₦airaland Forum

This one go be from that side. Haters are usually united, even if they are thousands of miles apart.

So na Chidinma be her mama?

Sleekfingers:
Now you are talking. But some people are seeing it from emotional angles.
I think her mother should come out and address the issue . Did she use any fake documents to get her citizenship?

Chidimma was born there though.

Hahahahhahaa...... . Spokesman for South Africans has spoken!

Pitiable, shallow fellows that reeks of hatred.

The clown no fit come out clear on why hehimself choose the SA side over Chidinma own!

Haters are usually united in hatred, even if they are thousands of miles separated!

givedemwotowoto:
Chidinma Adetshina was invited for questioning? Tells us.

These people are actually shameless, pitiable and shallow in crtical reasoning expected of people who have at least traveled.

Maama allegedly commit crime, not baby.
She was forced to step dow, leave SA.
Not done, her citizenship was stripped off, documents canceled.
Yet, what do they want from the girl?

These are also the ones shouting Apartheid in Palestinain issues. Israelis go just dey laugh loud.

One thing i have since come to accept, NEVER hurry to help a group of black people becuase it might turn out to be a mistake....

See wetin this one dey post.... Monkey na monkey even if he dey pluto!

DarkJeddi:
Which same treatment?
She was disqualified and had to step down?
What other treatment would you have expected Nigeria to mete out?

Never under estimate what long years of severe repression can do on a human! More like what its currently doing to those who love supporting one disastrous leader after another.....

Same is what we are seeing unfold!

Never heard, in all my travels, a child would be heard accountable for what mama allegedly did!Anyway, no be Asiwaju imprison children while shouting theyr are sponsored? Yet cant go after the sponsors....only targets harmless kids. The Mzanzis cant target the mama. Just tactics. Vseless free loaders.

These Mzanzis dey behave like those people westside of Nigeria! Tufiakwaaaaa. .
Abi he oyibo wey dey represent them no get clout to win?

These four kids deserve to have a building at National Institute for Policy & strategic studies (NIPSS) Kuru Jos named after them!

They tried to overthrown Asiwaju govt and survived two months of starvation in Asiwaju gulag! Something Igboho ran away from!

Bigkoko:
Post by Nairalander NLCreator

Ever wonder why Tinubu has been spending more time in France than Nigeria lately? Turns out, it wasn’t for diplomatic business—it was for survival! Apparently, he’s been on the run from these "criminal masterminds"—a gang of children plotting to overthrow his government! Now that they’ve been apprehended, experts believe Tinubu finally has the safe environment he needs to deliver on his Renewed Hope agenda.

Let’s meet the "ringleaders" of the "coup" to dethrone Nigeria’s "greatest" president.

1. Auta Ibrahim

This 5-year-old genius from Kano masterminded a coup with all the finesse of a Saturday morning cartoon villain. His grand plan? Ambush President Tinubu at a fuel station queue, challenge him to a one-on-one duel, and, upon inevitable victory, crown himself President of Nigeria. Rumor has it he spent weeks rehearsing his presidential wave on the playground, blowing kisses to an adoring crowd of kindergartners. If the coup had succeeded, Auta Ibrahim would’ve not only become the youngest president in the world but also the first to sign bills during snack time and hold press conferences on the monkey bars.

2. Tanko Abubakar

This sweet-looking 9-year-old, affectionately dubbed the “Mogul of Kano Streets,” was the financier behind the coup. After raking in a whopping 500 naira from his almajiri begging business, Tanko decided to take a stand against the rising cost of toys. Out of economic outrage, he plotted to overthrow Tinubu and crash the prices of toys.

He was accused of tossing his hard-earned 500 naira around, enticing other kids to join his rebellion against Tinubu with promises of ice cream and biscuits.

Little did he know, his generous spending spree sent the naira into a tailspin, causing inflation to skyrocket and sending Nigeria’s economy into the bottomless pit, according to self-proclaimed economic experts among Tinubu’s supporters.

"Look what one sweet-faced beggar has done!” the experts lamented. “He’s single-handedly ruined our economy just to fund a coup, all while plotting to become Finance Minister and make toys cheaper!"

