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todayboy:
Exchange her with chibok girls

Nigga u r mean o

CACAWA:
No shame again...

So now "he was joking"
The only thing in this message is that Garba Shehu agrees with us that Buhari made a terribly wrong statement.
In the world today, Gender Equality is a very hot topic, and there you stand, in the full glare of international media, side by side with the German Chancellor, then you make a statement ridiculing the place of a woman...

...even Donald Trump has lost so much support based on his "locker room" talk ....


And you call it a joke?

I know a joke when I hear one...

The video of Buhari laughing before he responded to the question did not show a man who was about to crack a nasty joke.

It showed a man who felt "hmmm...a whole me....Walahi I will show this girl pepper when I return to Nigeria"
It is that kind of laughter your parents give you when you disgrace them in public.

I fear Aisha Buhari may henceforth be given the same treatment of the fmr Enugu First Lady (house arrest)

Let me conclude by correcting another wrong notion.
When he said "my kitchen, my living room" and "the other room" instead of "my bedroom"...
Psychologist will get the message...PMB and his wife no longer share same bedroom. She stays in "the other room"

Many people didn't understand that subtle message.

The cabals are really at work.

My friend, keep shut
will you stop stating rubbish?

no be d same guy wey talk sey BUHARI dey possessed?

Bros your own don finish

ehnehn..for this recession ...

eph12:
Even the account that was frozen how did it end?

thats another important question

Felt its been long we heard of any news/info concerning Fayose's aide (Mr Abiodun Agbele). He was arrested by the EFCC in Lagos with regards the 4.7 billion arms fraud and it seems after an intense controversy the matter appears to have died down.
Does anyone have an update regarding this issue?
Mr lala how far na

Sai Nigeria sai Buhari Sai Ambode

Actually came to check names
..not surprised though

Next.!!!

Lala wont see this now o... but when it comes to snake......hmm..leme just keep quayet...

The thunder that ll strike Nigerian police is still doing press up

EnEnPeecee:
Both Saraki, Gbajamiamila abi na Babiallah, Dogara and Tunibu are all CRIMINALS

Did you say both?

braine:
As if you're always with me when I bathe for you to know I don't wash my private parts well.

oya,prove me wrong

You might believe that a bath every day is enough to keep your body clean, but not really if you fail to clean these 7 body parts. Most of time we clean our body but not heels or elbows, which in turn become dark and dry. So the next time you have a bath, don’t forget these parts!

#1 Elbows
Have you looked closely at your arms -- don't your elbows look darker and drier? It is because you often tend to not clean it properly. It looks dark mostly because of the buildup of dead skin cells, which you can get rid of by exfoliating the area. So every time you have a bath, use an exfoliating cream and rub a loofah over your elbow to wash off the dead cells. You can even use lemon juice to lighten your elbows. After exfoliating, don't forget to apply a moisturiser to soften the skin around your elbows.

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#2 Heels
How often do you clean your heels? once in a week or only during a pedicure session? Well, you should be doing it every day to have smooth, soft heels and prevent cracked heels. One of the common causes of cracked heels is improper foot care and use of harsh chemicals that make them dry. While bathing, soak your feet in warm water before applying foot scrub or soap on the heels. Let it remain for 2 -3 minutes before you clean your heels with a scrubber or callus remover. Wash your feet with water, and do this routine daily for clean and smooth heels.


#3 Neck
You might be cleaning the neck but not the back of the neck, especially at its base. That's the reason why your neck looks darker compared to the rest of the body. While your neck is exposed to the environmental pollutants and chemicals all day long with sweat, it goes without saying that you need clean it properly every day. To clean it, apply soap on the front and back of the neck (including its base) and move your hands from bottom to the top of the neck and vice-versa to remove dirt.


#4 Ears
You might clean ear wax once a month but do you ever clean your ears while bathing? Yes, you need to clean your ears with soap and water every day to remove dirt and prevent wax build-up. Also, cleaning your ear regularly lowers your risk of ear infections. As you bathe, tilt your head to the right and splash some water gently in the right ear and clean it. Now do the same with the left ear. After you are done, remove the excess water with the help of a dry towel or cotton bud. Don’t forget to clean your ears regularly.


