₦airaland Forum

Hello Nairalander,

I saw this on Facebook and I cannot help but burst into endless laughter.

Nairaland ladies, Oya come and defend your fellow lady Ooooo

We shall see on the election day

Redesigned or Repainted?

DryMouth:
Guy? Are you guys deaf or what?
Ronaldo clearly stated in the interview that man utd wanted him out. So where did you get your own version that he wanted a move out?

Omo! Ronaldo fans dey confuse person abeg

@bolded above

Why are you children like this. Cant you let your head be correct at least for once?

Can't you comment reasonably without foul language?

Please forgive me for responding to the mention. I dont know you are such a kid

DryMouth:
Guy rest... Man utd no need Ronaldo for anything.

Really!

Why are they holding on to him when he actually wanted a move?

Know ye not that keeping an unhappy player is equally unhealthy for the club?

Don't talk like a Man U fan, talk like a neutral person

They play into this guy hand

Thats what CR7 wants

One man outsmart a whole club

What a finish!

1x2x3:
Na endless bank transaction charges you go dey see.

It doesnt matter. I believe that one also will be regulated.

But im looking at the positive sides

*Inflation will drop
*Corruption will reduce
*Naira will gain value against dollars
*Kidnapping and banditry will reduce among other benefits

I seconded

With time, our small denomination will begin to have value.

Na now Emefiele dey think well

When you are desperate for something, you will see your enemies as true friends while forgetting the role you played in their downfall.

Atiku, you have stepped on toes and I don't the games you are gonna play to amend your ways to get things straight

OBJ is not with you
Jonathan is not with you
Wike and the other 4 governors are not with you, not forgetting that others may dump you soon. The ones that endorse you are after your money but remember, naira demonetization is because of people like you and Tinubu

It will take a miracle for you to go through this.

I wish you all the best

That should be the new Nigeria wife, unveiling the veil

We are earnestly waiting to see her new face.

Guess what she will look like!

They were on vacation before, now they have resumed.

Some politicians will start to use that as one of their campaign promises.

Thats what they have been praying for

Since Argentina don collect, who go collect again?

Im sure some bad belle people go say na Portugal

You just want to trend by all means. This is not the right way to trend. Find another

forgiveness:
Yes, gone round to major cities save Abeokuta. Dapo has done better than Amosun with just 3½ years.

Mention those cities and I will tell you how they come by

forgiveness:
Where do you reside in Ogun state.

Did you go round all the whole state to confirm his projects?

I guess you have gone round the whole Ogun state too. I stay in Ogun state and I move in and out, so I can categorically say he is no match for Amosun even though I don't like the said Amosun

Just tell us you want your $4,000 back from Tinubu and we will help him appeal to him. Stop this advertisement and come out straight.

You are not worth listening to

adioolayi:
More than Governor Amosun that open up the Ogun State Capital City of Abeokuta with loads of roads


Shey you dey whine me ni

Only an absolute failure like him makes noise about his achievement. I dare him to mention those roads he claimed he has constructed, you will be shocked that he is glorifying himself on the achievement of Amosun

This one (Eleyi) is nothing but a "Salary governor". His impact in Ogun state is nothing to be compared with, maybe Gbenga Daniel sha.... That is another crook.

Dapo Abiodun should tell us when and where he constructed those imaginary roads.

I don't pray another Dapo Abiodun happens to Ogun State again in this life...

You will soon hear Part 2 or the headline that reads Jimi Agbaje officially joined APC.

Trust politicians at your own peril

Do Super Eagles need to prove anything?

Let's see how the game pan out.

I'm sitting on the fence on top this matter

Is this a confusion or what!

If it's not a confusion then, tell me what it is

Or abi na old age!

This is a low-key kidnapper, lazy bone.

Wait Ooooo! Is this what Nigeria has turned into?

The only knot that hold his entire brain structure together is missing. The police should help him tighten it behind bars.

Yeye man

Another person country dey sweet to go sha.

I think this is one of the reasons this man want to become president by all means. Galvanizing all over the world.

Anyway, welcome home

Will he himself vote?

Unknown professor want to be known by all means.

We all know who we will vote for

There is something we are not getting here!

You broke up with her or she broke up with you

Why did you break up with her or why did she break up with you?

That you have forgotten about her simply suggest you are done with her.

So, Bro, we can't decide for you here. Man up and decide for yourself. But note: what you won't eat again don't bother to smell it!

Nigeria! Nigeria!! Nigeria!!!

When are we going to get it right?

Before you take one step forward, you are already thinking of 2 steps backward!

Who do us like this?

All hail Tinubu

All hail Atiku

But above all

All hail ObiDatti

Everything is interconnected. The glory of Nigeria as a nation is all I seek.