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Asiwaju has played all his Cards......

Oghene86:
What would hit Tinubu in 2027 he would not believe his eyes

Asiwaju and egbon Sunday dey talk of Oduduwa,byiu dey here dey talk if elections....mumu

WorldRichest:
Shebi after they lost the election, they still started another delusion that ASIWAJU will not be sworn in. Some useless Yahoo Boys in the Pulpit even said their own god told them that Asiwaju will not be sworn in on May 29. I have never seen a set of people like that. I don’t even have adjective to qualify them

Kamarudeen don turn freedom fighter! Aje...

I begrudge no one who cash from Asiwaju largees Biko! After all no be he money!

Ride on egbon Sunday. Even Boko Haram too go soon begin do protest for north to become Christian States.... Aje

As Asiwaju say he be old fox, 🦊..... People wey rig am in in 2023 go teach say when Sango do anyhow, them go show tree wey Dem use carve am

See how the two niggas dey smile........

Igboho no even fit pretend talk tough, at make make people no know say na Asiwaju send am...

Even pasta Reno when he got the contract to harass buhari in 2022 did it more with passion than this Igboho nigga sef!

Since when is it your concern whether the Igbos are intelligent or not/ Well, if intelligence is supporting BAT ! Buhari and tinubu, for 12 damn years knowing fully well, a well trained boyi boyi in Aba, Main Market or Nnewi is more astute than both combined in managing resources, then keep your stewpid intelligence to your self. Nigerians need intelligience that will bring down the prices of bread, fuel commodities. Patch patch CBN Gov, I reckon needs it more now. package it well and send to him Jared! Awon intelligience!

shivisee:
thank God almighty,the lord did not bless the ibos with intelligence! Jokers! Imagine delusion and deluded story,start believing it,and start celebrating it! I remember how many threads I saw before the election,Peter obi people celebrating themselves that they are the smartest in politics as they predicted that buhari will betray tinubu and wike is ready 100% petcent anointed obi! At the end all their deluded story enter gutter! My prayer for you people is to remain fooling yourself! Dem go continue to use Una flat heads!

Egbon I salute ohh..........

The cheesy nigga don cast out! .

Voice of Igboho hand of Asiwaju!

Pray tell.... how can this dog move forward!

Asiwaju and Igboho right now!

For months now, the cry of hunger, nicknamed ebi pa wo has only been getting louder, with notable, hitherto before now, supposed rich people joining in the chorus. Most recently the gutterman of Lagos, our own dear Igbokwe and the chief betrayal of Niger Delta; honorable Rotweiller amichi all voicing their disappointment at how asiwaju ran the economy with his selected band of misfits.

Even though our dear Asiwaju is rumoured to be sick, and shielded from most news from the outside world, snippets, we reliably gathered still get past on to him. especially his new name ~ T-Pain!

If not that there is always a willing demon available for devil's use is never in short supply, we could all have come to the conclusion that Asiwaju is as good as gone in 2027. this was to be until we discovered something sinister happening in far away UK. two closely related events finally cleared all doubts that indeed what we uncovered is actually true.

Now it is absolutely clear to everyone that:
(1). Asiwaju has failed beyond what even the imams and obas can pretend wnot to feel. The hunger and escalating cost pof basic and minor commodities is ever ready to pop in their faces. One obas was forced to sit in his fiefdom for months on end because his usual owambe & carze display of glamour can no longer be sustained. one of those you guys look up to.
(2). There is a general concensus among the largely feudal North to wrest power from asiwaju either for themselves or for someone else from the South. The East currently been favored in this schemeing. Somehow using State Apparatus, Asiwaju has been able to eavesdrop on these clandestine meeting going on. This was why the former DSS boss, despite his loyalty was suddenly removed and replaced with a more pliable, non northern son of oduduwa.
(3). Gov Simi exploits in rivers tstae (during the last LGA elections) and RMk stronghold in Kano has shown it might not be business as usual in 2027... Asiwaju and his cohorts are taking notes. they know when push come to shove, they do not have the power to move even a mosquit especially if one of the Tripod is not with them.
(4). The Igbos are 99% self confident at establishing thier own country, and needed just one other part of the TRIPOD (Hausa-fulani or Yoruba) to support it by going their way at the same time. Something Awolowo & Late col Banjo betrayed the Igbos for.