#5 Knees
Ever wondered why your knees are slightly darker than your thighs or legs? Again, the answer is lack of exfoliation. Also, back of the knees is least attended, leading to accumulation of dirt and sweat, which in turn increase your risk of infection and in some cases, leads to itching. All you need to do is apply soap and scrub your knees with a loofah while bathing. And don’t forget to moisturise your knees to soften the skin.


#6 Back
To get a flawless back, use baby oil to remove black spots and uneven skin tone, Ensure you scrub your back properly to get rid of dirt and sweat that might lead to backne. As you apply body wash or soap on your back, scrub your back with the help of a loofah. Firstly, do it from top to bottom and then sideways to remove dead cells and accumulated dirt. And then wash it with warm water and pat it dry. You can even rub your back with a towel to it Do this daily and you don't have to think twice to wear backless outfits this season.


#7 Private parts
The last but the most important body parts you should clean every day with proper care is your penis and vargyna. one should clean the vargyna from front to back (vargyna to anus) and not the other way round to prevent infections. Also, avoid using harsh soaps to clean your vargyna and do not scrub, but clean it gently. Similarly, even guys need to clean their pennnes regularly to avoid any infection

ireneony:
Their cup of tea.
there is life after school.
mtcheew.


The outside world is so unfair only the strong can overcome them

My biggest regrets is schooling in Nigeria.

Come on, must you hate?

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More pics

I'm more than over joyous as i type this. It was a celebration galore for the Final year Students of Osun State University, Osogbo Campus, the department of BIOCHEMISTRY after the success and completion of their journey in the great institution. I bring you some pics.

darocha1:
snake soup sweet ooo.

@ Op, Try the woman who sells at badagry round-about. She will offer you a good sum for it.

ehnehn? Oya give me her number..

It was a quiet Tuesday night. IBEDC had just done what they knew how to do best, hoarding electric power and leaving innocent citizens in the dark. The hostel residents had just finished their general hostel prayers which they hold twice weekly. Except for the noise of generators coming from nearby houses, the hostel was rather quiet.

The serene silence was then suddenly broken by shouts of "Ejo! Snake!" Most of the students in their rooms didn't bat an eyelid as they thought it was an hoax. But a brave student who knew the shouts could not have been a lie suddenly yanked off the "anti-lasa"(don't ask me what this is) device in front of a fellow hostel mate's room and calmly approached the devil-black snake.

Other students had already started to gather round this brave student to give him "moral support". The brave student fulfilled the scriptures by breaking the head of the serpent just as God promised the seed of man would. (gen 3:15)

Shouts of celebration ensued just like it would if Nigeria wins the world cup. The elated students took turn in taking photos with the dead snake as a hobbyist photographer who lives in the hostel did not spare the camera.
Lalasticlala

Happy sunday to you all.
We all know Nairaland as a Nigerian discussion forum offering threads in entertainment, technology and general discussion categories. I call it my second google.. This platform has helped alot of people in different spheres of life..
Now the question is: Is there any thread you will never forget on Nairaland? Who created it( if you can still remember) and how has it affected you(either positively or negatively)?

Lalasticlala

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Nairaland can be called a Nigerian discussion forum offering threads in entertainment, technology and general discussion categories. I call it my second google.. This platform has helped alot of people in different spheres of life..
Now the question is: Is there any thread you will never forget on Nairaland? Who created it( if you can still remember) and how has it affected you?

Lalasticlala

lalasticlala come and tell us your own

At what age will you like to get married and what achievement are you looking forward to before that time?

olihilistic:
Airforce1 good looking

Airforce1? Apologies but what is airforce1?

lalasticlala what do you think?

Have come to notice that almost all the musicians have seen and i know of are all handsome carrying an elegant look and are mostly gleam in complexion ...check the likes of Davido,Olamide,Wizkid,Kiss Daniel, Korede bello,Flavor, just to mention a few.. My question is, " is there any musician you know of that aren't good looking"? .. share your view

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you know what,
..you know what,
you know what,............ I really wana help but i don't know what to say..next thread pls..