3. Tanoma Muhammad

This 5-year-old mastermind was the brains behind the entire mutiny. He skillfully convinced the other kids to believe there was “hunger in Nigeria,” a wildly false claim that sent shockwaves through the kindergarten playground and rallied his followers to plot Tinubu’s downfall.

At one point, he even led a brigade of two-year-olds in a fierce protest against "hardship" (mainly the rising price of ice cream and biscuits).

According to experts, his real agenda was to destabilize Tinubu’s government and swoop in as the Minister of Information under Auta's regime. With his knack for spreading fake news about the snack shortage, he’s already shown he has the perfect qualifications.

4. Adamu Adamu

Though this 6-year-old insists he had nothing to do with the coup, his downfall came when a spy overheard him boldly singing, “Parents, listen to your children, we are the leaders of tomorrow…” Horrified, the informant promptly reported him to authorities, citing the song as undeniable proof of an insidious plot to overthrow Tinubu and seize power by tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Tinubu’s supporters took to the streets in jubilant celebration over the capture of the “infant insurgents.”

Ayo Adenuga passionately claimed that these children were the very reason Tinubu hadn’t yet delivered on his “Renewed Hope” promise. “How could he?” she cried. “The poor man was fleeing Nigeria every other week to dodge their capture attempts! Now, finally, with these little rebels behind bars, Tinubu can safely stay home and start delivering—beginning with that Renewed Hope we were all promised!”

Dominique Olumide went even further, condemning the children for their reckless spending. “These infant plotters dumped their vast almajiri fortunes into our economy, and now look at us!” she exclaimed, holding up a single grain of rice as if it were a diamond. “The price of a bag of rice shot up from 10,000 to 100,000 naira, all because these ambitious little tycoons couldn’t resist throwing their 500-naira fortunes around!”

Post by Nairalander NLCreator

Ever wonder why Tinubu has been spending more time in France than Nigeria lately? Turns out, it wasn’t for diplomatic business—it was for survival! Apparently, he’s been on the run from these "criminal masterminds"—a gang of children plotting to overthrow his government! Now that they’ve been apprehended, experts believe Tinubu finally has the safe environment he needs to deliver on his Renewed Hope agenda.

Let’s meet the "ringleaders" of the "coup" to dethrone Nigeria’s "greatest" president.

1. Auta Ibrahim

This 5-year-old genius from Kano masterminded a coup with all the finesse of a Saturday morning cartoon villain. His grand plan? Ambush President Tinubu at a fuel station queue, challenge him to a one-on-one duel, and, upon inevitable victory, crown himself President of Nigeria. Rumor has it he spent weeks rehearsing his presidential wave on the playground, blowing kisses to an adoring crowd of kindergartners. If the coup had succeeded, Auta Ibrahim would’ve not only become the youngest president in the world but also the first to sign bills during snack time and hold press conferences on the monkey bars.

2. Tanko Abubakar

This sweet-looking 9-year-old, affectionately dubbed the “Mogul of Kano Streets,” was the financier behind the coup. After raking in a whopping 500 naira from his almajiri begging business, Tanko decided to take a stand against the rising cost of toys. Out of economic outrage, he plotted to overthrow Tinubu and crash the prices of toys.

He was accused of tossing his hard-earned 500 naira around, enticing other kids to join his rebellion against Tinubu with promises of ice cream and biscuits.

Little did he know, his generous spending spree sent the naira into a tailspin, causing inflation to skyrocket and sending Nigeria’s economy into the bottomless pit, according to self-proclaimed economic experts among Tinubu’s supporters.

"Look what one sweet-faced beggar has done!” the experts lamented. “He’s single-handedly ruined our economy just to fund a coup, all while plotting to become Finance Minister and make toys cheaper!"

3. Tanoma Muhammad

This 5-year-old mastermind was the brains behind the entire mutiny. He skillfully convinced the other kids to believe there was “hunger in Nigeria,” a wildly false claim that sent shockwaves through the kindergarten playground and rallied his followers to plot Tinubu’s downfall.

At one point, he even led a brigade of two-year-olds in a fierce protest against "hardship" (mainly the rising price of ice cream and biscuits).

According to experts, his real agenda was to destabilize Tinubu’s government and swoop in as the Minister of Information under Auta's regime. With his knack for spreading fake news about the snack shortage, he’s already shown he has the perfect qualifications.