Seeing and smelling the rotten shits coming from all over the country, Asiwaju smart as a fox decided to do the unthinkiable: recruit a self proffess agitator to pretend that the Yoruba are ready to secede. Hahahahahahahahhahahah

asiwaju last card for negotiation!
Sunday Igbioho, a nice fine gentleman with element of bravery associated with his doing has been conscripted once again to apply shadow tactics, liken to guiding a mouse through a corner lined with cheese. Nigerians will not fall for it.
Sunday Igboho has no intention of getting his Oduduwa republic. AAnd never pretended about it. he knows his people will not even listen to him. he knows without a Nigeria, his people can not even run a LGA ot to talk of a Yoruboid nation. He knows so many lapses and fragments and inconsistencies associated with his people. he knows the betrayal bloodline...he just knows a lot! But then, why is he hellbent of going this infamous road lined with grenades and treachery/ He wants to help an omuluabi.....and for a good cut too!

the difference between him and another fine, well educated prophet of repute; MNk is that while Sunday Igboho depends on funding from asiwaju govt, prophet MNK had somehow managed to use some skills his G-d bestowed upon him to crowfund his peaceful agitation, something even the Nigerian Deep state had not been able to break because of oath of secrecy and his followers keen trust on a viable Igboid state free from the Yoruboid and hausa-fulani groups.

How far will Egbon Sunday go with his new found love? should we liken it to what IBB was allegedly accused of saying that quote, "if he was sleeping and his Adjuntant wakes him up that the children of Oduduwa are beating drums of war, he will simply go back to sleep! Pray tell, who goes back to sleep when there is war! we are already seeing the signs.
Letter was submitted by Sunday igboho to 10 dowing street...Nigeria Number one State enemy office; that's if they are smart enough to know. Everywhere was quite. Are they just heeding IBB advice? Egbon Igboho organisers a rally in London flanked by elements from ronu kingdom.....stiill more quite and a feeble jerky jerky response from a dishonored Uk diplomat, just to make it sensational. I guess, Nigerians already used their number six to conclude that Asiwaju was actually bankrolling Sunday Igboho shenenigans just like he shadow funded harass buhari through the failed, hungry pasta Reno omokri.

Now, this beggers for answers. will the north see as far as every other ordinary person has seen that indeed the recent cry of Oduduwas in far away UK is the voice of Igboho but paws of Asiwaju!

Hear it first from yours truly, using my links i am reliably informed that political pressure on that short engine in Finland has begun in earnest! Good luck to oga Boko Haram..... good luck to Finnish short engine....good luck to Nigeria.....good luck to Biafra...who rugged past politically make he win!

Una well-done ohh!

So Prof Chokeman Oyenzuzu Stupidity is going?

Oya Ara Professor!

Not really cut out to reply an slowpoke. But my advice is to go enrol at an adult school and at least understand what is meant by Non State actors first!

But I know you'd preferred smoking weed rather than schooling, let me help you small.

Non State actors could mean even you....and the best words to describe them is "Criminals".

A state actor could mean... DSS, NPF, Efcc, NIA.... Even the so called British diplomat, a low cadre retired broke civil servant, having tasted rotten corn & cassava suddenly didn't understand his native language again!

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As far back as 1800s, the Opopos, an Igboid sub group were outsmarting and out competing the British in the Oil trade.... This shop na small one Jared!

Try go school...even for old age, people still dey go school so you no continue in ignorant because you want support a drug mule. As I no be Prof Oyenzuzu of Anam State, I guess you no go litren, so continue with your ignorance

richmond500:
there is a difference between battery torches and electric torches

Imagine a 🤡 🤡 🤡 fond of calling anybody he perceived to be Igbo an ipob, knowing fully well what evil machinations Nigeria Govt had for ipob.

Na only egg they say you tief, naim you dey vex!

Recently I also heard you might be one of the UGM terrorizing SE.

Wait till hand touch you!

helinues:
Ranting, vexing, call it whatever, the NL mods must do something about this.

A guy is currently being blackmailed for stealing one woman's money, just imagine. Na eggs they claimed I steal. Others rapist.

