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[quote author=LexngtonSteele post=130323920]

Lucky LUCY Likely LIKEH.

These kind names sef.

Hope she didn't sneak to eat the forbidden fruit 🍌... you know

One silly friend said na preek Eve chop for Garden of Eden say na PG13 censored version them tell us.

Biodun, you be weyrey. Walahi. Angels go deny your Visa for Heaven ;


Na who tell you say na Angels dey give visa dey enter heaven? I fit dash you visa from here self...

StreetFight:
He can kill both the man and the bitch. Then he will spend like 10 years imprisonment, that's like 5 years. Then he will hit the streets again for more pussssies

Then he should be wise enough to brave up and just walk away and forget her only if indeed he to had never cheated on her, because most often, ladies or women take advantage by finding excuses for their spouses first cheating on them. We can't just judge the matter from an angle.

LilMissFavvy:
Can he truly say that he's been faithful all through his marriage? Let his consience judge him. Even if you divorce her, her life continues. Forgive if postsible

You sound like an accomplice. And what if he is not unfaithful with her till this present encounter? What is bad is bad.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Bros make I join u laugh too

in fact, laff wan kill my enemies 4 hia too, death hang peson 4 mouth e stil dey say mak i go cnfirm first frm NL if na real or fak deth. Relax bro.

OmoOshodi:
Something must kill men

dey dared death ignorantly, so death tok dem away ealier dan dey shud av lived. what a pity!

myettiallah:
Since 2016
Y do nairaland mods like resurrecting old, dead and pervert news...
This generation is doomed

O guy ar u not part of d generation? na God go sav us jare.

[quote author=HigherEd post=76995164]All that "for better for worse, in sickness and in health", that people recite as marriage vows is unscriptural! It is a curse!

Dr David Oyedepo
So wat exackly is d message?daz a fact bt nt d truth.

[quote author=HigherEd post=76995164]All that "for better for worse, in sickness and in health", that people recite as marriage vows is unscriptural! It is a curse!

Dr David Oyedepo

So what exackly is the message?

[quote author=Davash222 post=77001736]Any child wey go that Education center for JAMB and still score below 200 should forget about school.
The kind anointing wey go full this building no be small anointing.[hmmmmm]

Jokerman:
Mhen... na only me remain to decamp o...

I dey ya back na.���

[quote author=BoneBlogger post=70190536]A lady has been hospitalised after suffering an unfortunate mishap in Nnewi area, Anambra state. According to Christabeler Akunna, she went to visit her friend when the accident happened which saw her injure badly after falling from a building.

It was revealed that the lady was chatting with her friend on the balcony of a two-storey building when she decided to rest on the rail not knowing it was not strong. Immediately she leaned on it, she fell from the building and broke her body parts including femur, patellar Jaw, teeth and ankles.

She was rushed to Nnewi Teaching Hospital where she received some treatment after she recovered from consciousness.

The lady who lost some tooth - ate liquid food for about four months and also went for local bone setting for five months, all to no avail.

Some Facebook users have reached out to the wounded lady in order to come to her aid. 

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/08/lady-falls-from-balcony-of-2-storey-building-while-chatting-with-friend-photos.html

Uncoordinated visitation, sorry

IamPlato:
...

Graveyard Matters?

Abi Is My Eye Paining me

He Even Looks Like The Post he Was Given

I wonder o, this one tire me o

bobnatlo:
The Senator representing (PDP, Bauchi) Isah Misau, debunked claims by the National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, Asiwaju there was a plot by some senators toBola Tinubu, that the National Assembly was planning to impeach President Muhammadu Buhari.

The senator spoke in response to a claim by Tinubu at Wednesday’s APC rally in Uyo that impeach Buhari.

Misau said, “I am surprised that a politician of Tinubu’s calibre will be playing politics with a serious issue like the impeachment of the President of the country just because he wanted to catch the attention of a crowd. Politicians at his level should not be engaging in unnecessary saber-rattling and empty speculation.

“We, members of the Peoples Democratic Party in the Senate, have no plan to impeach President Muhammadu Buhari. There is no need for that process and we are not contemplating it.

“Our focus right now is to defend democracy and its institutions, fight for the enthronement of the rule of law, independence of the legislature and the judiciary and ensure good governance.”

He added, “If Tinubu has any concrete, reliable and verifiable evidence to the contrary, he should come forward and prove it. A man like him should not be getting carried away by the crowd and making claims that have no basis.

“We therefore urge all Nigerians and members of the international community to ignore that claim. There is no basis for anybody to make such claim. It is a mere fabrication and a stunt pulled to please the partisan crowd to which it was uttered.”


https://punchng.com/no-plot-to-impeach-buhari-senator-replies-amp/

oK, aja nlekotinubu/ko����

dreamwords:
Oh boy, c meat

o guy, no go touch o, na thunder get dem o.

simplemach:
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simplemach:
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meaning?

booqee:
I keep wondering why did God even create the tree of life in the garden of Eden in the first place if He didn't want man to sin..

