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Truly God want u to know that he is not your true friend. A friend should trust eachother very well and know their character very well. A lady that come at the 11th hour will now cause disharmony between U,don't let it distopped U. Run for such friend.he did not worth your friendship.

marveangel:
You know how people would say women are evil....I never used to believe it until now......what does one(a girl) profit by causing issues between two friends...this is how this daughter of jezebel came in between friends of several years.

My friend had met this his current girlfriend at my place, she's my sister's friend and course mate and they had both come to see me on a particular sunday....We were just in d sitting room talking about stuff when my friend (Kunle not his real name though) came into the house...I'm not big on formalities so I didn't bother with any introductions plus my friend already knows my sister well and again I was a little distracted, my sister and I were speaking our dialect talking about family issues..

Being the only other persons in the room I figured they just took the time to talk and get to know each other better.....About a month or two after that day my friend told me he was seeing mary(my sister's friend)...I just smiled and was like sharp guy....eventually we became close, that I figured was natural I mean she being my sister's friend and my best friends girlfriend there was no avoiding that....I had her on my BBM chat and we corresponded online every now and them, nothing serious just talk.....everything seemed okay until

Two weeks ago my friend had to leave town for some days, his mum was ill so he travelled to check up on her....Some three days after he travelled, his girlfriend came to my office to see me...I was shocked and afraid, I feared something bad happened to kunle's mom...

When I asked her what occasioned her visit..she simply stated that she had come to register her displeasure at me..she said her boyfriend had been gone for three days and I didn't bother checking up on her...(Was I supposed to do that I asked in my head?) I tried to apologise but she refuse saying she'd only accept my apology if I took her out for lunch...

So I did, we went to a nearby restaurant and ate....while we ate she just kept questioning me about my relationship, she said my sister her told her that I recently broke-up with my girlfriend and that I was sad and heartbroken...I told her I wasn't sad and miserable plus the break-up happened months ago..she asked if I had someone else in my life, I told her no...she kept asking 'why, what attracts you to girl,when do you see yourself settling down, do you have anything against any particular tribe and so on"...I barely ate my lunch....she left after lunch and I went back to my office......I thought that was all.

My friend got back some two days after, I was at the airport to pick him, as we drove back to his place we talk about stuff, good news was his mom was doing much better (I didn't mention the whole lunch with his gf friend, I didn't think twas worth talking abt)..I dropped him at home, said hello to his gf and went back to my place.....and that was the last I heard from my friend.....for over 6 days, even when I tried calling him he didn't take my calls...I was still thinking of how to go check up on him at his place when he came bagging into my office...he just stood didn't even sit.....he was shouting and pointing his finger at me warning me to stay away from his girlfriend...

He said he left town for five days and I was making moves at his girlfriend, he said I took his girlfriend to dinner and force her to kiss me and that a promised to marry her if she didn't tell him.

I was dumbfounded...I didn't even know what to say.....since when did people start having dinner around 1:30 PM....I wanted to call her but I figured she'd just spin more lies, my friend won't even calm down to hear my side of the story...everything is just so messed up right now.....

what I don't understand is WHY.......I mean what would she gain from this chaos she has caused.....Why are women just evil....what did I ever do to her

The monarch was telling him that Nigeria should go back to their root and source farming which we have neglected since oil boom and it is affecting Nigeria greatly.in zoology what will he use hoe for and what is d significance of hoe to zoology?

damoskiy:
Signs that he would return to his area of specification....Zoology...but with a new dimension....farming...
GEJ return to where u belong.... Otueke Straight....Direct flight is available
Sai Buhari...

Where will Buhari get d One million jobs he is promising with the economic situation in Nigeria. Professor Soludo has told us the real ecomic situation in Nigeria there is no magic wand that Buhari and his croony want to do except complicating the issue God help and save Nigeria.[quote author=janus05 post=30122901][/quote]

The parents in a bid to have male child might have gone to an herbalist the spirit of the godess might be troubling the boy. What a greatest opportunity that was missed by the boy at 17 he was in 400 level, he would have passed out in a flying color. May God help him[quote author=lalasticlala post=30142482][/quote]

These are sending a dangerous signal to the existence of Nigeia as one nation and not only that the other regions of Nigeria should get themselves prepared.

imolereed:
Don't know how authentic these pics are but they are being credited to Boko Haram. There are reports that these kids could be some of the abducted boys in the North East now being trained with AK47.


http://lindaikeji..com/2015/01/disturbing-pics-credited-to-boko-haram.html?m=1

Leave it as it is just repent that is don't have anything doing with Wumi again and if your mother in law will stay longer tell your wife to ask wumi to leave. Bigsam46

zeefa:
Please, I need a serious advise from people in the house. I really don't know what to say to my mother in-law, may be to beg her or ignored as if nothing happen.

Let me give you a little summary of what happened to me.

