₦airaland Forum

CR77:
We don suffer for this government hand well well

What did you suffer? This pride of a thing is what is killing young Nigerians... Youngman, you ought to start from somewhere..... Why is it so easy for us to wash toilets and clean the streets in abroad but so difficult to do an averaged income job in Nigeria. However, it is all about choice. The government is trying. kudos.

Amidst the bombing, Boko Haram is busy releasing the "Chibok Girls"..... Could it be that the Chibok Girls are more human than those being killed dailly through explosives? Chibok Girls= Scam of the Century.

blackboy:
They are okay but not from my experience. what I think he is trying to say what they sell to us outside the USA is way too expensive shouldn't go for more

Thanx mehn

Kaydeexotic:
Your head dey there... Who will go through this stress when u can easily contact the only SUCCESSFUL female naija automobile dealer.. ..very trustworthy and reliable.. ....her motto as always is:
"CLEAN CARS ONLY"......

doesnt she have a website or some other contact.

OlajumokeBread:
Those guys are pushing salvaged cars down to Africa

Check the color of those cars when they were in the USA and the color when they arrive in Nigeria, salvaged rebuilt cars being dumped in Africa

The poster of this thread is a big joke, what do you know about cars ?? Who told you that a vehicle without a valid title can not be exported ??
Come to carjacking city (New Jersey) those guys will steal a 2015 Porsche or a Range Rover and sell it to you for $800 and in just 2 months the car is in Lagos

You need to watch Vice News BlackMarket, you will know you don't know anything about cars, I bet you're here pushing your own business
Those cars are fuccking cheap, i was wondering why their cars are so cheap till i found out why

Those cars they ship to Africa are useless because it's has a salvaged rebuilt title and cars with salvaged title are damaged cars which was severely damaged and the insurance company pays off the owner, once the insurance company pays the owner, they dump those cars at the boneyard, the auction sites will go there and start selling those cars and shipping them out of the USA to Africa

No one in the USA will buy those cars, or even pay more than $300 to buy it

A salvaged title 2010 Range Rover will not be above $1000

Those cars are way cheaper on Craigslist too
I wanted to buy cars from them but they refused to sell to me because i live in the USA because they know the games they play

pls permit me to learn from u.... is it that the salvaged cars are not good at all if one intends to buy it.... pls educate me more...thanx

talktonase:
just wait for me let me finish what am doin...

Patiently waiting. Your time starts now..

talktonase:
Na you wan stale abi...

In not less than 450 words, tell me why it should rest.

chumz11:
Abeg e don do.person no go hear word for dis cucumber matter again

yes oooo person no go hear word for this cucumber tin again oooo

kayo80:
What's up...I started the experiment today. I weigh 62kg right now. I will let you know what I weigh in two weeks time. Thanks for the info once again.

thats good, but eat heavily as this will make u sleep well. dnt forget to do press up if u dnt have whr to gym. eat very well . goodluck.

etinanguy:
Abeg make that coach look my side. Me were be say, my legg-over the throwaway defenders 4 sideline, my short there tear net, not to even talk of my own-goal ability. Abeg who fit give me him number?






Runs out of thread

Now officially playing for ESTHER UNITED....

DissTroy:
"Sweeeeeeeet! " - UpperX

Welcome to Bateba...... sweeeee....
Guy wetin be scores..... ndito don start their killings..

Lacomus:
lol afo ado eyen ekpo

wetin be scores for Calabar south.

Lacomus:
America North Korea Russia Iran China Calabar South. Etc
Who una de design all these weapon of mass destruction for? .



World War 3 may leave nothing behind.

eyen Ekpo spotted

ss501:
fhi

Hw much

thorpido:
Na him money.

Truth be told,Obafemi is a spendthrift and i just wonder what he will be like when he is old.

Chai... see as him dey spend ur money.... i don die sef.

kayo80:
After just two weeks? Hmm! This is interesting. Thanks. I will try it out. What do you mean by "it's N200 a card?" Those it mean that one tablet is N200?

What i mean is that it is a whole card which contains 10 tablets is sold for N200. pls dnt go for any other one if u dnt see Cypri Gold..... to even make it better, try to exercise urself maybe "press up". u will surely like urself.

kayo80:
Everywhere you go, you read about people trying to lose weight. But they are people like me out there that have been trying effortless to gain some weight for years. You hardly see articles speaking on this, and when you do, it is written by an American, and they are naming food you can't get here in Nigeria. So, I have decided to come on Nairaland and see if I can get help. I want to gain some weight in the next couple of months, and I need to know what to eat, and maybe exercises to do to achieve this.


I am 6ft2, and weigh 64 KG...Sometimes when I work a lot into the night for days, my weight drops down to 61kg. You know that ain't a good look for a tall guy. I a looking at weighing at least 75kg in the next couple of months. Help me achieve this. Thanks in advance.

Take CYPRI GOLD tablet: its N200 a card: take one tablet in two days: its obvious ur body lacks fat: no side effect but ensure u have food to eat: dnt fail to tell me the result after two weeks:

I hope kidnappers wont take advantage of this?

Nawaoo.... sense u no get u want follow thieve.

