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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Releases New Video, Says ‘no Negotiations, No Surrender’ by bimbology(m): 4:43pm On Apr 01, 2016

spicytayomic:
what is Boko Haram?

Abeg o. Are just hearing the name for the first time?

Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by bimbology(m): 4:26pm On Apr 01, 2016

Mbkite:
Have you ever been fooled on the 1st April of any year? Share your experience.

I nearly traveled from Ogun state to Anambra state but God saved me. Lol

My friend do share same room, same bed. On a beautiful morning, same day like today, he woke me up suddenly with hot beatings 3time to show me the heart-broken message his fiancée just sent to him . I was like are u mad, but when i saw the message reading 'hey boy! Am no more interested. Lets cut it off and forget about the marriage. I became more worried with my friend by asking him that what on earth did u do to her? D marriage to come nxt 3wek. We rang her countless times but she wu'dn't pick up our calls. We rang her father and told him about the divastating news, all her father cud say was 'i trust my Cynthia, she cud be deadly serious'. We rushed out and heeded to where she lives. We could not belive wat we saw with our eyes. Only God knows where Cynthia got a very sharp sparkling matchet saying furiously that me and my friend dare not move closer to her for any question or pleading, she will matchet us to pieces. We were on the same spot in same compound when an old man came out to ask us questions, aving explained to him, he told us Cynthia might be on April stuff dat we should go back home. We did not undastand him. As we we were out of the compound, closing the gate behind us, Cynthia came out and shouted 'COME BACK TWO OLD FRIENDS. APRIL FOOLS' We turnd back happily. Tunde my friend, always a lover boy even unto death, ran and carried her, as if saying thank you my queen goddess with kissing, happiness and love terms. Love could be blind and seriously foolish was all i could mutter. I turned back, as i was alone heading home , a message alert on my phone from Cynthia's father. It reads 'don't mind her, today is her usual day. APRIL FOOLS! Is a planned episode'. Whaaat? Like father like daughter. What an April rubbish!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by bimbology(m): 4:24pm On Apr 01, 2016

Mbkite:
Have you ever been fooled on the 1st April of any year? Share your experience.

I nearly traveled from Ogun state to Anambra state but God saved me. Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by bimbology(m): 1:59pm On Apr 01, 2016

Mbkite:
we dey wait.

Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by bimbology(m): 1:46pm On Apr 01, 2016

okonja:
It's my birth month,

Congrats ooo. O ku ori re o. Pls when is the actual date for d celebration galore?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Is A Murderer – Kemi Olunloyo by bimbology(m): 1:30pm On Apr 01, 2016

iamrealdeji:
but they'll never confess,so how are they men of God? Sometimes,ordinary men are better than these men of God

At times they might not need to confess at the initial stage of their conversion, having confessed to God first. But as they grow in God everyday, even before they receive God's Calling, they see the need and importance of CONFESSION AND RECONCILIATION. If such man is a true man of God, always being chastise by the HOLY SPIRIT, then he needs to go after his senior spiritual Pastor or any sound true gosple Preacher and confessed to him. If reconciliation is necessary with the other person, the Pastor will tell him to locate him or her. Pastor E.A Adeboyo can only be guilty of the woman if he is the cause of her problems but yet he has not make restitution with her. Apart from that, whatever criminal act of the past the woman knows about him and now trying to blackmail or defame him is either a ploy from d kingdom of darkness to be executed by the poor rice woman or from her in order to boost her economic aggrandisement. Most people now see RCCG as a means to actualise their innate inclination dubiously.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Is A Murderer – Kemi Olunloyo by bimbology(m): 12:48pm On Apr 01, 2016

sbaks:
what if she's right?? Nigerians will never cease to amaze me with their hypocrisy. So fighting for (worshipping) a pastor will take you to heaven?? mtcheeeeeeeew. No wonder the poor gets poorer only in Nigeria. Nigeria is the most religious country in the world and yet, the religion has not even put food on our table. Pastors milk you dry and still you can't think?? No wonder we are undeveloped

This is neither about hypocracy nor try to make heaven by worshipping a pastor. She is not doing the right thing. If she wants him prosecuted, fine, she need-do the normal thing rather by submiting herself to blackmail a man of God for entreaties or ransom expectations from such man of God. She has been demonised, bewitched that she can never see things wrong even in her marrital life dat calls for sympathy, let-alone God's intervention. Why is she single, childless, or is she a widow, who killed her husband? Is it Pastor Adeboye again? I guess she is hiding somthing that has happened between them long ago as regard her predicament but now being pinched, feeling very guilty by the Pastor's POINTS, as a result, trying to blackmail him by what she really knows about him many years ago.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Is A Murderer – Kemi Olunloyo by bimbology(m): 12:02pm On Apr 01, 2016

horizonhotspot:
http://pulse.ng/religion/pastor-adeboye-daddy-g-o-is-a-murderer-kemi-olunloyo-says-id4861982.html

How could d devil enter into u and use u as his useful weapon to propound a crime of 1971 against a reverred Servant of God? God has forgiven and forgotten his sin in accordance to 2corinthians 5:17. So, i pray it won't be too late for u to realise, repent and pray 4 mercy, so dat u won't by this way end up in hell. Devil is a liar!

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Is A Murderer – Kemi Olunloyo by bimbology(m): 11:42am On Apr 01, 2016

fashoo2010:
Na u be d murderer... Shameless being... U better go meet Pst E. A. Adeboye for deliverance
na who tell say Pastor E.A Adeboye dey do deliverance? Make she go meet Dr. Olukoya of die by fire die by thunder jare.
FTC... Wink

fashoo2010:
Na u be d murderer... Shameless being...

FTC... Wink

fashoo2010:
Na u be d murderer... Shameless being... U better go meet Pst E. A. Adeboye for deliverance

FTC... Wink

Na who tell u say Pastor Adeboye dey conduct deliverance? Make she go meet Dr. Olukoya of die by fire die by thunder jare.

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Politics › Re: Why I Won’t Sign 2016 Budget In A Hurry — Buhari by bimbology(m): 10:36am On Apr 01, 2016

Validated:
... and this is the news you took to USA, that passes and assent to their budgets at least 3 months before commencement of the new calendar year. Here you are talking of not assenting to budget for a year that is clear 90/365 days (a quarter of the year gone). Who are the advisers to Buhari self

It is God, that's why he doesn't rush into unguided decisions. He wants to perform but most pepu around him won't let him.

Politics › Re: Why I Won’t Sign 2016 Budget In A Hurry — Buhari by bimbology(m): 10:18am On Apr 01, 2016

Port to wear? No try am o, if u port out, u will re-port back, walahi! B-)

Family › Re: Women, Stop Lying To Your Husbands And Playing Victim Afterwards! by bimbology(m): 10:04am On Apr 01, 2016

It all started from garden of Eden. Woman had been deceiving man right from the time of Adam nd Eve. It now vice-versa. The fear of God is only the beginning of WISDOM to know the best for your life, in order to avoid being deceived into rubbish.

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