4. Adamu Adamu

Though this 6-year-old insists he had nothing to do with the coup, his downfall came when a spy overheard him boldly singing, “Parents, listen to your children, we are the leaders of tomorrow…” Horrified, the informant promptly reported him to authorities, citing the song as undeniable proof of an insidious plot to overthrow Tinubu and seize power by tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Tinubu’s supporters took to the streets in jubilant celebration over the capture of the “infant insurgents.”

Ayo Adenuga passionately claimed that these children were the very reason Tinubu hadn’t yet delivered on his “Renewed Hope” promise. “How could he?” she cried. “The poor man was fleeing Nigeria every other week to dodge their capture attempts! Now, finally, with these little rebels behind bars, Tinubu can safely stay home and start delivering—beginning with that Renewed Hope we were all promised!”

Dominique Olumide went even further, condemning the children for their reckless spending. “These infant plotters dumped their vast almajiri fortunes into our economy, and now look at us!” she exclaimed, holding up a single grain of rice as if it were a diamond. “The price of a bag of rice shot up from 10,000 to 100,000 naira, all because these ambitious little tycoons couldn’t resist throwing their 500-naira fortunes around!”

HAhahahaha......wow.....

Macho plotters!

HAhahhaahahahahha

Yes, these are the machos and elements plotting to overthrown Asiwaju !!!! what were you expecting to see?

Elusive001:
Oh! oh!! oh!!!

Na these children dem say wan overthrow Tinubu’s wicked revime

Now the funny thing is these pictures tells it all, that those who sponsored, organized and paid miscreants money to protest without any detaining them are now the ones stopping protests, arresting and imprisoning minors!

Thats Jide Kosoko in one of the pictures. The yoruban ator is no where to be found.....say hi to amala politics agains.

Thats Bayo Onanuga, current spokesman for asiwaju, even though he is a guther rate spokesman.....in one of the pitures

The good thing is that the Power of Social Media has overcome the power of LIEM; Lagos Ibadan Expressway Media!

Now you see why Islamic State of West Africa, ISWAP, Oduduwa patriotic congress OPC, Niger Delta militants, Ahlis Sunnah aka Boko Haram, Fulani herdsman, bandits, UGM keep getting recruits, year in year out?

The Nigerian State us a well oiled, properly funded sovereign that acts like a criminal organisation.

Imagine the wickedness of imprisoning children with hardened criminals.

Like elf's in a loose chain criminal set up, the AGN, Interior, NSA etc were waiting for their capo di tuti capi to ask to review the allegations of treason against the minors before they can act!

Isn't this a clear case of executive meddlesome and control of institution which oought to be independent?

Tufiakwaaa

But we know say Asiwaju no normal!

All the Emilio kan cap he dey wear for years wetin come out!

Lesson learned. Occult, drug cartels and shody past don't pay because others will use it to blackmail you into not working!

Imagine the clown implementing things Nigerians ain't economically ready to harbor

Bigkoko:
This is why we are shouting that Nigeria should develop or allow those who wants out to go and build a modern society!

Now, that shop should have insurance premium subscribe to, that takes buts of payment every month. With stuffs like this they get full compensation.

Two, Nigeria should have a ready anti riot squad, ready to use peppered water and tear gas to dispense riots, not protests...
Are these two things difficult for a normal human being with access to Oil Gas sales and CBN vaults, in 2024 to implement in his country?

Thank G-d these deadbeat politically wicked swobs can't take loots to the other realm. But then, see how the old sicko dey grab everything and anything!

Tufiakwaaa

This is why we are shouting that Nigeria should develop or allow those who wants out to go and build a modern society!

Now, that shop should have insurance premium subscribe to, that takes buts of payment every month. With stuffs like this they get full compensation.

Two, Nigeria should have a ready anti riot squad, ready to use peppered water and tear gas to dispense riots, not protests...
Are these two things difficult for a normal human being with access to Oil Gas sales and CBN vaults, in 2024 to implement in his country?

Thank G-d these deadbeat politically wicked swobs can't take loots to the other realm. But then, see how the old sicko dey grab everything and anything!

