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Chaiii..Buhari sef

Buhari must leave..

k

gentlechyke:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car. Cc

SMH.. Stupeed people everywhere

k

you think you are deceiving me?.. you are deceiving yourself.. keep lying

Ok..

but where is Buhari? wont he come back again?

Just In : Nigerians in the UK demand for a 5 minute speech from President Buhari standing in front of the Nigerian High Commission in London. #wahalawaoooo

aasee... who get your time before?.. who cares... we fucking give no Bleep..

...on another note, come one, come all on 6th Feb... we are youths..we can do it, we can bring this nation out of these shackles ...#istandwith2baba

Last week, Tianjin TEDA lost 1-0 to Dinamo Bucuresti, which made it the third loss since Obi joined the club from Chelsea. John Mikel Obi’s Tianjin TEDA outfit has lost four friendlies in a row as they get set for the China Super League season slated to kick off in July.
Goals by Denis Garmash, Andriy Yarmolenko and Artem Gromov sealed victory for Dinamo Kiev on Sunday.
In their build up, they have also lost 2-1 to Mönchengladbach II, just as they were drubbed 6-2 by St. Pauli.
Obi scored his first goal against St. Pauli.
The midfielder since moving to China became Nigeria’s highest paid player.
He now earns £140,000 weekly at Tianjin TEDA.

k

Abrupt:
Credit:https://www.quora.com/Why-dont-soldiers-wear-a-totally-bullet-proof-suit-which-would-cover-from-head-to-feet

noted.who else thinks otherwise...or have another view

please is there a reason army do not wear bullet proof vests..After all it's suppose to be a sort of protection. does anyone know more about this?...
cc:lalasticlala

Saw this on my PO

Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.

MMM rocks..

The NYSC Management wishes to inform prospective Corps members for the 2016 Batch 'B' (Stream II) to note that the Orientation Course has been scheduled to hold around March, 2017 in place of the Batch "A" Orientation exercise.
This measure was taken due to inadequate Budgetary allocation for the 2016 scheme.
As we regret the inconvenience this may cause you. Management request prospective Corps members to note that information on the reprinting of green card, online printing/collection of call-up letters and the commencement date for the 2017 Batch 'A' Orientation course will be conveyed, through our official website: www.nysc.gov.ng, facebook account: www.facebook.com/officialnysc and twitter handle: www.twitter.com/nysc_ng.

Thanks for your Understanding.

Management

Lalasticlala, what do you think, cant we scrap this time wasting program

EVEN THE BIBLE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR "MMM" TO RE OPEN ON 14 OF JANUARY 2017!!
Ezra 6:19
Ànd the children of the captivity kept the
passover upon the FOURTEENTH day of the first month

k

This Old man and his yeye bill wey him d pass..b lyk say d thunder wey go strike Buhari still dey do press up for d oda room...

see mumu excuse.. dem tie ur leg ?

18.12.2016

Dear journalists, “analysts” and all kinds of “experts”!

Please stop using MMM to gain cheap popularity. Leave us alone and let us work without interference. I’m just astonished by your irresponsibility and cynical attitude. Interests of millions of people, your fellow citizens are at stake. Don’t you have any sympathy for them? Why are you fueling hysteria around MMM and provoking a panic? Why are you doing this so diligently and persistently, what is your purpose?

In fact, absolutely all your provocative and worthless articles and “analyses” (I said “worthless” because you do not have any real information about what happens in the System, and might have never had; you simply invent everything, fabricate it) are merely negative: “MMM has collapsed!!!.. MMM will not be working in January!!!..” etc. Are you intentionally presenting all of it in such a manner and whipping up tension by any means possible in order to increase the ratings of your publications and attract attention to them? Don’t you care about people at all?

So, nothing has collapsed, and MMM will safely resume its work in January, as announced. Suspension of work for holidays is a usual thing, merely working moment, no more than that. It would have remained a normal, just a part of the usual routine, and might have gone almost unnoticed if it were not for your totally cynical and irresponsible attempts to advertise yourself, create a scandal out of nowhere, and make the most of this news topic in any possible way.

Again, leave MMM alone and let us work. Nothing has collapsed, and MMM will perfectly resume its work in January. We Can Change the World!


Sergey Mavrodi
Guyz, wots ur take on this?...Lalasticlala, wah do u think?

Hmm, ..ll rather kill myself than commit suicide .

kk

OMO.... i must get money oo.all these yeye certificates wey person dey carry around self na trash....read book read book, we don read book finish we neva c anything..... God punish this government o...

Just come in, and share the most memorable day of your life..I believe we all have a day either good or bad that we can never forget... So share yours, lets learn, lets laugh from it...

At the end of a long, boring discipleship class which i slept all through... on our way home with my friend that dark night, i told him how boring the sermon was and how the preacher was repeating words without proper clarification and understanding..I noticed my friend wasnt replying so i turned back.... As God would have it, it was d preacher that was right behind me..mehn.. i felt d Earth should swallow me that day...i couldn't stop ruminating on how careless i was throughout that week.. .Up till now, have never let go of that memory and i dont think i can....
Share yours.
Cc:lalasticlala

am touched emotionally.. i swear i really feel like crying....who d Bleep could have shorten this innocent girl's life...

Lies, Buhari Is Yet To Present 2017 Budget To National Assembly because he has been busy in the other room.SIMPLE

hmm..Flavour and the other room are like 5 nd 6 abeg who get that popular picture

local rapper

ts not new... how i wish they can be ban

deturla:
http://deedeesblog.com/category/life-lens/

This got my ribs rolling

deturla:
http://deedeesblog.com/category/life-lens/

This got my ribs rolling

Papikush:
do you mean mind44

Dont be scared bro. Say it. u can do it..

am fucking speechless