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I noticed an alcoholic taste after drinking maltina some wks ago wch a friend also said he noticed. To confirm dis i ad to buy maltina from 3 diff spot and still noticed d same alcoholic taste. Av u also xperienced dis? Or dis is just peculiar to maltina distributed to Ibadan?

Key to passing DB test:
1)endeavour to go tru "diamond bank test" thread by faithco(pg 1-20)
2)Water and mirror image qstns r bonus wch u can answer in 2 minutes(6-7qstns). Dia wer also 3-4 qstns on shapes.Get gmat prefarably 2012 editn 4 details
3)4 comprehensn passage, go tru d questn and check 4 answer in d passage 1 afta d oda
4)dia is no -ve marking ooo ie u shd attempt every questn(was avin 5-6 qstns left wit less dan 1 minute remaining....just shaded optn B all tru)
5)'l advise u do d qntitative aspect after concluding wit d logical/comprehensn aspect in oda to save time. The 1st few questns of d qntive/math aspect r dos dat l take much of ur tym while simple additn/substractn of some values r in d latter part of d sectn(do dis ist)
Wish u guys SUCCESS

Key to passing DB test:
1)endeavour to go tru dis thread(pg 1-20)
2)Water and mirror image qstns r bonus wch u can answer in 2 minutes(6-7qstns). Dia were 3-4 qstns on shapes too. Get gmat prefarably 2012 editn 4 details
3)4 comprehensn passage, go tru d questn and check 4 answer in d passage 1 afta d oda
4)dia is no -ve marking ooo ie u shd attempt every questn(was avin 5-6 qstns left wit less dan 1 minute remaining....just shaded optn B all tru)
5)'l advise u do d qntitative aspect after concluding wit d logical/comprehensn aspect in oda to save time. The 1st few questns of d qntive/math aspect r dos dat l take much of ur tym while simple additn/substractn of some values r in d latter part of d sectn(do dis ist)
Wish u guys SUCCESS

Pidivine: 39 days to go. Guys how jacking?

jacking no easy oooo...i dey jack unda crios tensn cos am just starting

To dose dat av gone tru intermediate... Will dey provide us wit 4 figure table or we r to come in with 4 figure table?

bimbcy: Thanks. Mind @ rest. hope ma declining 2 work in d ad on ma cv l not affect me cos i l lyk to b posted 2 d north

nid response on dis plssssss

bimbcy: Thanks. Mind @ rest. hope ma declining 2 work in d ad on ma cv l not affect me cos i l lyk to b posted 2 d north

i nid response on dis plssssssss

rubyno: Bros, na grammer u dey talk so. I nor understand.

e nu yin ti fe(yoruba)=ur mouth don grow wide dat u 1 consume all d 92/95k thinking u fit evade tax

donatrix: I like ds thread die.

Pls someone should confirm to us if the 95k is taxable?

Also, my shoutout to all those d@ startd dia TS today. Doz guys were looking sharp when i saw them.

To all my fellow 2nd level hopefuls, just know that Olorun is involved fulltime.

We are not far frm TS.

@ donatrix n rubyno u guys r funny. Do u mean u av budgeted 4 95/92k dat u can not afford to incure tax liability on it "enu yin ti fe" well, all tins bin equal u av to pay tax ni oo but d liability u l incure l b less dan odas cos i know u guys av children attending full tym educatn n u don insure ur lyf i guess

emmanueldinho: i dnt tynk anybody fails d 2nd interview.its just 2 knw where 2 post u.nd questions lyk,would u be able 2 work at d state address on ur cv.nd ur plans in d next 5yrs

Thanks. Mind @ rest. hope ma declining 2 work in d ad on ma cv l not affect me cos i l lyk to b posted 2 d north

some1 shd kindly hep wit dis qstns:
wot s d 2nd stage intvw lyk?
Wot s d probability of success?
Quick response l b apprecia8d as i nid it to make some decisions urgently ie i want to take a calcted risk rada dan ordinary risk

Mi-gurl:
Dear pls do not be discouraged, a better job is waiting for u. Please what stage of d recruitment process where u before u got the message?

was @ d ist stage of intvw@ all, thanks 4 d words of motivatn

Got feedback as regard d intvw done tendering a 2mnths old affidavit wch i failed cos of dis DOB issue....God knows best. Just sharing cos of many having similar issue. Hope ma advice above l b of help. Got feedback as regard d intvw done tendering a 2mnths old affidavit wch i FAILED cos of dis DOB issue....God knows best. Just sharing cos of many having similar issue. Hope ma advice above l b of help. Got feedback as regard d intvw done tendering a 2mnths old affidavit wch i FAILED cos of dis DOB issue....God knows best. Just sharing cos of many having similar issue. Hope ma advice above l b of help.

Dear Applicant,
Thank you for interviewing with us for a
position in our organization.
Although your background and credentials
are impressive, due to other internal
considerations"(God knows best)" , we are unable to offer you
employment at this time.
We wish you the best in your search and
thank you for your interest in United Bank for
Africa PLC.
Human Capital Management-Upper West/West
Central Bank
United Bank for Africa Plc,

Just wana say thank u to doyin n paul who God used 4 me to embark on dis UBA's joni and odas like like layo, oyin et al who av bin of hep during d cos of d joni wch ends here. Wish u all BOL. Ur advise on how 2 submit/or help in submitin ma CV to oda coys l b apprec8d. Once again NAGODE SOSAI(Thank u so much)

Thanks 4 d response. Think u ignorant of d facts below wch i use to b ignorant of 2 not until 2yrs ago wen i was opportuned to live in 2 northern state:
1) Not all Northerners r Hausa
2) Not all Hausas r Muslim

So, u still think d acts by bokoharam is islamic.....am surprised, cant 4get 1 of dia major attack jan last yr @ kano wch affected mostly muslims, attack on d emir recently n odas... My guy bk hrm is political. May God save us from dis evil pple.

