₦airaland Forum

DeMekus:
God bless you! Who could believe that a girl of such poor beginning would be the talk of the moment someday? I pity the Miss Queens English and her arrogance. It will soon dawn on her that the village Akwa Ibom girl is, by marriage status, her senior. LMAO!

Gbam:::::::

DeMekus:
Where you see the Queens English self? No be this one wey she just dey blow gbabs up and down?

she just came to announce her single status. Who knows she may be lucky to get a husband. But the truth is, not every lady can be so favoured like Olajumoke '' the agege bread seller''.

Cholls:
my sister look I don't know you from anywhere not until you came here with this story of your love life. so just accept my advice which ever way you like to see it good or bad............ back to the topic........one of the things I deduced from what you wrote is how proud and arrogant of a person you could be........thinking you're better than the lady cuz she couldn't speak English fluently.....and the one that annoyed me most was when the brother told you to move to Mowe with him you refused.......Damn! You are too proud for any man to marry.

i can bet my left ball that the silly girl was rather the one crying at the wedding reception: she is too proud of her ugly self. Now where has your queen's english landed you?

DailyPost:
Hmm u will not die , u must be alive to become a PILOT

Amen.... Recieve your healing in the name of Jesus christ, amen.

Horlawale1:
Story that touches the heart.

Very Unprofessional

you didnt put it well..... it is story that touches the breast.

steppin:
You're wrong. He's protected by immunity, but he can be impeached.

Na your papa want impeach am?

And one of the boys has no shoes..... could he be related to GEJ ?

Bishopmayowa:
All im saying is that one breast is bigger than the other. Period( from the picture above)

The reason for the dwindling smaller breast is as a result of Ibori's much concerntration on it.... if you take a good look at Ibori's mouth, you will gladly understand what am saying....

Flexherbal:
They don't even bother to develop our country. They steal our money and invest in another man's country. Your days are numbered.

shut up you fatten goat, how much was Akwa Ibom's allocation in the 8yrs that Akpabio was the governor?

englishmart:
that wasn't funny. That was a euphemistic insult. The man said he has his money. He wasn't begging that basket for free visa

Is basketmouth a visa agent?

joshing:
I bliv itz wrong to sleep with your sister now..girls plenty in our society & I'm wondering hw dt kind of mistake occured

You wont die if you read the write up:

AdeniyiA:
what type of journalism is this??
from no where Arise TV news cropped up meaninglessly...

Nduka is the owner of Arise Tv and Thisday News paper:::

Silly mob, couldnt they have removed his teeth too? Why stand and watch?

mightycrown1:
do u tink, if everybody become a civilian u will be able to sleep with your two eyes closed

Guy, abeg face front... If you are not willing to face all those ills as a soldier, then you have no business buying the army form.... like i said earlier, nobody forced them into it.

Make i hear word jor. Them force una make una join the army? you no wetin i dey suffer as civilian? Egbon soldier, if you are tired of the soldier work and want to be a civilian, you can come and take it...

576

Hmmmm....Prof slutter..... ;DHmmmm....Prof slutter.....

7 living fishes and 3 dead fishes.... My Points..... Fishes dont drown. fishes are suppose to swim away and not in a stagnant position......

He is not missing, he simply wanna flex.

He is not stuupid at all.

No wonder fulani rustlers kidnap him.

Airforce1:
He's a certified mad man..

I dont see him winning united states presidency.


But make I no lie, What he said about Nigeria is true.

He is certainly not a mad man but chillingly saying the truth.... Africans need to be recolonized for atleast 100years.. That spans about three generations .

It's obvious, the two standing iidiots..

Laveda:
Book a flight for me then

By exactly 12midnight our witchcraft sorry aircraft (Broom Stick) will be taxing on the departure runway enroute your location.... Take note, we do not have any business with the Nigerian Aviation Safety Regulatory Agency... So needless to land on the airport... We land safely in places like, pot of soup, your freezer, on your back while sleeping or perfectly on the engine of your latest car.... Calabar Airways.... faster and most reliable Witchcraft.... Aircraft.......


Economy class is for older witches that suck blood with straw, while the business class are for those that their future is being tied to longsuffering... Which ticket should i buy for you? I'm taking time to explain this to you lest you said i never told you. Are you still coming?

Laveda:
Benin airways is faster

I strongly disbelieve it... we operate mostly at night... just come, i swear a trial will convince and confuse you....

Laveda:
Far..but I might take Benin airways...

It means we are the same because in Calabar we have " Broom Airways"

slimbryan:
my first selfie for d year...

Na ur christmas wrist watch be dat? How much u buy d watch sef because if u see d original u go like am die..Happy new year mehn..

Laveda:
Okay..where's your house located?

somewhere in Calabar

Laveda:
Really? That's nice..I'm coming

So you know my house already?

temmie20:
Happy Sunday...

don't mind my gele

I didnt even notice the gele, rather i saw a fat pair of eye attempting to come out of it socket... Please is your name Aisha or Irene? Happy new year.....