Why should some people go to such extreme just because of politics discussion?

A Satire!

In a quaint egalitarian state of billionaires known as Anams, there lords an illustrious sadist: Professor Chokeman Oyenzuzu Stupidity. Renowned for his groundbreaking research in the field of idiocy, Professor Stupidity was the undisputed authority on topics such as "The Art of Failing Spectacularly," especially in equating the state of Anam with Taiwan and Dubai, and "Advanced Techniques in Miscommunication," particularly in matters he foolishly believed he could control. How far should one aspire to be like the most foolish bird on earth? Time shall tell!

Every Monday, people stayed glued to their homes out of fear of being killed by state and non-state actors. Yet even his most immediate staff flocked to his lecture hall, a dilapidated space adorned with outdated posters of ill-fated experiments. The professor, a portly man with a head that resembled a hedgehog, greeted them with an air of misplaced confidence. "Welcome, dear Anams! Today, we will explore the intricate dance of ignorance!"

His lectures were nothing short of a spectacle. With a blackboard covered in unintelligible scribbles, Professor Stupidity expounded upon the virtues of never asking questions and the merits of never owning up to broken promises. "Questions," he would declare, "are merely distractions from the important business of being wrong!" The clowns he surrounded himself with nodded vigorously, unsure whether to applaud or seek refuge. Who do we fear more? Professor Oyenzuzu or the state/non state actors forcing their will on everyone? they remembered the special assistant who was sacked because he was dancing gwogwogwogwo.... so much for our dear Prof Oyenzuzu!

One day, he introduced a new concept: "The Theory of Un-Logic." According to this theory, the more convoluted and nonsensical an argument, the more likely it was to be accepted as truth. He demonstrated this by arguing that the moon was made of cheese because, clearly, a giant mouse must be lurking somewhere in the cosmos. The class erupted into laughter and disbelief, but as the professor’s charisma unfolded, some began to reconsider their own understanding of astronomy. By so doing amidst claps and shouts of derison..he decided to take foolishness a bit higher.

To further his research, Professor Stupidity decided to host a "Fool’s Debate," where students were encouraged to present their most absurd arguments. The winner would be crowned "Duke of Dumbness." Armed with inflatable hammers and bewildering logic, students presented topics like "Why Penguins Should Rule the World" and "The Necessity of Wearing Socks on One’s Hands." Each argument was met with raucous applause, the boundaries of reason slowly dissolving under the weight of hilarity.

Despite his questionable teachings, Professor Stupidity garnered a loyal following, especially from children of Oduduwa who actually and conveniently mean no good to him awny way! His students, affectionately known as “The League of the Uninformed,” embraced his philosophy wholeheartedly. They formed study groups ion niaraland, dedicated to perfecting the art of misunderstanding, often gathering in the political café to debate the merits of using left-handed spoons for right-handed tasks.

As this tenure drew to a close, Anam state announced the prestigious “Golden Absurdity Award.” Professor Stupidity, naturally, was the clear choice for this honor. During his acceptance speech, he proclaimed, “Remember, my dear scholars, ignorance is not just bliss; it’s an art form! Go forth and be gloriously foolish!”

And so, the legacy of Professor Chokeman Oyenzuzu Stupidity lived on, a testament to the wonders of ignorance, absurdity, and the occasional bout of uncontrollable laughter. The students left the Institute of Absurd Studies not only with degrees but also with a newfound appreciation for the art of being wonderfully, unapologetically stupid.

Oyenkuzi or Oyenzuzu/
Now, we all heard the too much hyped Taiwan-Dubai mantra...lol. When first I heard this man speak, he reminds me so much about one oversabi ediat in our class then. Shittyy, smallish and grossly overrated dude who somehow got the attention of other shitty lecturer in the department. My class mates who know me will smile reading this...because we all know all shityy the motherfvcker was. Sadistic lecturers all like him because of his shitty nature. and they felt "we" the so called "well to do, "city dwellers" looks down on him. We actually do because, if you no be city dwellers, you nobe city dwellers. you can't fake it like Asiwaju CSU certificate! That was in mid 2000s. Prof Oyenzuzu was just a special adviser to ex president Obj but the werey carries himself like he's a fvcking world bank president! I instantly disliked him because, I have this divine knack to smell folks with rotten characters from miles away, and even if they are surrounded by ghost...I'd still smell them out! it wasn't long before one smart lady technocrat serving in the last three govts called him a "man without character". see? They all know him!