If d Quran has bin altered lyk any oda book, just wondering y avnt seen d revised editn, X versn, Y versn, Z versn ...... Dia is only 1 QURAN wch is d same world wide(God is gr8)

l advise u read Quran 65 from v1(pay more attentn wen reading v1) n Quran 9 from v1(pay more attention wen reading v4)

Thanks
God knows best

if all Muslims could act according to d Quran n d teachings of d prophet, over 90 percent of non muslims l accept ISLAM(Only God knows best)

Acting contrarily to wot was stated in d Quran(wch is a sin) or to d prophet teaching shows d Muslim isnt perfect and not d religion(ISLAM)

Apart frm bin a religion of peace as widely known, islam is a complete way of life. Dia is no as in NO religion dat talks about how to do anything/evrything(eg how to relate with muslims n non muslims, biz transactns, politics marriage,......etc)oda dan islam tru d QURAN n HADITH(d teachings of prophet Muhammed pbuh).

jadepinkett: gd morning all, saw dis on my fb page and felt i shld share wit y'all
Nigeria Breaking News Splash ALERT! ALERT!! ALERT!!! Hi NBNS,
Are you aware of the mass sack going on in UBA
plc? Over 500 staff of UBA plc have been asked to
resign forthwith just like that. The worst is that no
meaningful severance package accompany this
sack. Again because the management have stampeded and stamped out unionism in UBA,
nobody can fight back. The press is well taken care
of such that they don't say anything. We that are
remaining are working in fear and those who have
opportunity, waste no time in defrauding the bank.
Last week, two staff of UBA stole over N536million from Lagos Cash Movement center. I am sure this
was done in anger as rumour had it that the deputy
managing director recently bought a bullet proof
custom made Ferrari car at N128million. My
challenge is why is the media keeping quiet? Why
is this slavery allowed to persist? Please help us let the world know about this. If you doubt it, please
investigate further. UBA is gradually sinking with
internal crisis rocking the bank.
Chimereze Joshua Kenechukwu

ur source isnt reliable. So dia4 i disagree wit dis

ma sister got invite 4 test to b conducted on friday but d problem is: she is awaiting svc yr wch l b in june. Provided she pass d test,can she differ/delay d intvw 4 a yr? Ur reponse pls and can dis affect me(am in d intvw stage) cos i ad d policy of most banks is dat dey dont employ 2 or more pple from d same family

blanco56: Although I'm new here, I have followed this topic for a while and its been of tremendous help to me,But it seems only the Lagos and IB peeps are the only ones sharing their experiences here, wrote my test on the march 9th in Benin was called for interview April 3rd , just got another txt for a final intervw tomorrw 11th, Pls how many interviews are we supposed to go thru

just 2. D 2nd intvw l b wit d reagional biz head after wch u l b invited 4 medicals n later to TS. Wish u d best

Odunski: Which state pls.I wish to gatecrash o.Pls,reply asap.Tnkz

Ibadan, Oyo state. Dia is nothing like gatecrashing 4 UBA's test 'cos dia is a passcode generated from dia HO in lag 4 invited candidates to b used in logging in to write d CBT.

ma sister got invite 4 test to b conducted on friday but d problem is: she is awaiting svc yr wch l b in june. Provided she pass d test,can she differ/delay d intvw 4 a yr? Ur reponse pls and can dis affect me(am in d intvw stage) cos i ad d policy of most banks is dat dey dont employ 2 or more pple from d same family

promise Jane: pls can u help me 2 sumit my cv. At d head office in lag tanks dis my email imajinepromise@yahoo.com pla send me ur mail so I can send my cv

Am sorry, i dont stay in lag too. I asked 'cos of dos who dont kno d HO. Kindly assist ha n odas in submitting @ay thanks 4 d info

promise Jane: pls can u help me 2 sumit my cv. At d head office in lag tanks dis my email imajinepromise@yahoo.com pla send me ur mail so I can send my cv

Am sorry i dont stay in lag too. I asked 'cos of dos who dont kno d HO. Kindly assist ha n odas in submitting @ay thanks 4 d info

Kachinom: For those in lagos that wants to submit dre CV, you can go to the head office now and submit your cv, jst coming from there and the receptionists said that am lucky, she just received a text msg asking her to collect CV's but the test is at owerri, and I will get a msg as regards to it soon. Pls anyone dat happens to be at d head office kindly request for her phone nos and paste here for me to see, I 4got to ask her for it when I was dre.

wia xactly is d head office?is it @ vi?

u can also apply 4 a new cert 2 correct d error wch l cost u 10K. U l get d new cert 3-6mnts after

They do, provided d date u get d affidavit is closer to d date d cert was issued dan d day of d intvw.
Made d mistake of tendering 2 mnts old affidavit gotten from i court thinking it l b more tenable dan dat of customary cot gotten 7yrs ago @ an intvw....The intvwer said:am trying 2 reduce ma age 'we l need 2 get bak to u cos of dis' indirectly saying av failed. Tried to convince him dat d diff is even 4 mnths, but still didnt agree wit me

Thanks 4 d info. Do DB accept CV from HND holderrs

playces: i havent gotten any text oo

i pray u l get success text soon

rubyno: I made it. Thank you Jesus, the author and finisher. Greater grace and glory, amen.

cngrat bro