My wife just put to bed and the whole loads of work have been much for her that she called on her friend who just graduated from the university to come and stay with us so that she could help with little work at home.

We didn't have problem with her because it will save her from paying bills whereas we have more space in our own house for her to occupy free of charge without having to pay any bills.

She was so hard-working and even without telling her,she knows what to do at the right time. She does all the cooking for us and most time before I get home from work, she calls me to ask what I would love to have for dinner which she will gladly organise.

Gradually, we get little bit close and talk freely to each other without having to define our boundaries.

Wumi is a dark skinned chobby lady with a 42DD size (please don't ask me how I got to know her size). And am sure those that have the picture of sizes on their brain will understand my point. It was tempting.

It all started when I got home and saw her cooking with one nasty top showing off her assets. She caught my attention and smiled and I returned my gesture given her a soft smile too and that was how the whole madness started.

My mother in-law just came from nigeria few days ago to help us as well. But left for me, I was enjoying the new atmosphere with Wumi in our house.

Just yesterday the nasty incident happened. Mama caught me in d washroom kissing and touching wumi . Meanwhile, my wife went for Dr appointment for our son with cold.

Right now, I'm afraid because mama didn't say anything and I don't know how to convince her as well.

Wumi is not comfortable at home again and I can't look into ma ma's face anymore.

The funny thing is that mama didn't discuss what she saw with my wife because I knew if my wife heard, in fact, I wont be on nairaland now to narrate the story of my life.

Please, do I call mama and beg her? Or should I just ask my wife to allow her (wumi) go since mama is around. ?

I'm really confused here because I can't not face or talk to Mama freely at home anymore.

Please what do I do?

There are mmany intellectual illiterates in Nigeria who always turn History upside down Out of 54 years existence of Nigeria Hausa ruled us for 40 years Obasanjo ruled for 8 years and now Jonathan 6 years what they both spoilt for 48 years they want Jonathan to repair for 6 years this is impossible Obasanjo and Buhari Have d greatest chance to right all d wrongs when they are military Head of state but they did not. In 1979 when Awolowo was campaining and said he will probe Obasanjo we all know the story this what bring in Shagari may God help us GEJ till 201c God bless Nigeria Bigsam46

DaJulee:
REVEALED:: IF Gen Buhari WAS AN AMERICAN.

By Julius Diamond

There is a man called Barrack Obama, I think he is the current president of the USA. This gentle man was rejected by 90% of Americans during his presidential campaign, this was due to one reason "Obama was not born in US, therefore he is not a US citizen". standing on this; most US citizens requested that Obama present his birth certificste to vindicate himself. When the pressure grew stronger than expected; he humbly and successfully presented his birth certificate on the 27 April, 2011. Just as expected, the certificate was free of fault, forgery, and any form of suspicion (OLUWOLEISM).

Away from Obama.
Gen Buhari is an APC presidential candidate who 90% of Nigerians have rejected and have collectively said; WE DO REALLY WISH U CONTEST UR ELECTION, WE BELIEVE U ARE A CITIZEN OF NIGERIA, BUT PLEASE PRESENT TO US YOUR WASC CERTIFICATE AS REQUESTED BY CONSTITUTION".

Surely, this is no new story:But hear this "He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying - Michel Eyquem De Montaigne.

Before I delve into the issue of" WHAT MAY HAPPEN IF Gen Buhari WAS FROM AMERICA", let's look at some relevant issues.
1. Buhari cannot remember his phone number. (surely).
2. At Owerri Buhari forgot the
name of his RUNNING MATE, called him OSIBANDE instead of OSINBAJO. (undeniable).
3. Having contested for the presidency 3 times; Buhari could not remember the full meaning of INEC and called it Independent
NIGERIAN Electoral Commission. (truly).

Now, let's move forward!
A reference to what my fellow compatriot wrote, he said: "By some stroke of divine luck of galactic magnitude, Buhari just remembered AN EXAM NUMBER OF A CERTIFICATE HE CLAIMED HE WAS NOT IN POSSESSION OF A PHOTOCOPY!(smell a rat).

Get It Right:
1. He PURPORTEDLY took this exam 53 years ago. He doesn't have EVEN A PHOTOCOPY OF THE RESULT!
How the hell did he SUDDENLY REMEMBER THIS EXAM NUMBER THAT IS SAME AGE WITH NIGERIA, considering his known born attitude of forgetfulness?

2. Was it not same certificate he wrote an affidavit claiming it was with the Military? How come he latter admitted he lied? (grave one indeed).

3. Does the purported reavealed certificate in same format with the usual Cambridge WASC CERTIFICATE FORMAT of 1961? Maybe not the Cambridge I'm thinking. Maybe Katsina has another Cambridge college.

4. Did Gen Buhari claimed he graduated in 1961 with many prominent Nigerians, including General SHEHU YAR'ADUA?
How then did Shehu Yar'Adua Joined the Army in 1959. Two years before graduation? (Someone is playing with our intelligence).

