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bighead1:
Please when is the closing date for payment and clearance??/





















Thanks in anticipation..

Favparis:
Is geology more difficult than Physics?

Faremisodeeq:
of course i am

emmanuelpopson:
are u a geologist too?

Faremisodeeq:
where Geology abi OP n sun nii

Heazy2015:
I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One
of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord
wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to
enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were
y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to
Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me
my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to
do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I
was so excited.

That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those
guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the
phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha
showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call
and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying,
“We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you
to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he
wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t
want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I
wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level
was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg.

So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going
to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?”
He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll
give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He
takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop
a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately
we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it
and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because
these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief.

Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the
bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!”

The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I
held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I
was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had
officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10?
Shiiii.

So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky.
Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me
in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at
the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked
the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the
soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was
weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap.
Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of
course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the
bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you
dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the
soap?”

Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra
N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s
most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of
Nigeria.

I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time


You can as well share Ur own experience too

jessicajessa:
Read back on my post (the longest one to be precise)....if you still don't understand....you can call my attention again. @Jhennyaiko & @nifeico congrats to you both.

jessicajessa:
Thanks so much, the amount in my sponsor's SOA was 8.6m....l printed a year and half bank statement(just a strategy), then l stated how much he earns annually(l refered them to somewhere they could confirm it). Abt the deposit before due date....l had no idea then lol, l wanted to pay for the entire year, they(Seneca) took for just one semester....and when l applied for TRV it was way beyond the due date which was june 15th as at den. Mine was a li complicated 'cos cic made a mistake so l reapplied july 14th and got it august 24th. Hope you understand?

hayqinsbFX:
To anyone who feels like giving up..

Remember how you started, what you went through...
How all your documents came together...

Most importantly remember why you staarted..

You didn't come this far to only come this far...

ohammed199:
Chai.... Part 9 sharp sharp no time.....

Am sharing my Testimony before this year runs out IJN...

#team_SENECCA_COLLEGE (y)
#team_WINTER_2016

California30:
Buhari inherited Nigeria when $1 was 170 dollars.
Buhari inherited Nice passenger train.
Buhari inherited New Airports.
Buhari inherited Nigeria with little Boko Haram activities.
Buhari inherited Good economy.

Can someone tell me what happened to all of them ??

kennycanny:
Forget what u see on our movies. its a rear thing and not as presented. Just same way in d American film that one guy ll kill many solders with different stuns. even jump from one tall building to another. The purpose is to 'whao' the viewers. Truly rituals exist in Nigeria like most black nations. its just been exaggerated in Nigerian movies.