Some say its intentional... if it is, why was He so displeased to the extent of placing a curse on them...

He created us as man.. not as gods or heavenly creatures.. so of course he was easy and prone to falling for temptation.. so I assumed He knew from the start while creating him, that man would fall by eating the forbidden fruit...

so why bother creating it and then cursing man when it is believed He knew he would fall.. (that's the part that makes it look unfair) .. its similar to setting a concealed trap right in front of us..


I'm confused honestly ..

contributions are welcome

had it been that God created man without garden of Eden, it would av been another story entirely. Man would have shifted all blames of whatever happens to him on God. So God had the premonition that Man would fail him, but God wants to balance everything. Dat was y He-GOD created man and put man in Garden of Eden, plant the tree of good and evil there becos first: God knws man is made of flesh, lives and is control by FLESH, man wuold eventually eat the forbidden fruit: then curse wud come upon man through Eve: man shall be shased out of the garden unto dangers of this wicked world 4 devil to devour and cast into hell fire. So, God would have to sacrifice his only son-JESUS CHRIST to deliver man. So dat man would no longer live in flesh but to serve him-GOD in spirit and so dat man would make heaven wen he depart this world of Good and Evil control by d devil except those born of the spirit. So God created the tree of knwlege of good and evil so dat he might not be guilty of man, so dat man would not by flesh mess up the garden of Eden, and to conduct examination for man.

[quote author=opeyemiieblog post=44576090]more pictures @ http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/04/photo das not true. I was in the show in Mali, in fact i was d guy standing behind the lady. It was wen flavour ask us to pray to welcome Holy Spirit so dat the show wil go without an hitch, problem, violence or chaos. During the praya she sed we should confess our sin. And dat if u ar a sinner put ur right hand on your chest and pray now 4 forgiveness. So i heard the lady in my front busy flexing with gulder, 33, power horse etc, saying in a crying voice, "oh God am a wretched sinner. Am a drunker, i used to drink lots of exotic alcohols, am an aborter. Av commited lots of abortions uncountable. I cheated alot of guys, making them fools and collecting their money without allowing any of them to av form with me. I even promised that rich man baba Rukayat that i wil becom his third wife, but after i collected upto 1.5million from him, i ran to this place-MALI. Oh God, can u stil 4give me my sin, if u...." i forgot mysef, i answered dat never! God can nver forgiv u, u dis suprintendent Alot. God punish u. She was stil praying wen a NL just came around, snap her 4 post and another story started again. Na wao!

opeyemiieblog:
more pictures @ http://www.praizeblog.com/2016/04/photo-female-fan-passionately-weeps-at.html?m=0

das not true. I was in the show in Mali, in fact i was d guy standing behind the lady. It was wen flavour ask us to pray to welcome Holy Spirit so dat the show wil go without an hitch, problem, violence or chaos. During the praya she sed we should confess our sin. And dat if u ar a sinner put ur right hand on your chest and pray now 4 forgiveness. So i heard the lady in my front busy flexing with gulder, 33, power horse etc, saying in a crying voice, "oh God am a wretched sinner. Am a drunker, i used to drink lots of exotic alcohols, am an aborter. Av commited lots of abortions uncountable. I cheated alot of guys, making them fools and collecting their money without allowing any of them to av form with me. I even promised that rich man baba Rukayat that i wil becom his third wife, but after i collected upto 1.5million from him, i ran to this place-MALI. Oh God, can u stil 4give me my sin, if u...." i forgot mysef, i answered dat never! God can nver forgiv u, u dis suprintendent Alot. God punish u. She was stil praying wen a NL just came around, snap her 4 post and another story started again. Na wao!

ThePeacemaker:
Cry

Nigeria economy dey there, I never cry for ahm

Na flavour ahbi na seasoning I go dey cry for..



Wetin flavour dey sinq sef

which one u don sing? Na jealousy dey worry u. Common jazz mhen kokoronko, u no sabi sing.

stephnie44:
babe ure 2 gud.i lluv u

see yah mouth

megawax8:
Errrrm, so i read this, it was funny*to me*, and i decided to share




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Haba! Ki lo de? Jollof rice jollof rice? Is she dat a poor cook? She should be very serious, else if the guy exposed the game to the foolled lady, she might decide to revenge by making sure she is impregnated and eventually marry the guy. Maybe datz the destined man/husband for the benin lady, who knows and who loose? I sorry 4 her o. Oko maa won lode. I mean good, lovely and caring ones.

ajibolabd:
http://www.punchng.com/saraki-and-his-80-lawyers/

He is a strong man and he wants to prove to Nigerians his Power Drunk Ability.

seyema:
I dey feel for that woman

me seif dey cry.

babanett:
https://mobile.facebook.com/bukola.saraki/posts/10154176605069962?_rdr

good aspect of our law.

ican2020:
A 60-year-old man, Mr. Adalabu Seribor, who is a Junior Secondary School II (JSS II) student at Izon College, Bomadi-Overside in Bomadi Local Government Area of Delta State, is currently the talk of the town.