Awon ndi school na scam gang.....

This picture is for you!

A simple use of Google search engine would have told you batteries and touch cane about in late 1880s.....

No wonder these miscreants still believe Asiwaju will turn the economy around, the same way they're waiting for Buhari to make 1NGN to $1...

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 mumu in it's finest display!

Do battery supply what? Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣. White powder?

Awon ndi school na scam gang.... The time you lots should go to school and learn basic science, una say na ganja una go dey smoke. Now, seee your life?

richmond500:
Oga, do u know what electric torch mean?
It's a torch that needs electricity to operate, not battery

Geng geng...new shoes loading! Hahahahaha

Nothing wey a jobless failed pasta no go do to buy new shoes! abeg make una leave the werey Jared. Anybody he support for second term always looses!

Hahahahahahhahahahhaa
If Asiwaju no hear he cries...hunger go hear am Jared! Abeg cut him some slack biko. To be mumu no easy these days!

Bobloco:
Are you sure Tinubu have the time to hear your cries and wailings

Before posting hogwash, i'd rather advise you go get a job first, get paid and eat well so you can reason like a human! Been a resident rag on nairaland is something your generation may not forgive you for.

Back to your post...

We all know the tribe filled with hypocrisy. That tribe that trooped out in 2012 shouting don't remove fuel subsidy, but in 2023 full chest support its removal. You need more?

I am talking of that tribe that hates prophet MNk for telling the truth their sango servers can not see, even though his prediction is more accurate than those who drink tea with sango, but in a surprising twist of hypocrisy they are known for, are now supporting Egbon Igboho Sunday for asking exactly what prophet MNk ask...

Next time before you open you agbo filled guts to menttion hypocrisy, think about descendants of Oduduwa first!

Oye ara!

helinues:
Toh

Any events happening at his backyard, he must find a way of twisting the narration.

Foreigners are now calling out Peter Obi's hypocrisy, something we have been yarning for a while

Modified: Peter Obi's supporters should understand that Peter Obi is not above mistakes. It's inability of his supporters and people around him to correct him when he's wrong is what's making him not to have head way in politics.

Please what's the meaning of non state actor? Who are the people causing insecurity in South East if not Ipob militia wing UGM.

Those who take responsibility for their actions are ready to move ahead but pointing fingers, okay oo

A spade should be called what exactly it is .

Btw, why is it so difficult for some Peter Obi's supporters to engage others maturely without throwing tantrums? How would such attitude attract undecided voters to una side when contrary opinions won't be tolerated.. Same obsolete methods

Taking responsibility is out of options for some Peter Obi's supporters

By inadvertently putting mouth in the internal affairs of a supposed sovereign State, this low budget, half crazy paid hand, has just exposed the length Asiwaju would go to gather expired middle cadre British workers!

Whether separatist, or ododuwawa agitators, anyone who could do such evil thing is a criminal. is that not what Asiwaju and other miscreants call killers in Nigeria!

AnonPoet:
https://newsdirect.ng/peter-obi-wrong-to-describe-supersport-killers-as-non-state-actors-british-diplomat/

What if he is one of the UGM? I know this hellinus fellow has many monikers here on nairaland. He could be one of those UGM contracted to cause havoc in SE...

Saintganduje:
Do you love UGM? Hurry up ok.

I think you misunderstood me. APC miscreants should do the laying of the eggs. We go provide feeds. Hallinus and other miscreants should be forced to lay eggs biko. If their asshole no wide reach, P.Diddy oil dey there Jared!

IfnobeGod20:
Day old chicks, 10, is now ₦6,000. Lest we talk of their survival, as sure the 10 would not reach maturity stage. Some may lose 2 or 3 or 4 or 5, while some may even lose all, as they are very difficult to rear. Price of feeds are now very much expensive and out to the reach of the downtrodden that ordinarily rear fowls in the past.

Aunty Remi said you guys should farm your own food. I guess these useless miscreants here on nairaland should be force to lay eggs too!

Bunch of useless tiefs whose only purpose is to live off govt positions!