It will not be well with those that killed him: The man who made this statement is a coward: killing an unarmed civillian?

The little girl sure looks like the guy's kid..... the resemblance is awesome...... who knows it could be a father-daugther reunion......

lalasticlala:
"I saw mosquitoes in my house, should I kill it?", cc lalasticlala

" I want to sleep with my girlfriend, How do I start?", cc lalasticlala

" My toto de scratch me, Help Me please!!", cc lalasticlala


Lwkmh

Lalasticlacla has been placed on " ban" for using the word "toto".. ban expires on 20-12-2033.

tonio2wo:
Our boys tried sha indiscipline on their side killed d game for them. The germans deserve tge victory, they were d better team.

Until nigeria put away quoter system in everything we do, we can NEVER move forward as a country. We will keep dwelling in mediocrity if we refuse to pick the best in anything we get involve with.

I don talk my own! Make una take heart Man U will win d EPL and make us happy

Keep kwayet, what do you understand by quota system.

Obviously money cant buy beauty.

madridguy:
Good, let him stay inside INBOX small and learn some simple lesson in hard way. This is how they bring problem upon themselves and when the jungle matured they start crying foul.

Bunch of hypocrite with hatred blood.

You are such a big foool. what offence has the dog owner committted? Infact am buying a puppy today and it will be christened "Buhari". Just immagine the nonsense comment from the police( An average Northerner could be provoked?).Fvck that shit, who gives a flying fvck about a certain fvcken Northerner? Infact, fvck them all.

datswasup:
10 Crazy Laws From All Around The World


Today, we received news that a Nigerian was arrested in Saudi Arabia for being in possession of kolanut. In Saudi law, anyone caught with narcotic drugs will face the death penalty. On that note, I will outline some even crazier laws. 

1. It's illegal for women to drive In Saudi Arabia. 
Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world where it is illegal for any woman to drive a car. This particular law is quite infamous as it has sparked a lot of criticism from notorious feminists world over. 

2. You Can't Buy Drinks For More Than Three People 
For obvious reasons, some Nigerians have been praying for this law. In Nyala, Nevada, you can’t order drinks for more than three people other than yourself. In other words, if you offer to buy drinks for your entire squad in Nevada, there’s a 100 percent chance someone will glare and say, “You’re not from around here, are you?”. I think I know what prompted this law in the first place.

3. Dubai 
In Dubai, taking photographs of people and buildings of political and military importance is illegal. You can't have secks outside marriage. You will end up in jail for up to six years or more. Engagement is not an excuse. You will be reported by concerned neighbors. Take note. 

4. Oral secks/sodomy is not allowed in these states 
Sodomy is illegal, in general, in Idaho, Utah, Michigan, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana. MouthAction is often considered sodomy by many states, according to the Hebrew Bible.

5. You Can't Wear Trousers In France 
That was the law until 2013. In 1799, a Paris law made it illegal for women to wear pants in public without special approval from the police. It was once amended in 1892 to allow women to sport trousers while riding horses and again in 1909 to permit the ladies to wear pants while on bicycles.

6. When nature calls, Scotland is the place to be. Simply knock on the first door you see. Local law obliges citizens to allow whoever knocks on their door to use their toilet.

Let me bring it down to Africa 

7. In Nigeria, You Can Sue Someone For Failing To Marry You. 
Yes o. If that guy or babe promised to marry you and then later refused to fulfill that promise, the court is there to give you a remedy. According to the case of Ezeanah v. Atta (2004) 7 NWLR (Pt. 873), an individual can sue his/her former partner for breach of promise to marry. 

8. You Are Not Allowed To Paint Your car "Army Green" 
This Act "Army Colour (Prohibition of Use) Act" provides that It is illegal to paint a private car in the colour known colloquially as ‘army green’. 

9. You need a television license to purchase a TV In South Africa.
Lol. I am not lying. You can google it. 

10. You can get married when you are a day old in Nigeria and it's legal. The constitution provides that the age for marriage is 18(adult) and also provides in a different section that once you marry, you are an adult(18). Smh

We still have some crazy laws in Nigeria. For eg, in Zamfara state in accordance with the sharia law, thieves are amputated and the other law that you cannot allege rape after a period of time but that's for another day.

www.datswasupblog..com/2016/08/10-crazy-laws-from-all-around-world.html

Lalasticlala Lalasticlala Lalasticlala

Nice one

iflywithbuhari:
Ayade why don't you call Donald the duck to rescue you. You will hear wehn very soon. Tomorrow the dummy will deny the attack ever took place. By the time they will take you and your girls to their hideout, you will piss in your pants

Early sign of madness. when last did you take your malaria drugs.

redcliff:
mumu muslim fanatic. what does alhau akbar have to do with this?

Maybe na Allah girlfriend abi na fvck mate.

Ibrahim1975:
. When will the stay 4 just a week in his village? Why is the running up and down? Why is his own pple are after his life? What a hero!

Why choose to kill english like this na?

tosin139044:
[i][/i]your mind is too dirty

My guy it seems you dont know Nigerian politicians too well. However, I dont have a dirty mind.