Tufiakwaaa

Omoboricash:
Those boys deserved to taught lesson, i watched a pharmacy shop that was lootef and vandalized 8n kano and i was weeping for the owner of the shop. If the defender of that shop happened be one of these defenders would they have said what they were saying.
Those boys are potentials terrorist, let them face the musuc of their actions

Let economic, political and developmental milestones guide you!

Economically, every Nigerian, living and earning in Nigeria, including Dangote is a lot poorer now compared to 2023 May down

cybertruss:
Na WA ooo. I thought that Tinubu will at least be better than Buhari. Now I don't know who is better.

A well fed, salary and bonus loaded, fine man no pimples Honorable assaulter given a 500k bail same day he was arraigned and let off the hook, but hunger protesting, severely malnourished kids, minors, children ~ for swobs to understand fully, they were given 10M bail.... clearly they don't have that, next is to send them back to prison! That's after been starved for months!

Ijele still dey find 50M, while that kogi man dey bail!

Omoo these Asiwaju and his Yoruba hordes are really evil!

President Bola Tinubu has ordered the Minister of Justice and Attorney-General of the Federation, Lateef Fagbemi, SAN, to review the treasonable felony charges brought against some underage and malnourished children before the Federal High Court in Abuja, which has attracted national and global outrage.

SaharaReporters learnt from sources that Tinubu on Friday ordered the AGF to review the cases and make recommendations accordingly after the Nigerian presidency came under scrutiny for maltreating underage children accused of bogus charges for participating in the nationwide #EndBadGovernance protests in August.

SaharaReporters earlier reported that the court presided over by Justice Obiora Egwuatu, granted stringent bail to over 70 persons including minors for their alleged roles in the protests.

Five minors out of the 76 defendants meant to be arraigned on Friday, however, slumped inside the courtroom and were rushed to the hospital.

The minors have been taken back to Kuje Prison following difficulties in meeting their bail conditions.

The court granted each of the defendants N10 million bail among other stringent terms.

However, one of the counsels for the protesters, Deji Adeyanju, lamented that the stringent bail conditions imposed by the court on the protesters who have been in custody since August, meant they had to be taken back to prison custody.

Human rights and advocacy groups across the country have accused President Bola Tinubu of running a cruel, heinous and punitive government.

The groups said this in separate statements issued on Friday while condemning the continued detention and prosecution of #EndBadGovernance protesters.

The groups demanded the unconditional release of all detained protesters, especially minors; immediate suspension of all exorbitant bail conditions granted to the protesters; transparent investigation into the maltreatment of underage detainees, including starvation, physical abuse, and psychological trauma at IRT and other detention centers, and an end to the criminalisation of protests and dissent voices in the country.

One of the statements was jointly signed by Comrade Gerald O Katchy of the National Secretary Committee for the Defence of Human Rights; Omole Ibukun of the Creative Change Centre; Salako Kayode of the Revolutionary Socialist Movement; Hauwa Mustapha of the ASVAB and Comrade Destiny Destiny of the Civil Rights Council.

Others are Agena Robert Ande of Take it Back Movement; Maxwell Adeyemi of the Socialist Labour; Adekunle Gbolahan of the Democratic Socialist Movement and Youth Rights Campaign, and Chinedu Chinedu of the Movement for African Emancipation.

The groups said the arraignment of the protesters before Justice Obiora Egwuatu of the Federal High Court in Abuja exposes the gross and tone-deaf indifference of all arms of the Nigerian government to justice and the well-being of Nigerians.



https://saharareporters.com/2024/11/01/breaking-tinubu-directs-attorney-general-review-case-minors-charged-treason-after

Imagine there was no social media. His brethren handling LIEM (Lagos Ibadan Expressway Media) would have denied everything like they denied his shady past!

Tufiakwaaa...ndi na my turn!

Now, I believe aunt Remi don't have children of her own, or has been fully indoctrinated into pure romance with wickedness.

If na Mama Peace, she will collect microphone and start shouting to release the children!

Maybe she thought the children were Igbo children sha!

The coward who thought children protesting hunger wants to overthrown him has capitulated

IBB was right it flows in the blood!

Imagine a coward imprisoning children in adult prison for months on end, and he didn't even have the decency to feed them properly... Mehmmm Yorubacracy on the mud!

