes serious after then. Allow the feelings die a natural death. It's probably for their own good. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by newslifeop: 8:41am On Oct 30, 2017 |
No |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by austinereds(m): 9:00am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Skinnienigga: Lool. Make I talk my own.
So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her. Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.
Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.
I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.
Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.
Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..
engineer mikano. oshey. lmao 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by BluntBoy(m): 10:19am On Oct 30, 2017 |
QueenSekxy:
are you gon force me
Yes, most probably. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by marklele(m): 10:31am On Oct 30, 2017 |
dollyjoy: Met his girlfriend there and goat added to my humiliation by asking what I wanted. Notebook of course!! He was my sec school class mate. Stopped taking crushes serious after then. Allow the feelings die a natural death. Don't do that oo. If you love someone try going close to know what is really happening in his life. not all the girls you see around a guy has connection with them |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:32am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Divay22: I don't do crush things, it somehow turns into loathe So what do u do |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Divay22(f): 10:37am On Oct 30, 2017 |
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Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by sybarite7(m): 10:40am On Oct 30, 2017 |
RETIREDMUMU: [b]chai see babe, her back heavy load her front big orange na so i get huge crush on this babe, she is a girl every niggqq eyeing
i had being trying to woo this babe but she's is being hard to get, perhaps because she is ajebo and am a full time ajepako guy
she comes and visit her friends around my place of work.
whenever she passes there i just stop her, trying to still wooing her, all she always says na 'i have boyfriend'.
so had being threatening her with this my proposal, so one faithful day she just call me say i should visit her, i was like wetin i hear sef, i was very excited like this babe finally agreed
so next day i go see one my hausa mohla wey dey sell accessories, na so i buy one chain, and one cheap handband, then i proceeds to one ipob goan buy one okrika jeans and one kind t shirt, abeg boy go fine nao
na so i entered bus, from bodija to oluyole
i called the babe on phone and she finally lead me to their house, behold na so i see her hugging one guy
me:hello but ur house too far oo
babe: (still hugging the guy) and so shebi nq u wan date a fine girl nao, so pls sit on that chair am coming
they trekked reach out of my sight
na so i angrily grab one chair wey dey their front house, i was frustrated and angered by what i just heard, i waited for 30 minutes, suddenly i began hearing laughter.
na the babe and her friend laughing now, i think the guy don go now.
babe: (laughing) that him, he wan date a fine girl na there he go wait till him dey go
friend : (laughing hard) why nao that too bad nao, just pity am nao
babe: i had already told him i have a boyfriend
friend: he no even fine sef
qnd that how they kept gossiping my whole drama,i just wish make ground swallow me in that moment i just left dat day, frustrated, flabbergasted, angered, dehydrated, starved n stuttered!!
moral:when a girl keep telling u i have a bf, just keep off!![/b] ROTEXTEYMIE COM AND SEE OOO IS THIS WHAT U ARE TRYING TO DO TO ME? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by hanassholesolo: 10:44am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Lawlahdey: Great. Now that you have understood, keep off. Gothic people are so edgy. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:50am On Oct 30, 2017 |
Divay22:
Nothing You are just dceiving yourself. No one is immune from love. No one |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Divay22(f): 10:55am On Oct 30, 2017 |
raylord:
You are just dceiving yourself. No one is immune from love. No one OK |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:23am On Oct 30, 2017 |
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Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by iLegendd(m): 11:42am On Oct 30, 2017 |
I wished this is on page 0 I would've shared. Mine will make you laugh and cry. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 11:42am On Oct 30, 2017 |
iLegendd: I wished this is on page 0 I would've shared. Mine will make you laugh and cry. Oya na... Don't keep us waiting for too long |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by spartacus11(m): 1:10pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
tosyne2much: Mine goes this way.
I paid a courtesy visit to this girl I was crushing on who always accused me of being uncaring and all that.
We were both in the sitting room kissing and smooching passionately and we got carried away, oblivious of the fact that her dad already drove in, unannounced and walked in quietly
The AC was on and we were both sweating profusely. She hurriedly took few text books littered on the dinning table so it would seem as if we were rubbing minds together in solving some questions.
As the man stepped in, he saw me on the table sweating profusely with my shirt unbuttoned and she explained to him that I actually came to help her out with her mathematics assignment.
I greeted the obviously perplexed man who shook his head and entered into his room without uttering a word. Few minutes later, he called and sent her on an errand just to deal with me.
Immediately she stepped out, he came out of his room and began to interrogate me. Before I knew it, he landed a slap on my face and quietly tortured me like a terrorist. How I got out of their house becomes a mystery to me till date
My people, na love clear for my eyes ooo
Over to you guys U chop slap for d mata 1 Share |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by spartacus11(m): 1:23pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Lawlahdey: Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend? Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.
I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass. Gezzus |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by ElRapido: 1:28pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
ugoswaggz:
kai, watch your language, act like a lady if you're one
She is poor mentally don't blame her 6 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by nelson7777: 3:08pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
RETIREDMUMU:
my bro i just vex, i wish to beat dat babe dat day.
one fact is :babe wey one guy dey eye, dat same babe don tired one guy from nackin!! TRUE TALK.. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 3:33pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
not me though. A girl once crushed on me. Back then i was naive. I think 15 years then. She came to my house to drop a love letter for me but unluckily for her, my mum was the one that opened the door.
I'm sure you guys can guess what happened next 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by biacan(f): 3:48pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
Skinnienigga: Lool. Make I talk my own.
So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her. Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.
Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.
I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.
Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.
Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..
lol Oga gen |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by EYIBLESSN(m): 1:00pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Skinnienigga: Lool. Make I talk my own.
So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her. Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.
Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.
I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.
Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.
Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..
The Engineer. 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by dadtoyosi: 1:02pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
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Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by KendrickAyomide: 1:03pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Abbeycharles: I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured
Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.
Fast-forward
We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.
The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20 seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf
I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.
I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything
To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.
The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating. hahaha... bros you need a script in the next Empire Season |