Seribor, a wheelbarrow pusher popularly called Oyibo in the community, disclosed how he took the decision to go to school at old age, a development that had kept many people wondering what he wanted to achieve in school at such an age.

Speaking with Southern City News, Seribor said, “I am sixty years now and I decided to go to school at this age because I perpetually feel the pain of being an illiterate in this modern world where everything has to do with English and education.

“My mother died during child birth when I was a little boy while my father was a hunter. I was bred by a grandmother after the death of my mother and later taken to a step-mother when my father remarried.

“I went through pains and hardship at my tender age to adulthood. It would interest you to know that I was so tender at the time my mother died that I was crying for food while she lay dead.

“I went through struggles all through my life history. I had the opportunity to go to school at my young age, when a relative who was a magistrate at Ekeremor in Bayelsa State took me to his house.

“But because of early morning beatings due to my failure to greet him when rising from bed, I went back to my father. I had no opportunity to go to school since then, and continued in hard labour to survive in life, which I am still doing.”

Narrating further how he took the decision to attend school at his current age, he said, “I realized that without education, one cannot do well in this present society. I also do not want a situation whereby someone else would interpret or write for me if eventually I am chosen to hold an office in my community.

“I make a living by pushing wheelbarrow. After school hours, I go back home to look for work to do, which I have been doing for a living. I pay my school fees from there. I am determined to complete my education because of the pains in my heart.

“I see that one cannot do well without education in this society. I do various menial jobs for a living. I pack dirt from gutters; I pack sand, clear grasses in people’s compounds and pack soak-away faeces in the dead of the night. I am a JSS II student and by the grace of God, I will finish from this school.”

Seribor said he would proceed to Teachers’ Training College at the end of his secondary education in order to achieve his dream of becoming a teacher.

“I want to teach and I advised young boys and girls wasting their time and years roaming the streets
to go to school. If I can go to school, then why are young people wasting themselves,” he queried.
His class teacher, Mr. Edsemi Anesah, described Seribor as a committed and hardworking student.

“My encouragement to him is that he should hold onto his determination. He is the oldest student in the school and I advise young people out there to emulate him,” Anesah added.

http://www.punchng.com/60-year-old-wheelbarrow-pusher-begins-secondary-education-in-delta/

Like he said that he feels the pain of being an illiterate in a modern world where everything has to do with English and Education, i really feel for him. Bt i doubt it if that career ambition of his is reachable. It is well.

agarawu23:
These are set of dumb guys who want to do mind blowing wedding to impress their neighbors.

The girl that can't caution her to-be husband not to spend lavishly for a day event should start visiting him in jail

No run o, na for better for worst

God 4bid bad tin o. IF such happens to your sister, wil u stil say that? Guy u funny o.

reportnaijanews:
Original source: http://www.simonateba.com/2016/04/02/fajilade-nigerian-male-female-sexes-cries-help-wants-man/

reportnaijanews:
Original source: http://www.simonateba.com/2016/04/02/fajilade-nigerian-male-female-sexes-cries-help-wants-man/

reportnaijanews:
Original source: http://www.simonateba.com/2016/04/02/fajilade-nigerian-male-female-sexes-cries-help-wants-man/

This is serious. Will it be operated upon successfully, is it not too late, how probably sure she or he would survive the operation? These are important questions that needed answers before surgical operation. May God intervain and provide the money.

[quote author=cktheluckyman post=44395838

I want to see the properties owned by Mr Bukola Saraki and not the ones owned by Mrs Toyin saraki or Laolu Saraki!!! Seriously how daft can some journalists really be? [/quote]this is high level of corruption from a prominent public Figure. The properties his wife owns outside is much than what is expected of a hallowed public figure. So our Judiciary can not eshew law action on her. It is mostly the wives of these known politicians that rule and control their husbands on the corridor of power. What about Patient Jonathan, Maduaeke Diazani and Ngozi Okonjo? They soiled and entrenched Jonathan's government with all sorts colourful corruption. Though Toyin was not as a Public figures as those mentioned above, both she must havd had negative influence on her husband as regards inordinate ambition to own foreign and hidden properties with her husband. So i opine that she should be prosecuted with her husband and with the younger Saraki. The law must have it say on them all.

zimoni:
PDP shall be back.

I'm sure.

Who are the APC presently and who are the PDP? APC has been proliferated das why Buhari is even confused.

wintersnow:
So he/she can get him/herself pregnant?

No dats impossicant. The adrenalin can neva function with the androgen. Never!

keylo:
Gynecomastia.

Oxford abeg where dey? Grammar won too much for here.

Pangea:
This is different from klinefelter where chromosomal count is 47 and xxy.
This is caused by Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia and the chromosomal count is still 46, xy or xx.
I suspect the person above to be XX intersex because the face looks feminine.

I talk am, there must surely be a medical botanical name given to it. Only God knows the amount of money needed for the surgical operation.