₦airaland Forum

atuagbo: Did you say anything funny during labor and delivery? What did you say?

I was told of a Muslim woman dat was in labour wit excruciating pains for more than a day without sucess. Suddenly she started shouting Jesus, Jesus, Jesus but the nurse reminded her that she is muslim but she continued and replied dat all the women who came here since yesterday and shouted dat name has delivered and gone home leaving her behind. It didn't take longer than 10 minutes after then dat she was delivered of her baby. This is a true live story pls. Big UP for our women!

e.code:
The Lord has done tremedously things in my life. I thank God for ushering and ordering my steps into such a ministry as Christ Embassy, where spiritual things are taught and learnt. I thank God for blessing me with a job even before my service ended. Only Him could have done it.

One thing is certain; if you stick to the Word, you will come out victorious.

You can say that Again! Keep saying IT!

While at the risk of sounding superstitious, kindly note that whatever u see at the physical is a manifestation of the spiritual. So I don't see any wrong in invoking the powers in the spiritual while taking physical measures. My ten pence though!

google1: Five riot policemen have been arrested for “unethical practices.”

They were arrested along various highways on the orders of the Commissioner of Police in charge of Police Mobile Force, Joseph Mbu, for improper dressing and other unethical practices.

Three of the errant officers were arrested in Enugu State (MOPOL 3); one in Umuahia, Abia State (MOPOL 28); one in Lokoja metropolis, Kogi State (MOPOL 37), while the other one was nabbed along Abuja – Lokoja Road (MOPOL 50).

Our correspondent learnt that the police monitoring unit, in attempt to arrest three other riot police officers in Umuahia, were allegedly fired at by the policemen, who later escaped.

Although no one was wounded in the shoot-out, our correspondent learnt that one of the escapees was later apprehended drinking in the midst of criminals in Ugbehe, in Abia State.

Mbu said the exercise, which commenced on Friday, “is aimed at completely sanitising the PMF and mopping up the shame it has brought upon Nigerians”.

He said, “We want to do away with old men in the PMF. We are working towards demobbing old men who are up to 50, 60 years old in the PMF.

“With this exercise, we will stop our men from embarking on illegal escort duties, and we will no longer tolerate those of them who dress shabbily, like wearing bathroom slippers while on duty.”

He said those arrested were accused of improper dressing.

He said, “For instance, a mobile police officer was arrested along Abuja – Lokoja Road, wearing only his MOPOL trousers. He was even sleeping with his beret, while his rifle was on the floor.

“The PMF has a clear mode of dressing and its members have a way of conducting themselves. They are supposed to be agile to save a situation at all times.

“As the Compol, I decided that the ethics be instilled. The Inspector-General of Police supported the initiative and we set up an ethics, doctrine and monitoring team, and the call order was to arrest any of them found wanting in the dress code of the PMF. Even if they are escorting anybody and there is no authority, we demand that they be arrested. That is what we are doing now, going from state to state, and arresting the erring ones.”
source http://www.punchng.com/news/five-policemen-arrested-for-improper-dressing/

Diz are definately not d best of times for d men on Uniform; Boko boiz are bent on their extinct & now their ogas are hounding dem. Its well!

google1: Five riot policemen have been arrested for “unethical practices.”

They were arrested along various highways on the orders of the Commissioner of Police in charge of Police Mobile Force, Joseph Mbu, for improper dressing and other unethical practices.

Three of the errant officers were arrested in Enugu State (MOPOL 3); one in Umuahia, Abia State (MOPOL 28); one in Lokoja metropolis, Kogi State (MOPOL 37), while the other one was nabbed along Abuja – Lokoja Road (MOPOL 50).

Our correspondent learnt that the police monitoring unit, in attempt to arrest three other riot police officers in Umuahia, were allegedly fired at by the policemen, who later escaped.

Although no one was wounded in the shoot-out, our correspondent learnt that one of the escapees was later apprehended drinking in the midst of criminals in Ugbehe, in Abia State.

Mbu said the exercise, which commenced on Friday, “is aimed at completely sanitising the PMF and mopping up the shame it has brought upon Nigerians”.

He said, “We want to do away with old men in the PMF. We are working towards demobbing old men who are up to 50, 60 years old in the PMF.

“With this exercise, we will stop our men from embarking on illegal escort duties, and we will no longer tolerate those of them who dress shabbily, like wearing bathroom slippers while on duty.”

He said those arrested were accused of improper dressing.