Just nego du... old grandpa doing cult! What a worthless life indeed!

Tochi3:


..the white haired cultist is a Cornfessor oo..

a country that does things anyhow wants to receive VIP treatment outside...no be juju be this so? You even did it to them first, they didn't complain or come over to SmM to cry....then whether by design or not, you faced the same thing, you want them to overlook theirs, while you can not over look yours1

Make una stop fooling una sef!

No be every country get the patience Nigerians get with bad leadership!

You just don't know how bad it is! fayose is a politician, he should be forgiven...but compare it with those who drink tea with ogun or the white haired cultist...no shame or even fear of their own conscience! Hypocrisy be them like normal normal!

Tochi3:


..even fayoshe..

..tribalism has eaten the souls of people from this region..

HungerBad

They need to be hanged for gross incompetent! If it was the Europeans, they will lynch both old idiots anywhere they see them!

kurupt1:
Tinubu and Bihari need to be crucified

Ever heard of the serpentine breed? Yes, there are humans, races who had a DNA fused with serpentine blood.

See for your self these statistics. It's definitely not for kids who were still in primary schools in early 2000s.

First, they told us Ghana Must Go....especially from the education sector which the Ghanaians filled because the Igbos where hitherto were the scholars back then were still reeling from effects of the civil war. Vroom Ghanaians packed their bags and off they go. education in Nigeria collapsed almost immediately. fast forward to 2024..... Nigerians are now paying Ghan heavily to school there.

In recent times, these same set of reptilain broods mobilized everyone insane enough not to know them, precisely in 2012 to scream in loud voices GEJ must go. And they use fuel subsidy as their veritable tool to puch their serpentine agenda. Vroom. GEJ left, but not without laying a subtle curse on these set of people, and boldly called them "backward, evil or worse". fast forward to 2023..... Na fuel subsidy they want to remove. And like mad people they are, they just went full throttle to remove it without as much as think about the Spread effects! Brood of vipers that poisons anything they come in contact with!
Now, here is the catchy. Nigeria was better prepared in 2012 to remove fuel subsidy because of various factors in Nigerian economy favor such as:
1. naira was exchanging for 87 - 120NGn to a dollar. The Fx was better fit to absorb whatever unintended shock that may arise. As at 2012 -2015 I was actually building a duplex in the village, poor me.
2. Nigerian economy was booming and the SWF has a lot of unspent cash which GEj & NOI pleased with the then Govs to save, but these serpentine broods mobilize their allies including the jesters Rotimi ameachi to fightt the then Gov.
3. FDI was confident Nigeria was getting it right via rule of law, democracy and otherwise, even though elements of corruption exists.

The most hilarious one is this! Sunday igboho...Egbon Igboho is fighting for Oduduwa republic via Referrendum..... Osanobua! As would be expected these broods of serpentine hordes are all in full support becuase na Igboho submit request to 10 Downing street. But what has the Igbos been championing since time immemorial? Why is prophet MNK in DSS dungeon? Their response to all these is even more hilarious. Ohh...MNk was insulting everyone. Now, dear respecters which people elite and agberos combined insulted and denigrated the exhaled seat of president in Nigeria? Been the first to ever carry a live coffin of a sitting president? I remembered vividly what GEJ's mother said about this.I can feel the trauma the poor old woman passed. But these are the hordes talking about how prophet MNk goes about his agitation. What a people!

Now, let me give you this catchy for Free. Anything you are doing, however painful it may seem, and these brood of Vipers oppose it, scream against it...by the Strenght and Honor of G-d, just know you are in the right path! The serpentine blood in them has smelled out the sweet aroma of a future bliss and like the devil they are, they want to thwart it and covet it for themselves even though they k now not how to do!

As the clown who shouted its my turn waste away his feebled vegetable body in France, I am glad he knows he is a hopeless disappointment to even his fellow reptilians.

Mad country with largely useless people

Reasonable countries would even go to wat to keep their currency stable....

But Asiwaju resident rags on nairaland wants everyone to think otherwise!

No wonder only renounced rags like that old vseless werey still dey support the old grandpa in Aso Rock!

Well, what do you expect from someone who's never had a business, worked gainfully or even have employable skills?