5. Do Nigerians really requested a statement of result from Gen Buhari? Definetly NO! It was a CERTIFICATE. Of course a statement of result can be printed anywhere.

I do not forget my friend who has exposed the unimaginable, he said "the wikipidea information of Yar'Adua whose years of service is 1959-1979, has been edited 6days ago with a new service date of 1961-1979. To be in accordance with Buhari's claims. But who must have done this? Your prediction is as good as mine.

A THINE LINE:
While In Nigeria thesame Group of persons campaigning to figth corruption are those exhibiting corrupt practices. It is not same in America.

While in Nigeria those who do not have sight are those campaigning to lead those who have sight. It is not same in America.

While in Nigeria citizens cry for developement; yet cast their VOTES on the basis of SYMPATHY. It is not same in America.

While in Nigeria the word CORRUPTION is defined as stealing money. It is not same in America.

IN AMERICA
You cannot campaign to figth corruption while you exhibit corrupt practices.

You do not wish to lead those who have sight when you have no sight.

Citizens do not cry for developement by VOTING-in a representative on the basis of sympathy.

In America CORRUPTION is defined as an attempted ill practice against humanity and nature. (certificate forgery inclusive).

In America PEOPLE DO NOT CONTEST ELECTION Because they are opportuned?

In America citizen's expectation on their representative are to making things better for the citizens?

Having considered all these: Your guess maybe right as mine, what can a man born with FORGETFULNESS help the citizens of Nigeria?

Do we move from grace to grass due to SYMPATHY?

How bad does it sound if said: "Gen Buhari contested elections 4 times and FAILED?"
Must we TRADE mere feeling of sympathy with our future?

What a poor mentholated mentality!!

WHEN I WRITE THEY SAY I AM PAID TO DO SO!
IF YOU THINK I AM PAID TO WRITE: THEN I MAY WANT TO KNOW: "WHAT MOTIVATED A RIGHT THINKING MAN AS YOU TO THINK OR TO ATTEMPT THINKING OF CONSIDERING VOTING FOR A MAN WITH SOO MUCH UNRESLOVED CONTROVERSIES?
YOU MAY EVEN WANT TO ARGUE WITH ME AFTER READING MY ARTICLE, YET YOU CLAIM I AM THE ONE PAID. WHILE YOU ARE NOT PAID TO ARGUE.

YOU WISH FOR A BETTER NIGERIA, SO DO I. THEREFORE, WHEN THERE ARE REASONABLE ISSUES OF PUBLIC IMPORTANCE WORTHY OF FINGERPRINTING ON, WE DO SO WITHOUT SENTIMENT.

WHILE I BELIEVE THAT IF GEN BUHARI WAS AN AMERICAN, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DELISTED FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. AND SUED FOR INCONSISTENCY, CONTROVERSY, DECEIT ETC. I DO ALSO BELIEVE THAT A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT WOULD HAVE BEEN MADE TO THE EFFECT OF ARRESTING ANYBODY WHO MENTION Gen Buhari as one among the Nation's presidential candidate.
RELATIVELY, I WILL URGE ALL GOOD HEADED NIGERIANS TO VOTE REASONABLY.

VOTE GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN, (AKA, TRANSFORMER, HUMILITY, UNCONTROVERSIAL, CITIZENS ORIENTED, THE WOMEN'S VOICE, LACKING NO FORGETFULNESS, NO DECEITFUL ATTITUDE, YOUNG AND HEALTHY).

Long Live Nigeria
Long Live PDP
Long Live GEJ
Short Live APC.

Have u reported to d police? Then check where u bought d car they have a spare key Goodluck to u

gevis:
Please Help!

I just got a tokunbor Lagos cleared Crystal light Toyota Camry in Nov 2014. I was just trying to save some cash to enable me insure and install a car tracker devise on the car but it was stolen.
On my way to Church at about 7:45am, i packed in a very busy street where other cars pack during the day and night. I did this because my house is very far from the bus stop and i had my family with me. I locked the car properly, took my key and joined the Church Bus which picks us up from this bus stop close to Awoyaya i.e after Ajah.
I returned from Church at about 11:45am only to find the car missing...I took a loan to buy this car because of my growing family size and this will be deducted from my salary for the next 9months..Please anyone with tangible information about this car should kindly call

08080970800

Name: CRYSTAL LIGHT TOYOTA CAMRY
Color: GOLD
Model: 2000
Plate Number: JJJ494DF
Chasis Number: 4TIBG22K7YU9776
Engine Number: 4TISK2E7RU403346

ishiamu:
They will soon label it a paid crowd watch out,

Sai Gej

Long live the president

February 14 will soon come n justify then they will truly know d work of unbrella n they will know d difference between those who use paid crowd 4 campaign