He said, “For instance, a mobile police officer was arrested along Abuja – Lokoja Road, wearing only his MOPOL trousers. He was even sleeping with his beret, while his rifle was on the floor.

“The PMF has a clear mode of dressing and its members have a way of conducting themselves. They are supposed to be agile to save a situation at all times.

“As the Compol, I decided that the ethics be instilled. The Inspector-General of Police supported the initiative and we set up an ethics, doctrine and monitoring team, and the call order was to arrest any of them found wanting in the dress code of the PMF. Even if they are escorting anybody and there is no authority, we demand that they be arrested. That is what we are doing now, going from state to state, and arresting the erring ones.”
source http://www.punchng.com/news/five-policemen-arrested-for-improper-dressing/

Diz are definately not d best of times for d men on Uniform; Boko boiz are bent on their extinct & now their ogas are hounding dem. Its well!

Bzoe: I don't really understand wat they re saying.pls can any one explane what they are saying

The simplest explanation is dat there was a cash withdrawal from the deceased man's account across the counter a day after his death through the cashier. It simply means dat the cashier could be an accomplice in the death of d man. Its either the cashier debited d man knowing dat he is dead or intentionally or unintentionally paid a fraudster from the man's account.

pazienza: Asari,do not call igbos again. You lots fought for one Nigeria,you guys have to fight for your seccession alone. The igboman would just sit and watch you guys get roasted by Nigeria you created,and hopefully this time around,we would get to share the oil blocks with the aboki. Fight all you want,but just know that u are on your own.

Woe betide any silly igboman that will get us involved with the mess going on in the utopian state of niger delta,nonsense.

I sincerely do not want to believe that you are an Igbo man. Just wondering if there is any group as marginalised as the Igbos in this present system, yet you got this gut!

CyberG: You missed the road and are ignorant. You said they are being paid? What investment did Nigeria make or currently making on the olympic athletes? Do you know that almost all the players in the basketball team live, trained or studied in the US? Do you know some of the have pro careers that have no connection with Nigeria? Okay, tell us how much investment Nigerian government has made on these athletes. Respond only with facts/figures!

Please I am not cut out for argument. Respectfully, you seems to have answers to all questions! You are a typical reminder of our footballers who would die for there foreign clubsides on the pitch but would dare not strain a nerve because of Nigeria. No matter where u live, who or where u trained; that you're a Nigerian, adorning the revered green and white jersey and opportune to represent this country is enough motivation & investment to go whole hug! We can't celebrate mediocrity nor continue to excuse our failures!

Rossikk: @poster, but I have one question, what differentiates all those athletes and medallists from you?? Do they have two heads? Is anything wrong with your arms or legs? You see this whole ideas of guys sitting down behind computers and castigating the rest of the country for not going out there and winning gold medals is the very problem we have. When will YOU take personal responsibility??

Gosh! Thoughts like this amazes me. How on earth could you think like this. We can't all be sports people but just like Prof Jerry G. once said, whatever we are doing as a people, Do IT WELL! Afterall these guys are been paid with our money & can't even bring back a bronze medal as return for Nigerians investment in them! What a LOST!

LocalChamp: http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/54863-more-trouble-for-jonathan.html

My heart really weeps for Nigeria! Unfortunately, in dis battle for the Soul of the Country
and for superiority, the masses are not with GEJ and I pray God is with him. There is nothing worth keeping GEJ as our president beyond September. This is the bitter truth and it must be told!

I guess d corps members wud be thought how to use firearms @ d Camp & AK47 wud be give to them on deployment to their PPAs..... Dis NYSC DG has definately overstepped d working latitude da GEJ gave to him.

Wished this story is not true. What a wild wicked world. RIP my sister, God can't be mocked; whatever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Adieu!

UP Blues! Blue is the true colour of Champions! What a night to remember!

Please lets be patriotic for once and put all sentiments aside. Sincerely, President Goodluck is not doing enough considering the hype and hopes that greeted his election. Gov. Rochas Okorocha did not need 18months to prove that he is in Government to make a diference. President Jonathan is not a stranger to governance in the country, this is the time for action, action and action. Lets stop defending the "indefendable"(permit me pls). He is rather too cautious for a president of this great nation, we need a daring and an assertive president. It is written!

or wetin im go do? his rather goin to ginger does guys.we want to see action, no be only talk.

I beg NUJ and the families of the kidnapped to arrange cash go bail dem own b4 its too late.
Afterall, one of dem worth more than a Billion. Wisdom is the principal thing!