Now I know why Ibadan has more brown roof than anywhere in the whole world!

Imagine. They are even doing shakara with the mortuary attendant jobs Asiwaju created. Hellimus oya come here now!

CrossRhodes:

The weyrey really deserve mortuary job.
At least we won't be seeing his rubbish on this here app.

Long story short. You prefer a Devil and got Asiwaju. So no complain if ebi oa wa

Sharpsharp00123:
I will prefer a contented stranger to a devilish brother who wants to steal my property

Only igbos go around calling other people's land no man's land

Keep quiet. Igbos and Fulani matter no concern sons of Oduduwa!

Face Asiwaju and the hunger he dey spread!

Sharpsharp00123:
bigkoko

So dis is d brother u want Yorubas to embrace?

Brother that wants to steal what belongs to u

Can u igbos allow Fulani create ruga in your region? What u can't allow is what u do to others

If a Fulani man tries to claim Anambra we know I people will kill him without blinking an eye

Too bad this one never born or even fit feed himself to talk to have children!

blacknp:
Next time when those wicked Opposition members Tochi3, Roberto Carlos Bobloco, Bigkoko, Bigkokorep & legion want to use the innocent mumus to cause chaos, na senior race japa they go use run.

Once bitten, twice shy, all the Hypocrite Nairaland protesters still dey Nairaland dey do 👀 eye service, whilst the mumu ones dey police custody.

Lol.... As predicted, they don't use free online resources when preparing for vawulence.

Anyway, what is better than allowing a swob wallow in ignorance!

Try visit a developed country before you die, e get why!

Vision101:
Hahaha..... ordinary East Africa and with this type of business and you are making so much noise. How about if you experience the real place, belong to the real deal and taste the real deal?

Hahahaha..... I prefer Mazi over Chinedu. Be guided. Who are "they"?

You mean those children Asiwaju starved for months because the coward thought kids wants to overthrown him?

Sharpsharp00123:
chinedu for your mind u are demarketing Tinubu to northerners right?

They will pick even non Nigerians over igbo so rest

Lol.....these are online lagosians. Shame don't allow them mention the Hamlet they came from!

aariwa:
are you from Lagos state or are you part of the crew that support for Lagos state what they cannot support for their states? Why is it that when it comes to Lagos state politics you hear all Yorubas are one but don’t hear that for Ogun, Ondo, Oshun, ekiti and oyo ? Why can’t a Yoruba man man Lagos or oshun go to ekiti and become governor under the pretext of Yoruba is one or does it apply to only Lagos?

You are always late to the show. Party is over. The harm has to been done. The old grandpa in Aso Rock has capitalate, the mgbakuku wey strong pass that anus leak naim for locate am.


President Bola Tinubu has ordered the Minister of Justice and Attorney-General of the Federation, Lateef Fagbemi, SAN, to review the treasonable felony charges brought against some underage and malnourished children before the Federal High Court in Abuja, which has attracted national and global outrage.

SaharaReporters learnt from sources that Tinubu on Friday ordered the AGF to review the cases and make recommendations accordingly after the Nigerian presidency came under scrutiny for maltreating underage children accused of bogus charges for participating in the nationwide #EndBadGovernance protests in August.

SaharaReporters earlier reported that the court presided over by Justice Obiora Egwuatu, granted stringent bail to over 70 persons including minors for their alleged roles in the protests.

Five minors out of the 76 defendants meant to be arraigned on Friday, however, slumped inside the courtroom and were rushed to the hospital.

The minors have been taken back to Kuje Prison following difficulties in meeting their bail conditions.

The court granted each of the defendants N10 million bail among other stringent terms.

However, one of the counsels for the protesters, Deji Adeyanju, lamented that the stringent bail conditions imposed by the court on the protesters who have been in custody since August, meant they had to be taken back to prison custody.

Human rights and advocacy groups across the country have accused President Bola Tinubu of running a cruel, heinous and punitive government.

The groups said this in separate statements issued on Friday while condemning the continued detention and prosecution of #EndBadGovernance protesters.

The groups demanded the unconditional release of all detained protesters, especially minors; immediate suspension of all exorbitant bail conditions granted to the protesters; transparent investigation into the maltreatment of underage detainees, including starvation, physical abuse, and psychological trauma at IRT and other detention centers, and an end to the criminalisation of protests and dissent voices in the country.

One of the statements was jointly signed by Comrade Gerald O Katchy of the National Secretary Committee for the Defence of Human Rights; Omole Ibukun of the Creative Change Centre; Salako Kayode of the Revolutionary Socialist Movement; Hauwa Mustapha of the ASVAB and Comrade Destiny Destiny of the Civil Rights Council.

Others are Agena Robert Ande of Take it Back Movement; Maxwell Adeyemi of the Socialist Labour; Adekunle Gbolahan of the Democratic Socialist Movement and Youth Rights Campaign, and Chinedu Chinedu of the Movement for African Emancipation.

The groups said the arraignment of the protesters before Justice Obiora Egwuatu of the Federal High Court in Abuja exposes the gross and tone-deaf indifference of all arms of the Nigerian government to justice and the well-being of Nigerians.



https://saharareporters.com/2024/11/01/breaking-tinubu-directs-attorney-general-review-case-minors-charged-treason-after

blacknp:
They should keep the idiots incarcerated for another 13 months.

Since they decided to act the fool, na their parents go weep pass, na bad friends & uncles like them Bigkoko, Carlos Alberto Bobloco & racoon wey hate Yoruba President Bola Tinubu deceive them to protest.

Because to the numerous deceitful separatist serpents wey dey vex say Gringory Obi no win, which itself is the greatest disillusion of 22/23, na the promotion of public disorder in the name of so called hunger protest go repair the Nigerian economy, and put chops on the lazy man’s table.

We know them as 30k geng

BeardedMeat:
See illiterate batshit 😅😅😅

Bare kor Tpain ni.

Nonsense and iragbiji university. 😄😄😄

If na to shared uncooked rice, them go sabi

The warped judicial system of Nigeria is currently spreading it's dragnets across board.

Prior to now, it was designed for only Igbos, but currently it's berthed at far north!

In the picture....a supposed Honorable who assaulted a citizen, arraigned and granted bail for 500k, even though he can afford it.

Besides, hungry children protesting hunger given bail condition they clearly can not meet!

What a sick country they have systematically designed to wretch every one there!

Avoid any old man that puts a straw in a child's drink and sips from it.... Na evil man be that.. drawing energy from the child!

Old men pours out their own drink into the cup of children as goodwill not the other way round!

Receive anything from Asiwaju is a life under bondage! Rauf know him wella

KEVIND:
See what the letter writer Reno Omokri wrote about the children: in court

"Anybody telling you that Tinubu hates Arewa
because of this prosecution of some teenagers is
just gaslighting you. And it is so sad to see Buhari
administration appointees stoking such sentiments.
My question to these Buhari administration officials
is this: What should be done with teenagers who are suspected of looting or destroying public property?
They should be given a big sloppy kiss and a medal?
Please fact-check me: Under the Common Law,the Age of criminality in Nigeria and England is 10.As long as they are not underaged children, there is absolutely nothing wrong with prosecuting teenagers. Please fact-check me:"-
By Reno Omokri

The link to his post
https://www.facebook.com/100057351074401/posts/pfbid02ns3ck7equhjaJDkUh3jXqkqS7ZM4LoJEk1WZjrveuWtYj9nUZuLXEZDuEknkDgBLl/?app=fbl

He spend 24/7 online, sometimes i wonder whether he is even normal at all. Reno Omokri is a shameless man

Asiwaju has killed his tomorrow today!

Beyond 2027 election, for nothing lasts forever, the story will be told of how a man who organized protests against a sitting president without harassment, sponsor protests against a sitting president without harassment, paid a failed pastor to harass a sick president in a foreign hospital, yet when he became president went around arresting minors for protesting, starving them and lying against them that they want to overthrown his government.... Children for goodness sake!

Such a sick coward!

More pictures of the machos trying to overthrown Asiwaju govt!

Depriest2020:
Last 3 months I was in Jabi high court, I saw some armed correctional officers bring in some kids to the court for prosecution, I was wondering what the kids did to warrant being remanded at the correctional center. Never knew they were mere protesters.